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Girl smiles at Richard.
Richard: "She's DTF 150%."
So? Aren't you supposed to assume attraction? What would be a more normal thought process in your opinion?
Best conversation piece is telling the girl how you're
Going to buy a club.......
So you're one of those people that pays attention to the past and not the present. If you own a club and can't score hot pussy every night, something must be wrong with you for real.
But back to productive matters:
Here's a conversation I'm having as we speak on Tinder.
Me: How are you tonight?
Her: Doing ok
You?
Or not
Me: Great
Got big plans?
Her: Nope none
Me: What do you like to do?
Her: Eat drink
Me: Nice
Her: You?
Me: Nothing. Do you have any Irish in you?
Her: No but do I want some?
Figured that was the rest of the line
Me: It was!
Her: Lol duh
I use it when I want to fuck an Irish guy
Me: I'm usually not this direct, but you are hot
Her: I'm sure your dick is just hard and you're bored
Me: It would be hard if you get here
Right away
Her: Yeah do I look that desperate to rush to some random dick... Nope lol but thanks for the offer
What do you think?