Ok now my second problem. This girl is an HB10. She is WAY out of my league. She is so fine though. I started out by commenting on her profile. I said something about her liking pinky promises and how I got my technique down and everything and how she wouldn’t be able to handle it because it’s a game changer….
She said:
youre adorable
Then I went on this forum and found kata124 routine and she was the first one I tried it on. Now I know I messed up I should have just went on to something else because I got a good response from her but I didn’t. I tried kata124’s routine for the first time.
Then after she said that I was adorable I said:
Thanks, but after a brief and rigorous overview of your profile, I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful memories.
With love,
Your ex-hubby
P.S. I'm totally keeping the beach house in Hawaii.
HB10: Lmao harsh why did we divorce??
P.s. our honeymoon was amazing
ME: As I recall we divorced because I walked in on you with our Latino pool boy Pablo. After which, I obviously had to let him go. You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?
HB10: AWW i miss you come home my love hahahah
Now this is where I messed up for a second time I said:
It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol
Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure!
I jumped to it because she said aww come home so I just went for it. It was so stupid I know. She has not messaged me back after that. It’s been 2 days and I know she has been on and read it. I don’t know what to do now. She is so damn fine guys I really need help.
So there you have it, those are the things I need help with right now.