Wassup y'all it's ya boy stews, my homie marskino and Rico gave me their own tutorial on sarging at the club. Marskino briefly told me the ins and outs on picking up on women while Rico simply gave me a walk through on how to do it. Rico was my black mystery & marskino was my black style, supenatural with it. It's now my turn to show them what I'm capable of and I fucking choked right at the wrong fucking moment. It's raggae night at riverdeck,I happen to see beautiful chocolate Haitian princess checking me out. It was like we were Eye fucking each other. I got lost in her eyes as she kept looking back at me. Everything they taught me what to do , I didn't do because I was so nervous on fucking up which evidently happened. As people were leaving the club I happened to see her again at the parking lot.. I had so much I wanted to say to her.. I didn't want to make myself look like a creep and I punked out like a little bitch... I wanted to tell her that her smile is going to be 10x more beautiful then what it already is bc she had on braces that could have started the whole conversation(IOI) but you know what the saying is " a closed mouth will never get fed".

A moment of awkwardness is way better than a night of loneliness. Remember that next time your frogy won't jump.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Yeah your definitely right about that man. When I got home couldn't get that shit off my
Mind. And then when i start to think about pick up lines that I could have use.. I was like "fuck why didn't I think of that 20mins ago".. i just gotta break that thick ass piece of ice. When I do that I'm in the pussy