Well I do.

But this is some HELP for newb's, that can't quite cross that comfort line.

I must give this advice out every damned day. GET MORE SEXUAL- BE BOLDER- STOP BEING BORING

then I get; "Well what do I text her then?"

So I hand out a one line gem that makes her wonder why her panties are still on", She responds quickly enough, but oh fucking no, Heywood's off line.

I've been trying to brain storm this shit. Leave a list of juicy quips, with a slide rule list of possible answers?

Yeah, you'd like that I'm sure.

Well turns out, the girl I'm seeing did the legwork for me. (Lazy right?)

Download the Texticle app to your stolen smart phone.

She has been blowing up mine with these.

I don't know who created it but they need to hit me up with some cash after today.

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.