Quote:
Update:
Me: Jack Frost lost his damn mind today, it's subzero outside. How do Floridians make out in this weather? Do you have an igloo built?
Could you sound anymore like a complaining old lady here?
Quote:
Her: lol hush.
Lol! Perfect response to that nonsense.
Quote:
Her: i have heat in my blood
Me: Heat like hot sauce
Her: no like boiling water on a fire
Me: Hmmm technically boiling water can't catch fire. Unless of course you have super powers. Are you a super hero on the down low?
Her: yes
Jesus Christ. Note how short her texts are to yours. all of these texts are you putting her on a pedestal.
Quote:
Me: You know what it all makes sense now. I mean you did say you can read people once before.
Her: i dont read people
She's so into it...
Quote:
Me: You told me you were able to before. That's kinda weird anyway. I'm the type of person that likes to flow like water. I just like to feel things out you know
Her: yes. Discernment!
WTF? "I flow like water"??????
Quote:
Me: No
Me: Anyway... What's your week look like. Friday looks like?
Her: I get weird feelings about people. Long story... but Im definitely catching up on my rest. That's the day i run my errands. I will ttyl ok
Toast. Anytime a new girl won't meet you and uses a "I have to run errands" excuse, you've scared her away. Yet you push on, coming off in a very sad way.
Quote:
Me: Lame!
Her: lol
Me: You don't want to have a good time. To bad.
Her: Listen Nyker Cali Ryder, don't be trying to read me through text msging
Me: I understand some people aren't socially and mentally connected No pressure
Me: I actually hate text messaging
Her: plus my cousin coming to town soon
Me: I'm just trying to setup a time show you a good time
Me: Excuses...
Her: me too...I have a lot on my plate. I like to take care of business first and socialize later. We will
Her: I will let you know I promise.
Me: Let me know!
Me: That doesn't work for me
Her: no bueno
Me: Not at all.
Me: But all good, you promised so I guess I'll have to hold you to it.
Me: But if you break your promise you will forever be evil
never!
Me: Well hey don't wanna waste anyone's time so if your not feeling it It's cool no pressure
Some of the worst fucking texting I have ever seen in my life. Needy. Desperate. Pushy.
Everything about your texting screams "I don't get laid, ever" (not saying you don't just saying this is what your texting implies). The girl sensed this and bolted. Women can smell this from miles away, and I've literally heard them call this "Can't Get Laid Cologne" as they rip beta males on girl's night out.
When a girl says "no bueno" to you or about you to her friends, you are fucked. It's a thing they do.
Example of what to do:
You: Hey, what's up?
Her: Hi
You: I'm heading to Bar X tonight at 10. You're welcome to join.
Her: Can't tonight, catching up on errands.
You: Cool, I'll hit you up later. Have a good one.
DONE.
WAIT.
Game other women.
CHAT