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hardest one? This one chick said "I'll rape you with my cock." I showed her a picture of a cock (chicken) and said my cock would rape hers. She laughed. MLIA.
LOVING THE COMEBACK ON THE SHIT TEST BUT SMALL QUESTION
Do you always carry a picture of a chicken with you or what lol
heh.. i was thinking same thing...
i bust thru shit tests like they are normal conversations....im really good at improv and very quick thinking... honestly i think i dont even realize im being shit tested and i destroy them with how i just naturally respond... im also very very confident in myself tho so i pretty much never get rejected...i always get at
least a number or email addy....
i do remember going up to this short cute asian girl a few years ago as my friend literally PUSHED me into her saying "do it".... which her and her friend very clearly observed.... so i think i was done from the start here but i just started talking with nothign prepped saying "hey u... my friend over there just started dating this really short girl.. and he thinks shes worried about how it looks. i think hes just being paranoid... do girls care about that kinda thing?"
she said: ....so you're sayin im short?
I said: .....well... ya....
she said: tell your friend its fine (with a non approving smirk)
I said: sorry what was that? didnt hear u from all the way down there
she turned and looked at her friend....
i punched her in the back of the head.... (or thought about it....)
walked away.. shrugs.. i blame my friend and the push for this one tho....