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PUA: Hey guys, I need your opinion on something, real quick, before I go back to my poor friend and help him out.
Girls: [attentive]
PUA: Say you are dating a guy, and you find a teddy bear in his room that was hidden, would you think he is cheating?
Girls: well, why was the teddy bear hidden?
PUA: Yea, that’s the question. Here's the story. My friend received a Teddy Bear from a good female friend of his, and from fear of his girlfriend, he hid the Teddy Bear..
Girls: He shouldn't have hidden the Teddy Bear.
PUA: That's a good point. Well the thing is, she somehow found the Teddy Bear, and she got really pissed off. They got in a fight, and she stormed out of the room.
Girls: Did he try and explain?
PUA: Yea, but she just wouldn't listen! So the next day she called my friend, and gave him what I call the "Teddy Bear Ultimatum"…
Girls: [laugh]
PUA: She told him, either burn the Teddy Bear, or Break Up!
Girls: [laugh!] What a crazy girl!!! So what did he do?
PUA: [smiling…] He chose the Teddy Bear!
Girls: [laugh] Oh man! This is a lot of drama…
PUA: Yea! Well I have to go give my friend some advice, because he is kind of down. He really liked this girl, but she is a little crazy.
Girls: Well then he should try and explain, tell her she should give him a second chance…
How about this...............
PUA: Hey guys, I need your opinion on something, real quick, before I go back to my poor friend and help him out.
Girls: [attentive]
PUA: Say you are dating a guy, and you find a teddy bear in his room that was hidden, would you think he is cheating?
Girls: well, why was the teddy bear hidden?
PUA: Yea, that’s the question. Here's the story. My friend received a Teddy Bear from a good female friend of his, and from fear of his girlfriend, he hid the Teddy Bear..
Girls: He shouldn't have hidden the Teddy Bear.
PUA: That's a good point. Well the thing is, she somehow found the Teddy Bear, and she got really pissed off. They got in a fight, and she stormed out of the room.
Girls: Did he try and explain?
PUA: Yea, but she just wouldn't listen! So the next day she called my friend, and gave him what I call the "Teddy Bear Ultimatum"…
Girls: [laugh]
PUA: She told him, either burn the Teddy Bear, or Break Up!
Girls: [laugh!] What a crazy girl!!! So what did he do?
PUA: [smiling…] Well he cant stand to burn the teddy bear and he doesn't want too leave his girlfriend so he is going to give the teddy bear away so it lives another day!
Girls: [laugh] Oh man! This is a lot of drama…
PUA: (look at your target) Woo did you guys just see her eyes light up dont you be getting any ideas that teddy bears going to me! [laugh]
PUA: I bet you guys have to hold her back in the mall when there is a sale on [laugh]
This way you have opened and now moved onto to negging the target
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