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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 3:21 am 
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So me and my wingman went out to a local bar in Canada in perfect peacock attire, shirt and ties. We walk into the bar and notice 3 HB's sitting next to one guy at a table just talking. So we decided, hey you know what? We are Adrian Grenier's and Brittney Snow's Agent. My friend gets on his phone at the bar, which is about 10 feet away from them and starts arguing, "TWO!? WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? WE WANT AT LEAST 5!!!" "OH YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE, UNBELIEVEABLE!"
(turns to 3 girls and 1 guy)
Excuse me, are you from canada or the US?"
(They look at us puzzled and say) "United States"
Friend says oh ok, would u ever see a movie with Adrien Grenier and Bruce Willis?"
They say" yes we would, why do you ask?"
This is where i slip in, sit down with them and ask whether or not they are in the 18-24 age group, which they are, then proceed with ( while friend walks away still on phone talking to "producer" telling him that people from that age group would in fact see that movie) Oh ok good, let me introduce myself, my name is **** and we just are on our way home from Toronto, but thats not important, see we work for an agency that has some A-list Celebrities, such as Adrian Grenier"
One girl looks at me shocked "you mean, your his agent?"
"yes" i proclaimed, and thats my right hand man, he does all the dirty work"

At this point the guy was amazed, he jumped in excitement "wow thats awesome, listen have u ever had any of this beer?"
it was some brand i've never had before so i said"no"
he followed with " oh wow, here im gonna go get 2 more pitchers, for you guys, on me"
so at this point the friend comes back and tells me we got the deal, we give each other props for getting it done, then we start working on these girls, theres only 2 of us and for sure this guy is with one of them, or so we thought.
so we hangout at the bar then all the girls go out for a smoke, at this point its me my friend and this AFC, and then he tells us "oh just to let you know, those girls are single and you can have anyone of them you want,"
we look at each other amazed at what was just said. But we keep our cool and then the girls come back, i pick mine he picks his. I tell my girl that i think she looks good in her black dress that shes wearing and that i want to take it off of her she giggles.

Now at this point one of the girls goes to the bathroom and my girl follows, there is a vending machine right near the bathroom so i conveniently go to get snacks, however i notice that shes just sitting in the hallway whispering for me to come over, i do, then we take it into the guys bathroom, into a nasty stall haha...where we start to get down to it when about 3 guys come in to use the bathroom, she freaks and walks out saying 'wait a minute, this isnt the girls bathroom" as i walk out behind her and the AFC's smile and pat me on the back. SO after that she says, well listen i have a hotel key, lets go up to my room, my friends will be fine... so her and i do just that, and where that leads is exactly what it sounds like...we just get done and get our clothes on when my friend and his girl come busting into the room onto the bed. we go outside to give them there alone time, after he comes out, we go home, it was one great night ha.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:12 pm 
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I am actually an Agent, and, I have NEVER dropped a client's name to get someone's attention. If you are going to do this, you need to be prepared to get called out. What if the guy or one of the girls asked you the name of your agency? Or for some sort of proof? You might turn a head, but the one time you get called out on it will cause you to crash and burn, and it will ruin your value for the night.

BTW, I am Adrian's agent, so please choose someone else for your future sarges.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:19 pm 
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be gary coleman's agent ;)

that should get some laughs. but then say seriously "i am ______'s agent"


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that's fine that you won the precious, but not really a PUA routine. but I guess who cares

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 4:49 pm 
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Not impressed, and be sure to report when you get blown out of the venue (not just the set) for getting caught being a douchebag liar posing to be a celebrity's agent. Name dropping is pretty much evident to those around you that you are bragging. You might as well tell them you have a Ferrari parked outside too while you are at it. Now, if you walked in with Adrien Grenier, then THAT would be a different story. Until that time, don't do it.

Be yourself. THAT is what PUA is about, not about being somebody you are not. You could have had that set without all the fake bullshit.


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 12:28 pm 
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hahaha, i wouldnt call this a pick up more like a fake up. but you did get some sex. the problem with this is that you shouldnt live in the same area as the targets or get attached. its only a one night stand ticket, but whatever floats your boat my brother.


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you didnt pick that girl up, adrian grainers agent picked her up

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 7:36 am 
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doing things like this is really immature. i mean i guess when you look back on things like this 5-10 years from now, it's funny... but that's not who you want to be.

just like everyone is saying, being a PUA is about creating the YOU that you want to become. you need to accept yourself for your flaws, but change them if you're really dissatisfied with them. (scared of socializing, not in shape, not having enough money/status). If you want to have that status of a celebrity, then you need to take some initiative and work towards that goal. For me, I want to be rich by creating a business and be talented in many different hobbies/skills/talents. I would want to be famous for maybe writing a book (my opinions/thoughts), and respected for my accomplishments. I am working towards every single one of my goals.... and I definitely accept myself for everything I am and everything I do.

Try to be a little more mature, respect not only the people you're picking up/talking to/meeting... but respect yourself. accept yourself and use that to gain acceptance, trust, friendships, relationships, etc...

You can tell by all the bashing that everyone is disappointed by this kind of behavior. Lying to get people to like you is a DLV. There are many more techniques, tactics, etc.. that we are trying to learn that works around that. This is why everyone is upset. Maybe read some more on the game/pua's/mystery method/speed seduction/etc... and hopefully you don't post any more immature field reports.

There are very few times when it's ok for you to lie. It's most common when we're playing it cocky/funny because sometimes we lie but we say it sarcastically so they're not sure if it's a joke or not, and sometimes shortly after we'll tell the truth. Sometimes we lie when it's the best course of action to protect the people we are telling it to. Usually we avoid subjects that will hurt them but if it can't be helped (such as if they ask "how many women have you slept with" and you don't play it cocky/funny) it's ok to lie, because it's for the greater good... and doing the alternative (telling the truth) will only make things worst because it'll make them feel like a slut or an easy lay.

Consider morals and ethics, don't lead them on too much if those aren't your intentions. Don't say "i love you" or something stupid like that if you don't really mean it. Respect the people you meet, respect yourself. Have some fun, but do it without being a fake and/or hurting anyone...

Games are for high school, and although you may get lucky every now and then (as you did, if you're telling the truth). In the long run you're wasting your time, it's not helping anyone, it's not going to work forever... and you'll get caught up which will DLV you more and more. The grapevine is short, things will come back to you.

Well, hopefully you take some of these things in consideration. Good luck, you may need it

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 3:39 pm 
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I use to pose as a guy from a radio station here, and it made u an instant celebrity. This was before my PUA days.

I would get ahold of a T shirt from the station when they give them away at a bar. Then I made a "ID" tag that i could wear on a lanyard. I would go to a bar with the shirt and lanyard, and when people ask i say "the crew is over at <some other bar>i got bored so i came over here". I remember i would just stroll up to HB10's from behind and put my arm around them. It was SO easy.

It worked almost too well, most of the time i would get in the bar free, jump the entire line, and some of the time even get free drinks. LOL I cant beleave i use to do that and it worked. Once the DJ even said "<station name> is in the house!!!!". LOL!

I almost got busted once when i did it and that station was actually in the house! It was easy to explain away with "i love your station so i wore the shirt....." (As i hid the landyard).

Oh well, those were the old days, PUA is much mroe fun.

I could see how the agent thing would work well, but i guess im past that stage.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 5:54 am 
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:lol:

I had a girl use me for my "porsche 911 carrera turbo" fir a while and did stuff with her and she cottoned on when she noticed 3 consecutive appearances of me driving a nissan sunny :roll:

wouldnt do it again though.


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well done on the sex, the rest was kinda sloppy! Good thing you didn't get caught out! "it's not lying, it's flirting" but i think that applies to little white lies...!

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