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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 5:29 pm 
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So we were out at a bar last night, I was drunk (my game is a lot better drunk than sober: yes a thread for the sticky points thread)

That night as soon as I left the house I started going in on girls, even while I was waiting for my friend to pick up cash from SPAM, to be precise, I even pulled over and tried to chat up a chick. I was sooo froggy!

Then we got in the bar..... country music, I start flirting with the whole wide world.....the bartender, high five to random girls who were having a birthday, even chatting to staff.

So this was my routine:

1. Approach a girl....."Oh hey do you go to XYZ University you look familiar?"
2. "Oh ok ...sorry my name is DJ and I am an exchange student from Brazil (lie)
3. "Reason I came to canada is to meet Canadian women b/c they are so sexy!"
4. "Show me some moves....lets dance etc"

So this resulted in me making out with two girls, I got one solid number (tried to set up a date at the lake with her), girl #1 "had to go to the washroom" (what should I of done?)

I realized lieing about "exchange student from brazil" will prevent me from having a true relationship with a women, so I am wondering what is a good opener for clubs? (and please dont tell me "I would like your opinion on something", doesnt work in my town province)

Can you guys share how you open chicks in clubs?

Again, how do I build an emotional/romantic connection with girls who I am dancing with so we can move onto date and relationship (girlfriend is my ultimate objective) ???

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:35 pm 
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When you kiss a girl, try to lead it somewhere.

The lying thing isn't really an issue, I am pretty sure you could have told them the truth and they'd still of made out with you by the fact you approached them at the right moment in time.

I have met a tonne of guys like you. Good looking guys tend to rely on getting drunk, so I willing to bet that is the reason you got the make-out. But make-outs are useless if you don't suggest to go outside for 'fresh air' and try to get them to where you want to make sexy time.

You just got a drunken make-out bro

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 2:43 am 
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When you kiss a girl, try to lead it somewhere.

The lying thing isn't really an issue, I am pretty sure you could have told them the truth and they'd still of made out with you by the fact you approached them at the right moment in time.

I have met a tonne of guys like you. Good looking guys tend to rely on getting drunk, so I willing to bet that is the reason you got the make-out. But make-outs are useless if you don't suggest to go outside for 'fresh air' and try to get them to where you want to make sexy time.

You just got a drunken make-out bro

No I think its b/c "I was " an excahnge student from Brazil..


Who said I was good loooking?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 11:15 am 
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Who said I was good loooking?
I did?

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When you kiss a girl, try to lead it somewhere.

The lying thing isn't really an issue, I am pretty sure you could have told them the truth and they'd still of made out with you by the fact you approached them at the right moment in time.

I have met a tonne of guys like you. Good looking guys tend to rely on getting drunk, so I willing to bet that is the reason you got the make-out. But make-outs are useless if you don't suggest to go outside for 'fresh air' and try to get them to where you want to make sexy time.

You just got a drunken make-out bro

No I think its b/c "I was " an excahnge student from Brazil..


Who said I was good loooking?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:11 pm 
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When you kiss a girl, try to lead it somewhere.

The lying thing isn't really an issue, I am pretty sure you could have told them the truth and they'd still of made out with you by the fact you approached them at the right moment in time.

I have met a tonne of guys like you. Good looking guys tend to rely on getting drunk, so I willing to bet that is the reason you got the make-out. But make-outs are useless if you don't suggest to go outside for 'fresh air' and try to get them to where you want to make sexy time.

You just got a drunken make-out bro

No I think its b/c "I was " an excahnge student from Brazil..


Who said I was good loooking?
Wheres your reply

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 1:20 am 
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Anyone else going to share their nightclub approaches?

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Your making such a big deal about kissing girls...oh m god...


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