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Another good one: Women are just as sexual as men.
Bro they're more perverted than me, I swear
I take literally every opportunity to pull a "that's what she said" (simple sexual framing lol) but there are STILL tons of moments when women think of something dirty even when it doesn't come to me
It never fails to when a girl out perverts you and you have this

. Luckily that face is more neutral nowadays and girls just go on and on and on and you are just like "wow" but inside.
I think I have made the girls in my social group so comfortable around me, and not in the friendly sense, more of a "yeah he knows we like getting dicked down" that they just talk freely. One of my good friends (a girl) is usually the one that is bringing up sex noises, telling me that she just wants a man to just hold her hips and rail away, and it's great. The secret society exists.