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BrasilianPatriot
PostPosted: Tue Apr 25, 2017 9:47 pm 
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So this cougar who is kind of close wants me to bone her. Thing is she is pretty "dirty", she probably had sex with tons of guys and smokes like a pack of ciggarettes per day. She is really hot, works out alot, has huge fake boobs and got two ribs removed so she looks nice.
But don't you guys think it would be weird? Remembering the first time being with a fkin cougar? So I think it's wiser to pass this. My friend told me if she sucks your dick you can get aids too so yeah.
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lmao.

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Double wrap? Bring some 95% alcohol wipes and sneak off into bathroom after sex and rub yourself down? Or if you're really next level, try a UV germicidal lamp on top of all of that. Tell her its for indoor tanning.

Oh, and definitely no saaking ze poosee meet on that one... cause I know you're into that shit, alright?

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Yea thanks dude, I'll send you a pm because theres a bigger problem in this all
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Please give advice here guys, stop jerking around. This is serious buiseness, If I want a bj I could just say "give me a bj now" but at the same time I think itll be pretty shitty for a first timer.
Do i go for the experience or wait to eat some chick my age at first?
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What advice is there to give...you want us to talk you out of banging a cougar? LOL



Don't be a sheep...make your own decision.

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Pass. I would never sleep with a girl if I had to get a vote.

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You're not a teenager.

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You're not a teenager.
She's the maid who works at my house mate.

Anyways, guys, i'm just saying that this seems weird because of the age difference which, when I'm like 75 I won't really like remembering this as the first time.
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Kid, if your first time were with the house maid, at 75 you'd consider yourself a fucking legend.

And if you don't do it, at 75 you'll consider yourself a fucking pussy.

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I was going to say no until you said
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(Is she going to be providing a barf bag prior to said intercourse?)
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She's the maid who works at my house mate.
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LOL she kind of looks like the woman in that photo tbh.

I guess i'm going for it. But just one thing, my line to fuck her will be, when she says her head hurts or some shit ill answer "they say anal sex cures anything" and i'll try to assfuck her.

So guys, do condoms break easy? And also, can you get disease from a blowjob?
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