Hey guys,

Always read this forum to help me with my 'game', confidence etc but I've kind of stumbled into a unique situation so I thought I would post to see if i can maximise the opportunity.

Sitting in a coffee shop yesterday, and a lady gets up from the table next to me, and leaves behind a parcel/package. By the time I notice, she's gone and the staff give me some bs about not being able to take lost property. It looks like a clothes parcel and it just has a name on the front. I take it with the aim of re-uniting it with the owner.

So, I Google/Facebook the name and it's not the same middle age lady that left it behind. It's a beautiful South American chick who models in this city. (I would guess it is meant for the person named). I guess at this point, some of you (myself included) are thinking 'just figure out a way to return it and get on with your life - idiot'. But how can not try and maximise this opportunity. She is good looking, has that sexy look about her, posts loads of spiritual and meaningful quotes which shows she's not just an airhead and her status on FB is set to single. I know it sounds a bit crazy but it's like a gift from god lol...if you want to find someone's lost item you would want to be a girl like this! It's quite a unique name so I'm confident its her, 100%.

The only way of contacting her is Facebook. I was planning to shoot off a friend request and an intro message as part of it stating I found the parcel with her name on it etc etc but then I noticed she has 700 followers which look like people who friend requested her and haven't been accepted. I then thought it doesn't matter, I will message but then I realised that Facebook filters messages between people without mutual friends and there is a 99% chance it will go into her message request (other) section which doesn't show up in messages unless you are on a phone and go into your messenger but it's not the same as a normal message and it can be missed easily.

That's the situation....going to go with the message something simple but it's difficult to keep it short, I can't write some BS like 'Hey, I found something thats your's (creep alert)' so thinking like ' Hey, I was in xwz at xwz street, and a lady left behind a parcel. I think it's clothes, it has your name on it bssjs hshhhsh and I am trying to return it to the owner. Let me know'

That would go a number of ways. 1) Either the message is missed or ignored. 2) She wants more info or asks more 3)Figure out a way to get back to her 4) she says mail it which is bad!

Ideal scenario, she wants to meet to get the package and then see what happens next...maybe I could initiate some sort of convo beyond the item i.e where are you from, have you see much of the city...etc...

Any tips would be appreciated! Fu*k how our (mine!) brains work sometimes lol!

FYI I'm a normal guy around her age that she could be interested in i.e athletic, normal ----Not a middle age creep that uses Facebook creep on girls....

Lol this is cute but if she has a bf or just not available for a new man in her life right now then it's kind of irrelevant, but you have nothing to lose I guess so I think you should go for it.

This reminds me of returning the briefcase to Mary in the Dumb and Dumber movie (Remember, Mary was married so don't get your hopes up)

Your message will be put into her creep folder and probably won't get read. So I will suggest to try and find a friend on her friend's list who isn't a popular model (preferably a guy) and ask him to ask her to accept your friend request with some urgent news about a package. Also, google for around for some other way's to contact her.

Then hit her with your message and then perhaps you can blackmail her into having sex with you in exchange for her package

If she meets you in person, just game her as normal. Remember, chivalry isn't that attractive so the package rescue alone, will not induce the sexual tension for you.

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The hilarious part about your post is that studies actually proved that people who post spiritual/"meaningful" shit on facebook are exactly airheads. I believe the term they used was "below intellectual average".

I don't know man. You just wrote an argumentative essay including what can go wrong, how it can go wrong and why it would go wrong. For totally not a creep that's pretty creepy.

If you really wanna be sure she sees it, don't message her, but post on her wall directly with a pic of the package and a short description.
If her feature is up and you can't post, good job, you are now the proud owner of a new stash of clothing. Because I just have to assume you've never seen the pending request list of even a mildly attractive woman. It extends for miles. So shoot the message/add her, but be well aware it's a longshot.

Also I'm mildly disturbed that you're more concerned with getting her to meet you rather than returning her package. What does this girl have that others don't? A pretext for being approached?

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He can't post on her wall until she accepts his friend request which is probably a very long list

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Yeah, lol at "she posts meaningful quotes so not an airhead"


All you have here is the equivalent of an opener. And with fb settings, she may not even be able to see your message. I wont put too much thought into it.

Correct thing to do, leave your phone number with the staff, that way if the lady comes back and asks, they give her your number. Or, send the fb message. Either way its a long shot.

Is she a real model or an Instagram "model"? If she's the latter you should have no trouble as most of the Instagram brigade will have a contact email for "bookings" and you can get her attention real fast if you head it correctly i.e. mention money.

Check out www.tagthesponsor.com if you need further tips on how to initiate contact. Lot of the girls they chat with have deep, spiritual quotes on their walls too

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Thanks.

I guess the above was my mind saying here's a situation and this is how it would like it to work out i.e return the package, connect amazingly, go on some dates etc.

Maybe I'm putting too much thought into it, but I saw the chance as more than just shooting off a random friend request because there is a reason to it. But then I become the parcel delivery guy.

I can send it off to the modelling agency and that's it. Or FB message/request. Checked, no other option.

What would I have done if it was someone I wouldn't be attracted to? Just send the damn thing to the modelling office. Probably some sample clothes or freebies.

You know what, I think I'm gonna send the message. Friend request first, wait a short while, if I'm accepted then message. If not or left pending for an afternoon or so, then message anyway. Standard scenario, she gets the package I assume is for her safely (message ignored, I send to agency office), best case scenario she sees me as the Good Samaritan that I am, I return the package personally and she can't resist me (joke, kind of lol)

I can attest to this. My ex did this and she was a complete airhead.