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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:15 am 
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It hits 2.01am in Club Roxy in Prague, Czech and officially i’m off duty from coaching.  I didn’t realise how much student jealousy i’d had, not being able to go at the birds i’d seen and liked.  I had to put my cock to one side. My time now though, I move straight to the bar see a girl and shout “ you’re fucking tasty as - you are, come here” and I throw my arms around her and nuzzle her neck.  A huge compliance test which she goes along with playfully.  It turns out she is isnt just playful she is drunk, and that’s not my style, so I move across bar and hit on a girl in a black dress.  

Now I had no idea Steve Mayeda was filming, infact Steve was filming one of our students but caught me as well.  After 5 mins of talking, I bounce her.  This is one of the few MM principles that works and has a strong pyschological effect.  I like to call it Rapid Isolation.  We move to the other room to sit down and there are no couches - at first i'm annoyed, then I adhere to my own priniciple of channelling adversity into something that benefits you. Seeing the lone chair I sit down and yank her on to my lap.  After 10 seconds, I yank her legs up so shes laid across me.  We kiss.  I pull away from kiss before it comes to a natural conclusion, which has another pyschological effect.  I hold strong ‘intent’.   “fuck it lets go back to mine, cammon”.  I fire off my intent into her eyes like a streetfighter ‘Hadouken’.  It works - “Ok but let me finish my drink first”.  I grab her drink off her and down the drink in one through the straw.  Half shocked and half laughing, she looks at me.  “cammon ive got czech vodka at mine”.  The distance to mine is 15 minute walk but I ALWAYS get a cab to avoid state break.

We get back to mine, and she is absolute FILTH, telling me to spit on her and ‘hurt her’.  I consider doing ‘the people’s elbow...’

She grabs the litre bottle of water by the bed, sticks it up her fanny and empties half of it into her.  “Now suck it out” she demands, with a look of an angry, insatiable pitbull.  The taste of her from the inside is half fishy/half water, and is like licking ice cold puke out of someones mouth but I carry on regardless.

After much debauchery, we break to smoke and adhering to house rules, i tell her to have it out the window which overlooks our quaint cobble-stoned sidestreet.   Looking like a chroreography of a Degas portrait, She sits on the window ledge stark naked.

 I join her in the window with my wang out and as people walk past, we shout “Welcome to Prague”

One couple walking down the street - stop in their tracks, and just stare at us for 10 seconds.  I start to feel bad that i have offended them and their lovely neighbourhood.  They then undo each others trousers and start masturbating each other, with eyes firmly fixed at us.  After 2 minutes, They then walk round corner into an alley and we can hear them fucking.  for the first time in my life I  think I  am speechleess.  I feel used, I feel cheap, I feel violated....But i think i fucking like it.

It hits 7.30am and we attempt going to bed.  She asks me what I do for a living, without too much thought, I tell her I help guys get laid.  "ah I feel so special now".  "No what i mean is I am a dating relationship coach".  She turns her back to me.  When I say dating/relationship I mean i'm more of a life coach, you know helping with social skills, such as confidence, public speaking, . She grumbles something back to me.   "It is much more holistic than that, we help with their personal styling, lifestyle design/ spirituality.  I guess you could call me a yoga teacher really!"

 "I bet you don't even remember my name do you".  

"Course I do,   how you spelling it though?"

 "K.A.T.E." she states bluntly.

At this point, I just want her out the bed and home pronto!  "Hey my house mates are going to wake us up in a couple of hours are you happy to talk to them in the morning without any make up on and stuff, or would you just prefer to pop home now."  The plan works although the deal is I have to walk her home which turns out to be an hour round walk to her hotel and back.  She tells me she will be in London in 2 weeks, and that I should take her facebook.  The thought of her meeting 'the fam' sends a shiver down my spine.  God only knows what she'd do with the roast potatoes!

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:20 am 
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"We get back to mine, and she is absolute FILTH, telling me to spit on her and ‘hurt her’. I consider doing ‘the people’s elbow...’ "

LMFAO.. i've just burst out laughing in the middle of the office at work.. good job! :lol:

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wow, did you just admit felching asswater out of some strange girl's rectum?

that's pretty fucking disgusting, mate!

you did say: "stick the water bottle UP HER FANNY", right?

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wow, did you just admit felching asswater out of some strange girl's rectum?

that's pretty fucking disgusting, mate!

you did say: "stick the water bottle UP HER FANNY", right?
HAHAHAH

he's from the UK....fanny means vagina.

but i wouldn't put it past johnny to felch girls ass haha he's a filthy fucker.

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Yeah fanny means vagina here..

..it's still quite grim regardless though, but I think i'd find it horny personally.

Going off on a slight tangent, I love licking girls out, but I hate it when you get that horrible stench on your fingers.. it basically tells you that it's a go no area!

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HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD, THIS IS PRICELESS!!!
I remember my first dirty girl...
I wish i could subscribe to your posts lmfao!!!

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HAHAHAHAHA! OH MY GOD, THIS IS PRICELESS!!!
I remember my first dirty girl...
I wish i could subscribe to your posts lmfao!!!
subscribe to his blog lol!

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Lay reports are suppose to teach people about pick up and transitioning in lays. This is bragging and useless information. It amazes me how many useless FR and LR are on this forum, and futher more how these posters remember word for word perfect conversations that were had with there HB11s. Had to vent. Your story is pretty dope though!


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Lay reports are suppose to teach people about pick up and transitioning in lays. This is bragging and useless information. It amazes me how many useless FR and LR are on this forum, and futher more how these posters remember word for word perfect conversations that were had with there HB11s. Had to vent. Your story is pretty dope though!
the key to good game is simplification not complication. I have included all the 'transitions' as you put it. I just cut out all the bullshit, showed intent, lead her. Anyone that has 15 transition points in a seduction is not good with women

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wow, did you just admit felching asswater out of some strange girl's rectum?

that's pretty fucking disgusting, mate!

you did say: "stick the water bottle UP HER FANNY", right?
HAHAHAH

he's from the UK....fanny means vagina.

but i wouldn't put it past johnny to felch girls ass haha he's a filthy fucker.
oh, thank god.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:31 am 
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Lay reports are suppose to teach people about pick up and transitioning in lays. This is bragging and useless information. It amazes me how many useless FR and LR are on this forum, and futher more how these posters remember word for word perfect conversations that were had with there HB11s. Had to vent. Your story is pretty dope though!

this part contains heaps of content "I fire off my intent into her eyes like a streetfighter ‘Hadouken’. It works - “Ok but let me finish my drink first”. I grab her drink off her and down the drink in one through the straw. Half shocked and half laughing, she looks at me. “cammon ive got czech vodka at mine”. The distance to mine is 15 minute walk but I ALWAYS get a cab to avoid state break. "

intent, being playful/fun yet bold with a calculated risk (drinking her drink), confident leading,

johnnys report is cool because it snaps out of the seduction community idea that pickup needs to be a long complicated process. trying to remember 100 details actually puts you further inside your head and makes it harder to lead, escalate, show sexual intent, be spontaneous etc.

it shows that it can be as simple as just saying 'come on lets go to my place for a drink.' to get a girl home. when guys are sceptical of pick up being that simple it just says to me that they haven't tried being this direct before properly, or that they need to work on their eye contact, body language, and physical escalation/leading.

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John, you either fuck a lot or you don't fuck at all.
I will just assume you fuck a lot.
I'm saying this because you have included very few details on how exactly you managed to pull off this SNL.
Details that will most likely be trivial to you, are very important for 90% of us.
What I'm getting from your post is that you opened this girl in a bar, took her aside and did some kino, and then took her home and fucked her. To be honest I haven't learned anything that can benefit me here.
Who was the girl with?
How did you open her?
What did you talk about?
and a million other shit.. You just gave us Point A. Point B. Point C. But haven't told us what happens between each point, which is the most important.

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We get back to mine, and she is absolute FILTH, telling me to spit on her and ‘hurt her’.
Ok, personally im wondering, once the girl is in your home, how do you get her in bed and start having sex? Might seem trivial to you, but for me its a sticking point.
Do we chat? Do i take off my clothes? Do i take off her clothes? Do we drink some vodka and start making out? I mean wtf.. i have no idea what you did, all you said is you fucked her.

Anyways thanks for sharing, i hope you can elaborate more on your post because i haven't learned anything from this.


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dont take his reports seriously. He does hit and miss game. Wheneve he gets lucky, he posts a lay report. Take a look at his posts. Thats my opinion. People may disagree

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dont take his reports seriously. He does hit and miss game. Wheneve he gets lucky, he posts a lay report. Take a look at his posts. Thats my opinion. People may disagree
what other kind of game is there? all game is hit and miss.

show me a pua who says he has an 100% strike rate and ill show you a bullshit artist selling a pipe dream to peddle ebooks.

he's not 'getting lucky' he is just finding a chick who is on the same wavelength as him. some nights he's just looking to party, looking for a wild night of sex, that's what he gets.

have you watched johnnys infield videos?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8K6zzrC ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_iCj_AQ ... re=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96bttKznyG8

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if you are trying to praise him, i have got nothing to do with that. There is no 100%. But there is a scientific way to explain things. There are things discovered by research. And i believe in that. I believe in science and explaining the stuff in a way that anyone can understand. Now i would again say that he is getting lucky. Say him to post his failed approach videos and then compare them to successful approaches, you would know what i am saying here. Have you ever heard of 'phenomenal kid' (associated with brad p)that guy is the fastest at pulling girls. All he does is scane for horny girls and follows them to the bathroom and rest of the process is damn ridiculous. Is that game? brad p. stopped teaching this kind of game saying its not game at all.

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