Heres we go (plentyoffish.com)

Subject: PARKING MAIDS!!!
Me:Ahhh just the other day the same maid gave me 2 tickets in a row for some random crap.

But on the lighter note, it was a sunny day and no birds pooped on my car either.

Cakes or cookies?

HER: downtown or la jolla?
both.

ME:Downtown, where I work - monkey business as well.

Cakes AND cookies.. arn't you the greedy one?

Forget it, I'll pick cookies for you. Do you like crunchy or soft/melt in your mouth cookies?

HER: soft. i wear dentures

ME: Wow, thats it.. we're getting married right away! We're going to vegas right NOW and getting married by a midget elvis impersonator.

On second thought, I don't even know you! We're getting a divorce, and I'm taking half your stuff, you keep the dog.

Lets take it slower this time

now.. whats your passion in life

HER: slurpees and chocolate? that's just for starters.

ME: mmmm, you ever tried Bean and Berry (I think thats what its called) basically they have the icecream/yogurt stuff that comes out of these machines and you squirt them out into a cup and put your own toppings on it.. its likes CRACK its so good.

HER:yah i was there on saturday. the clairmont one. you do realize all froyo shops are like that right?

ME:Kind of lol.. I think its a korean imported idea, I'm surprised they have those machine things out in the open.. people could easily sneak away without paying! If you were broke and needed your been n berry fix, you wouldn't think of doing such a thing... would you?!

HER:well...when i was there at the bean and berry shop there was actually someone quite close ringing up customers. so even if were to steal froyo im sure i wouldn't go unnoticed.

ME:ohhh you could be pretty creative with it

well lets see.. you like cake and SOFT cookies... and froyo
I think we're on a roll here!

tell me what music you're listening to now

HER:colby o'donis, dont something.

ME:listening to "Remember The Name" by.. shinoda or something

hey you changed your pic.. [a sexy pic now]

HER:i dont know who taht is.

i did change it. i think it was a bad idea.

ME: yeah I created a fake female profile once just for kicks to see what its like.. got 100 emails a day.. was pretty creepy, I feel sorry for you guys

HER: tahts funny, did you include a pic?

ME: yeah :p I googled a random picture and stuck it on there.. the messages were an endless cluster**** (pardon my french) of "hey sexy," "you're hOT!," "let me take care of you baby."

HER: yah. i got an offer for a full body massage tonight.

ME: lol, really? I actually know how to give one, my ex taught me
[at this point the conversation seemed fairly bland.. she was not really giving me much value it was mostly me doing all the shit for her.. so I tried this opportunity to ESCALATE the conversation.. clearly it didn't work burn]

HER: dont worry. i dont want one.

ME: who said I was going to give you one? that sh*tdoesn't come free.. its A LOT of work, seriously!

anyways, I'm tired from my workout at the gym and have a long day of work tomarrow.. I'll chat with ya later... don't let the bed bugs bite!

peace and love

HER: mighty nighty.

So thats where I'm at.. I tried to end it and save my dignity by doing a light DHV with the gym thing and being in control of ending the conversation myself (i actually do workout).

So whats the deal guys.. she seems VERY MILDly interested.. giving just barely enough of a response to tease me into responding to her borring ass. Maybe shes just naturally borring in real life too? Fuck I still want to bone her anyways, shes hot.

What am I saying wrong? BTW it says she has NOT even viewed my damn profile.. whats happening.. am I getting vacuumed into LJBF zone?

You basically AFCed the whole thing. Ya you had jokes, but there where no negs, no DHV at all. And at times you fell for her frame. The overall conversation was pretty much two friends talking and thats it.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! First off chill. I bet she has viewed your profile. With POF you can set it to where your profile does not show as you viewed the other persons profile. Its a wise thing to do frankly.
Yup.


Redpill was that conversation all in one day? Or over multiple days? Because I would never would carry that long of an conversation on POF. At most I would exchange 5 messages a day and come back to respond to her last one that I have left as unread. Because I am a busy man even when I am not.

damn it..

well its always easier to understand t his one someone else points it out

This all happened in 1 day.. so I don't know where to take it now......
is it even salvagable?

Is it salvageable? Yes and no. You can continue the friend line of chatting you where doing and then get her number (if you can), and then meet her in person. When you meet her in person you basically have a second chance in getting her. Because when you meet in person you are basically meeting for the first time all over again. On the other hand because of the way the conversation went she may be just content on chatting online and not meet up with you in person.

wow what a pointless conversation you had....seriously you know you dont care about half the crap you were saying to her it accomplished nothing.
If You want this girl then tell her whats up

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haha how sad.. my first time getting a girl's attention online I fuck it up.. well live and learn.. painful.

oh yeah.. i did notice how pointless the conversation was.. I guess I was to afc/scared to make a IOI fearring I'd get rejected right away.

I don't know whats the smooth way of doing it..

Who cares if you get rejected it's a win win situation. She'll either want to met up with you or she won't ....just ask her
You're threading on thin ice the fact you ran your mouth so much about nothing but just try it so you'll know if it's there or not if not just move on.
She's on plenty of fish so she must be trying to get a date

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facebook failure.. another crash and burner.. ouch

(from random friend add request)
HB: do i know you?


ME: a friend of tony is a friend of mine

actually did you go to scripps ranch high?


HB: yeaa


ME: here's the real answer..

I just thought you were cute..

don't let it all go to your head


HB: um thanks


ME: but as you can see my dearest.. cuteness is pretty common around here

tell me 3 qualities you possess that seperate you from the rest



..wait did that rhyme?! NICE


HB: sorry im taken


ME: hey even better, he can make us breakfest in bed


HB: um no thanks dont think my bf would approve


ME: you know what, you can be my bratty little sister.. I think we'd have a hell of a fun time climbing trees and drinking koolaid




HB: uh what the fuck

Redpill your facebook conversation was on the creep/weird side.

I'm retarded then.. I don't get it! lol

When did it get creepy? I tried to do an SOI then qualify her (both failed lol).. and then plow through with a some bf destroyer thing i heard off of youtube.

I sort of mashed in a bunch of reponses I've heard from here and there from puas. Maybe they don't work so well in online chat format.

Maybe my timing is off.. not enough comfort built up etc.?

Sorry for my shitty performance guys.. I'm comming from a hardcore history of AFCness.. in the negative really.

I would say your second response to the girl.
Most of the lines you use work better in real life than online. Online game is very much like text game.

Your timing was way off besides you being way to aggressive. And there was zero comfort build up.
Why are you apologizing? So you messed up again with another girl online so what. Find another girl and try again. Just learn from your mistakes.

Your biggest problem is that you are not being your self. As your relying way to much on the various aids and tools for picking up girls and not your personality. Heres a conversation that I am currently having with a girl on myspace (read from bottom to top):
The girl is a cougar who is 6'0" tall, but take a look at my chat verses your chat logs redpill. And take note of the differences between mine and yours. I am not saying mine is perfect by any means but more show you an example of an online chat that you can see that has not ended in failure.

Here's an interesting fact.. its said that 97% of white women online prefer white guys over asian.

Whats more, is that white woman compose of the vast majority of prospects on date sites...

maybe I'm fishing in the wrong pound eh?

I'll just have to pick up my balls and do some real sarging..

*shivers*

(ya im asian)

White women overall seem to prefer every other race but asian.

As far as your online game goes I don't know why your giving up on it. You seem yo only have message like 10 girls or so. It took me 20 tries on plenty of fish before I was able to meet a girl off that site. And you shouldn't rely on just online to pickup girls. You need to get out as well. Because what girl really wants to go out with a guy that leads a boring life infront of the compute?

I don't know, it would seem I'm wasting effort being asian. The Asian Playboy says to forget online dating =\

Time to man up and do the style challenge then.. talk to 5 random strangers eh? lol

But yeah you're right, you have to get out there and stop being a keyboard jockey.

Why does Asian Playboy say forget online dating? Is that specifically for asian guys?

I'm asian too. Fck, if you can't beat them, join them. Go for black girls, mexican, latino, whatever, white girls ain't the only one around.