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Post subject: LR: (SNL) Instant Sex Close + Fucking Strangers on street

PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 4:15 am

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It hits 2.01am in Club Roxy in Prague, Czech and officially i’m off duty from coaching. I didn’t realise how much student jealousy i’d had, not being able to go at the birds i’d seen and liked. I had to put my cock to one side. My time now though, I move straight to the bar see a girl and shout “ you’re fucking tasty as - you are, come here” and I throw my arms around her and nuzzle her neck. A huge compliance test which she goes along with playfully. It turns out she is isnt just playful she is drunk, and that’s not my style, so I move across bar and hit on a girl in a black dress.

Now I had no idea Steve Mayeda was filming, infact Steve was filming one of our students but caught me as well. After 5 mins of talking, I bounce her. This is one of the few MM principles that works and has a strong pyschological effect. I like to call it Rapid Isolation. We move to the other room to sit down and there are no couches - at first i'm annoyed, then I adhere to my own priniciple of channelling adversity into something that benefits you. Seeing the lone chair I sit down and yank her on to my lap. After 10 seconds, I yank her legs up so shes laid across me. We kiss. I pull away from kiss before it comes to a natural conclusion, which has another pyschological effect. I hold strong ‘intent’. “fuck it lets go back to mine, cammon”. I fire off my intent into her eyes like a streetfighter ‘Hadouken’. It works - “Ok but let me finish my drink first”. I grab her drink off her and down the drink in one through the straw. Half shocked and half laughing, she looks at me. “cammon ive got czech vodka at mine”. The distance to mine is 15 minute walk but I ALWAYS get a cab to avoid state break.

We get back to mine, and she is absolute FILTH, telling me to spit on her and ‘hurt her’. I consider doing ‘the people’s elbow...’

She grabs the litre bottle of water by the bed, sticks it up her fanny and empties half of it into her. “Now suck it out” she demands, with a look of an angry, insatiable pitbull. The taste of her from the inside is half fishy/half water, and is like licking ice cold puke out of someones mouth but I carry on regardless.

After much debauchery, we break to smoke and adhering to house rules, i tell her to have it out the window which overlooks our quaint cobble-stoned sidestreet. Looking like a chroreography of a Degas portrait, She sits on the window ledge stark naked.

I join her in the window with my wang out and as people walk past, we shout “Welcome to Prague”

One couple walking down the street - stop in their tracks, and just stare at us for 10 seconds. I start to feel bad that i have offended them and their lovely neighbourhood. They then undo each others trousers and start masturbating each other, with eyes firmly fixed at us. After 2 minutes, They then walk round corner into an alley and we can hear them fucking. for the first time in my life I think I am speechleess. I feel used, I feel cheap, I feel violated....But i think i fucking like it.

It hits 7.30am and we attempt going to bed. She asks me what I do for a living, without too much thought, I tell her I help guys get laid. "ah I feel so special now". "No what i mean is I am a dating relationship coach". She turns her back to me. When I say dating/relationship I mean i'm more of a life coach, you know helping with social skills, such as confidence, public speaking, . She grumbles something back to me. "It is much more holistic than that, we help with their personal styling, lifestyle design/ spirituality. I guess you could call me a yoga teacher really!"

"I bet you don't even remember my name do you".

"Course I do, how you spelling it though?"

"K.A.T.E." she states bluntly.

At this point, I just want her out the bed and home pronto! "Hey my house mates are going to wake us up in a couple of hours are you happy to talk to them in the morning without any make up on and stuff, or would you just prefer to pop home now." The plan works although the deal is I have to walk her home which turns out to be an hour round walk to her hotel and back. She tells me she will be in London in 2 weeks, and that I should take her facebook. The thought of her meeting 'the fam' sends a shiver down my spine. God only knows what she'd do with the roast potatoes!

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