| So me and my wingman went out to a local bar in Canada in perfect peacock attire, shirt and ties. We walk into the bar and notice 3 HB's sitting next to one guy at a table just talking. So we decided, hey you know what? We are Adrian Grenier's and Brittney Snow's Agent. My friend gets on his phone at the bar, which is about 10 feet away from them and starts arguing, "TWO!? WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE? WE WANT AT LEAST 5!!!" "OH YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE WOULD WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE, UNBELIEVEABLE!"
(turns to 3 girls and 1 guy)
Excuse me, are you from canada or the US?"
(They look at us puzzled and say) "United States"
Friend says oh ok, would u ever see a movie with Adrien Grenier and Bruce Willis?"
They say" yes we would, why do you ask?"
This is where i slip in, sit down with them and ask whether or not they are in the 18-24 age group, which they are, then proceed with ( while friend walks away still on phone talking to "producer" telling him that people from that age group would in fact see that movie) Oh ok good, let me introduce myself, my name is **** and we just are on our way home from Toronto, but thats not important, see we work for an agency that has some A-list Celebrities, such as Adrian Grenier"
One girl looks at me shocked "you mean, your his agent?"
"yes" i proclaimed, and thats my right hand man, he does all the dirty work"
At this point the guy was amazed, he jumped in excitement "wow thats awesome, listen have u ever had any of this beer?"
it was some brand i've never had before so i said"no"
he followed with " oh wow, here im gonna go get 2 more pitchers, for you guys, on me"
so at this point the friend comes back and tells me we got the deal, we give each other props for getting it done, then we start working on these girls, theres only 2 of us and for sure this guy is with one of them, or so we thought.
so we hangout at the bar then all the girls go out for a smoke, at this point its me my friend and this AFC, and then he tells us "oh just to let you know, those girls are single and you can have anyone of them you want,"
we look at each other amazed at what was just said. But we keep our cool and then the girls come back, i pick mine he picks his. I tell my girl that i think she looks good in her black dress that shes wearing and that i want to take it off of her she giggles.
Now at this point one of the girls goes to the bathroom and my girl follows, there is a vending machine right near the bathroom so i conveniently go to get snacks, however i notice that shes just sitting in the hallway whispering for me to come over, i do, then we take it into the guys bathroom, into a nasty stall haha...where we start to get down to it when about 3 guys come in to use the bathroom, she freaks and walks out saying 'wait a minute, this isnt the girls bathroom" as i walk out behind her and the AFC's smile and pat me on the back. SO after that she says, well listen i have a hotel key, lets go up to my room, my friends will be fine... so her and i do just that, and where that leads is exactly what it sounds like...we just get done and get our clothes on when my friend and his girl come busting into the room onto the bed. we go outside to give them there alone time, after he comes out, we go home, it was one great night ha.
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