That's just awesome. I will definitely keep that one in mind.I have been searching for a good answer to that for a while now.

I've had the "you are old enough to be my father". I was in fact old enough to be her father. I said "well I started having sex reaaaallly young, so you may be right about that". Her friends jaws dropped and she was just fixated on me until her 6'6 gorilla boyfriend showed up, who she had not mentioned the entire time.

LOL those are the homofobic type (?)

Crimes of passion!!! Don't know if thats a Shit Test.


Short and direct: SOME girls SOMETIMES are just not worth your time. Well at least in the second case looks like one of those.
But there is a way to avoid getting any of that shit.
I only approach girls that want to be approached by me. And it works for me.

lol they were having a bad day i guess.

the hardest shit test i endured was yesterday.... i hooked this girl and was talking to her, i had to shit soooo badly i couldn't hold my shit.
but she was so nice and i was in the middle of my game, it was either hold my shit or shit on the toilet....
i did hold my shit for about 30 mins ....

hard shit test...

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LOVING THE COMEBACK ON THE SHIT TEST BUT SMALL QUESTION

Do you always carry a picture of a chicken with you or what lol

heh.. i was thinking same thing...


i bust thru shit tests like they are normal conversations....im really good at improv and very quick thinking... honestly i think i dont even realize im being shit tested and i destroy them with how i just naturally respond... im also very very confident in myself tho so i pretty much never get rejected...i always get at least a number or email addy....

i do remember going up to this short cute asian girl a few years ago as my friend literally PUSHED me into her saying "do it".... which her and her friend very clearly observed.... so i think i was done from the start here but i just started talking with nothign prepped saying "hey u... my friend over there just started dating this really short girl.. and he thinks shes worried about how it looks. i think hes just being paranoid... do girls care about that kinda thing?"

she said: ....so you're sayin im short?

I said: .....well... ya....

she said: tell your friend its fine (with a non approving smirk)

I said: sorry what was that? didnt hear u from all the way down there

she turned and looked at her friend....

i punched her in the back of the head.... (or thought about it....)

walked away.. shrugs.. i blame my friend and the push for this one tho....