| I was out of town this past weekend visiting family, and tailgating at my Alma mater. (We lost). I stayed at a medium upscale hotel.
There was a very modern sports bar on the property.
I met this well put together woman there, we eye fucked at the bar a little bit before I approached her.
Although introductions were smooth enough, I was getting pretty shit faced being two fingers deep into my 3rd Manhattan the day was catching up to me. We flirted, all is well with the world. I got a text message the the 'crew' was all going to hit the hot tub before it shut down. (They had a two hour window where drinks are allowed, and kids are not!)
My attendance was required.
I (slurring) explained my needed departure, said something stupid about how fantastic her ass was, and how much better it would look with a red hand print. Not seeing this going anywhere this night, I old school flipped her my card, and said "See ya."
The next morning while having breakfast (In the now brightened family oriented sports bar), there she was! Reading the paper, and having (assumed) a lonely coffee and danish of shame.
I changed my path from the buffet to our table to include her in the journey. I stopped said "hey", she said "Hey Mr Naughty! You do realize I'm married right?" Sure as shit, there's the ring! How did I not see that?? "He's upstairs sleeping it off some more before we go." I replied "Shucks Mam'm my apologizes, good to have met you." she just said "No worries."
We all go home.
Monday, I get a random text. Turns out it's the husband.
" I am wondering and hoping that this was my wife.....you were hitting on......brown hair...brown eyes and an ass to die for. She was in the hotel Saturday night......let me know if it was her."
I said "Hoping?"
Him; "I have enjoyed sharing her with others and I have always hoped someone would see her and pick her up in this way."
Me; "Does she like to make 'fuck me' eyes at men?"
Him; "No. she tends to be a bit shy and has only been with others when I have encouraged her. " "
Glad you like. Have you ever fucked a man's wife while he watched?"
This is where it stands. _________________ They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
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