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 Post subject: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:29 am 
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I have been experimenting, opening with this:

"Hey..You're not bad, but I would recommend putting on about 40 pounds, otherwise I'm afraid you might not find yourself a man."

Sometimes, I got a message along the lines of

"Hahaha, well I was planning on putting on 20 pounds. Or is that not enough?"

Other times, I got the following:

"Hey.. You are not bad, but i would highly recommend you to stop talking to women since you clearly dont know how to, otherwise im afraid you are gonna end up like a total loser living with his cats​. And for the record, every guy i've been with was literally drooling over my body.. Soo good bye pathetic piece of shit​. Short ass inconsiderate fuck"

Is the problem with me, or with her? My idea was to hold a strong frame, wherein she didn't impress me much. These are all HB 9-10s.


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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:35 am 
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Why do you need to approach women in order to let them know that you are not impressed?

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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 3:58 am 
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Please not do this

Keep it simple. You have already been matched so if there is a lack of reply, then it could have been an accidental swipe

'(Name), you look like an interesting character, i'm xopow'

I agree it's lame, but you do not get called for copy and pastes and it a lot of better than 'Hey' that all girls hate

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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:06 am 
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Not tinder homie. It's OKC.

Why would you use a line that you know is lame? The only good thing about it, is that it's low-investment.

Incorporate something you read in her profile or noticed about her, would be better?


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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:15 am 
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Why would you use a line that you know is lame? The only good thing about it, is that it's low-investment.
Low investment openers like that gives you a reason for you to make contact and at the same time a response would show that she may be interested in starting a conversation.

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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:23 am 
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i like to use ''can i see you?'' '' can i have you for breakfast ?'' '' i could eat you hole'' '' i could eat your whole'' then blame it on auto correct

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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 4:44 am 
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Not tinder homie. It's OKC.

Why would you use a line that you know is lame? The only good thing about it, is that it's low-investment.

Incorporate something you read in her profile or noticed about her, would be better?
Because thinking of the most witty line only shows that you care too much about getting a response..

I agree though. POF and Okcupid - you should probably think of something a little more to spark some differentiation from the other million of guys

I think POF and Okcupid is a waste of time to be honest. More effort and less results. Everybody is on tinder these days because of simplicity and th fact that you can only communicate once you've been matched

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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:01 am 
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Got it, thanks for the tip. And I will schedule a photo session with the boys soon. My pics are shite.


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 Post subject: Re: My Opener
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 7:12 am 
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Got it, thanks for the tip. And I will schedule a photo session with the boys soon. My pics are shite.
just use my pics, you get all tne girls running your way

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