ok this is a conversation I had tonight

Me:hey I would remove that picture on your profile

Her: ?? Any particular reason? I haven't received any warnings regarding it and I don't believe it's offensive... Is there a rule I overlooked on the site?? I'm curious as to why it may present an issue....

Me:I was just kidding. I thought you were adorable and had to say hi.

I'm Tyson

Her:Whew! You had me a little worried there! Lol!

I'm Linnea

Me:That is a pretty unique name. So what kind of shot gun are you holding there? There are a lot of pyscho, lunatic, and bi polar chicks out there I have to weed through. I just hope you're not one of them.

Her:Thanks! It's Scandanavian so it's a little different I'm not sure what kind it is- it's actually my dads and I'm a complete doofus when it comes to anything technical- it was one of those "well I don't really know much about it but I feel badass holding it!" lol! And don't worry- I'm not psychotic, crazy, dramatic, bipolar, or any thing like that- I know a lot of people that are and I like being the normal one! Lol!Sent from the OkCupid app

From this conversation my next step is to try to get her on the phone. I will seduce her on the phone with my tone of voice. blah blah blah. I can hear it in her voice when she starts to feel comfortable with me. I will start inserting one or two sexual, romantic ideas into her head before meeting her.

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I'm in the middle of testing this opener on an industrial scale. I have 4 different profiles up in various cities. I sent this version of the opener 64 times so far:

1."Hey, I would remove the second pic in your profile."
2."I was just kidding, I though you were adorable and had to say hi.

The result was 34 replies or 53%, higher than any other message I've sent. However, about half the messages are negative, this opener really freaks them out, as our good friend Asianredneck said.

Example response:
"Hahaha that was a terrible first liner! i was like, 'whats wrong with my tattoo?? is my face crooked? Anyway my toga night photo is much more atrocious whats the matter with him?'
this all went through my head when reading that at Publix. im slightly in a state of perpetual perplexion. heh.
i do appreciate being called adorable though, thanks. "

My favorite response:
"i would remove all the pictures in yours you cancer stick sucking prick. do you like sucking cock just as much? figures. guys who have pictures like that in their profile surrounded my huge hairy red head men are gay - hahaha sucks for you"

The beauty of it is that after they curse you out because they're insecure about their looks and then realize you were not insulting you, they feel horrible and try to seek approval. It gets responses, but I still have to figure out if it gets numbers. Obviously, results are specific to me, try it yourself.

it does get response. You can tell a lot about a girl with her response. Most girls respond more positively if you put an Lol or hahaha in your message back

This is a conversation I had yesterday with this girl on OKcupid.


Asianredneck: hey I would remove that picture on your profile

22% Enemy 81% Friend 76% Match Sent to @#&^@#

Sep 8, 2011 – 12:09pm
Her: ?????

Sep 8, 2011 – 12:14pm
Asianredneck: I was just kidding, thought you were adorle and I had to say hi...

I'm Tyson..=)

Sep 8, 2011 – 1:01pm
Her: hahaha...funny guy eh?? Well thank you, and hello

Sep 8, 2011 – 1:21pm
Asianredneck: hahaha the day it's no longer fun to talk to a beautiful girls is the day I got nudered

Sep 8, 2011 – 1:57pm
Her: LOL ok I have to admit you are witty...you made me laugh So thank you for that!

Sep 8, 2011 – 10:37pm
that'll cost you $30 dollars, or you can take me out to dinner sometime

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I send this out on a few sites. You should know , you can't pull the panties off of every girl online. Online Sarging is harder and a lot more work, but you get to do it in your underwear at home and take time responding. I have dates Friday, Sat and Sunday just about every weekend. If not I will rotate the girls around. Remember these girls on these dating sites are here to mingle.

this is one I got from match.com

Me: Hey I would remove that picture on your profile.

Her: What? Why?

Me: I was just kidding, you look like an interesting person. I had to say hi I'm Tyson

Her: Lol Ok. Jane

Me: I think you are polite, and very attractive! I just have this feeling that you're a great person and I'd like to get to know you better.

Her: Im not sure what to say but I guess, thank you for the compliment? This whole online thing has been an experiment for me and I am still not so sure what I think about it but I also love meeting new people so if you want to have coffee or dinner sometime that sounds fun. Its turning into fall with more time indoors anyway. I am heading to MT to see my family for just over a week so I won't be around for a while (I get back the 15th) see you then?
What have you been up to this weekend? Any fun fall plans?

Me: Well we went boating and our boat broke down in the bay lol. We decided to take our licking and paddle all the way in. Took us 2hrs. lol . That wasn't fun, but the memory was. Shoot me an email when you get back.

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I guess this is spreading like wild fire. This girl emailed me today.
What are you guys doing to these girls? She's pretty much balling when I email her. She's not a 10 but most guys on here would date her.

Me: I would remove that picture on your profile
Her:which one?
Me:lol I was just kidding, I thought you were adorable and I had to say Hi.

I'm Tyson =)

Her: Hi! Somene told me the other day I should go take new pictures because I was not attractive and wouldn't be succesful on here...i was thinking you were meaning the same:(

But thanks!!!

Hi I'm Nichole!

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I know, some girls are just online to get the ego boost from hundreds of guys messaging them, some are online because they're crazy and cant interact in the real world, a surprisingly large amount seem normal and worth penis insertion. I'm mainly just using it to experiment and improve my real world game. Also, research, I'm in grad school for communications and everyone has a boner for social media.

As for the message, I've sent it out about 80 times now, in 5 different cities. No one said the heard it before. One girl said "Ok, waiting for cheesy line." I'll stick to my own city to slow burn out. Maybe at some point, "hey sexy how r u" will be a unique and interesting message.

What are you going to do with girls from different cities? They will see it as a waste of time and wont give a fuck about you. Try different sites instead inside your city limits

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Hey first time post here. I tried the "You should remove that pic on your profile" line and did get a response. When she asked why I said you look cute and wanted to say hi.

I waited about 1 day and got no response from her, I sent her an email that said "Did I make you mad at me? You said in your profile you're a mix of caution and fearlessness. I'm definitely seeing the caution, not so much the fearless. Is an anonymous email exchange really that terrifying?"

No response.

Did I over-neg her? This was to a mature woman, I don't think she appreciated my little trick.

This might work, but if they take it the wrong way, you've just hosed yourself.

I think a funny approach might work better, though I'm drawing blanks on how to compose such a response.

If a girl reacts like that, she's too much work. I'd just move on. You wont click with every girl on earth. Out of 10 emails I get 3 positive. Imagine if you get three positive a week. Then compound it over a month. That's 12 positive, but out of those 12 only 3 will probably suck your cock. Over a year how many girls would that be? Now results vary on you.

Maybe you should tell her,

you: lol If you can take a joke I was just kidding. I thought you were interesting and had to say hi.

I'm Blah blah.

and if she doesn't respond to that say

You: You're no fun =(

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I changed this opener from "I would remove that pic on your profile" to"I would remove your profile pic" and got a big jump in responses, 50% to 70%. This may seem like a slight change but it's not. The first can refer to any pic in her profile. The second refers to her main pic, the one that she thinks makes here look the hottest, so of course she freaks out when she sees that message. Try it out, let me know what happens.

I revised it with a new thread

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this sht really works ! i'm amazed!

never tried the online mack before, but after reading the thread i said fuk it lets see what happens.
tried this opener out tonight on 4 hb's on POF and had a response with in 1 hr. actually the one that responded was about 20 mins.

that's pretty sick man, my hat is off!

~huggyB~

Remember to use the revised version of the response.

"lol I hope you can take a joke, I thought you were interesting and had to say hi.

I'm Blah blah blah"

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had a lot of fun experimenting with this opener tonight .

played around on pof for a couple hrs tonight and was 10/20 in responses. not bad for just fukn around. plus the profile i posted was made in about 5 mins and was kinda off the wall like i didn't give a fuck with a couple real life tidbits thrown in.

i'm curious how you redirect the convo when they start asking about why you don't have a Gf. i was just changing the subject or would give some c/f reason why i wasn't involved SPAM. i didn't think that saying my last Gf was a fucking nut case that made me not want to deal with women was a good thing online. ill admit this was tripping me up a bit. in normal Rl convo i just try to avoid the question at all cost. if the question does come up the truth comes out . needless to say i get some cross eyed looks sometimes. i'm pretty much of the mind set " i don't care about your past relation and you shouldn't care about mine."

~huggyB~

If they ask you why you don't have a gf,. Tell them something like this.

Lol I was saving myself for you...
or

lol I was holding out for you...
or

takes a very special person to be my GF



something fun that gives her hope she can be someone special to you

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