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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 9:29 pm 
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Just to give you the context:

HB: "How many girls have you slept with?"
Me: "What today?"
HB: "No, really. Tell me!"
Me:"I haven't met my quota today, don't worry, you still have a chance."
HB: "You should get tested."


How would you respond to the text in bold?

Another one I came across that I didn't know how to respond to was:

Me: (I started talking about future projection adventure) We can run away with the money to las vegas, spend all the money in a casin-
HB: "Where did 'we' come from?"


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 10:42 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:09 am 
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I usually don't. Or I just play it up. I'm not affected by remarks like back in the day. It kinda just goes in one ear and out the other. I don't really care about what anyone thinks of me anymore.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:39 am 
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Semantics.

those guys that came up with that stuff were pioneers.

sometimes somebody has to first do something wrong for others to see then get it right, but they'll never give credit where its due

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:02 am 
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Semantics.

those guys that came up with that stuff were pioneers.

sometimes somebody has to first do something wrong for others to see then get it right, but they'll never give credit where its due
That was such a nothing statement. Either way, why give credit to something that doesn't deserve credit? Guys are reacting to bullshit statements because someone led them down the wrong path and you want to congratulate them on creating one of the biggest myths and sources for mental masturbation in PUA.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:31 pm 
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But the ones that'll need it, will not understand it, till their nose gets rubbed in it, like a puppy that shit on the carpet.

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Semantics.

those guys that came up with that stuff were pioneers.

sometimes somebody has to first do something wrong for others to see then get it right, but they'll never give credit where its due
That was such a nothing statement. Either way, why give credit to something that doesn't deserve credit? Guys are reacting to bullshit statements because someone led them down the wrong path and you want to congratulate them on creating one of the biggest myths and sources for mental masturbation in PUA.
ingrates. egotistical ingrates

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 4:55 pm 
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Just agree and exaggerate.
It works for a lot of shit tests
She doesn't necessarily care about what the response is, she cares about how you react to it.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:03 pm 
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Just to give you the context:

HB: "How many girls have you slept with?"
Me: "What today?"
HB: "No, really. Tell me!"
Me:"I haven't met my quota today, don't worry, you still have a chance."
HB: "You should get tested."


How would you respond to the text in bold?

Another one I came across that I didn't know how to respond to was:

Me: (I started talking about future projection adventure) We can run away with the money to las vegas, spend all the money in a casin-
HB: "Where did 'we' come from?"
My response would be. So should you
Or i was tested yesterday. When was your last test?


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:24 pm 
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Just to give you the context:

HB: "How many girls have you slept with?"
Me: "What today?"
HB: "No, really. Tell me!"
Me:"I haven't met my quota today, don't worry, you still have a chance."
HB: "You should get tested."


How would you respond to the text in bold?

Another one I came across that I didn't know how to respond to was:

Me: (I started talking about future projection adventure) We can run away with the money to las vegas, spend all the money in a casin-
HB: "Where did 'we' come from?"
My response would be. So should you
Or i was tested yesterday. When was your last test?
i was tested today is the best of the three to me. the other one's might turn the conversation nasty

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:28 pm 
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Me:"I haven't met my quota today, don't worry, you still have a chance."
This is some a typical cocky PUA answer which actually tends to do more harm than good...

If you don't want to tell her then tell her that. Or at least keep it vague 'A gentelman never tells'

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:38 pm 
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Seems a popular question

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 5:51 pm 
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To me its not a shit test. Its more of an indicator of interest and shows me she is concerned of STDs which can be a plus and or negative.

Any girl that i have banged quickly always asked about my number count and when was my last test or if i ever got tested or if i ever got an STD


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Think about the young couple remodeling a house together. She wants to tear down this wall down to give it that 'open' feel. You tell her she can't because the house will fall down. it's supporting the roof.

She doesn't give a shit how you figure out to hold the roof up, she just want the fucking wall gone.

You have two options here,

A. Say no and mean it.

B. Spend $1000x engineering a way to hold the roof up.

Either one will get you a BJ just by being a man about it.

Pay attention not to what they say, it's what they DO!

It's not WHAT she's asking, it's why she's asking it.

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