We have been on 2 dates and have been texting for about month. She started shit testing me telling that next week would be good for us because I can go around her house because she has kids and it's half term so they will be away.

She shit tested me by saying that "Don't expect the sex to be amazing" and then telling me she thinks I could be awkward because I seem awkward, and then tells me she likes that though. She also asked me what I wanted and I told her nothing serious and she said that was fine as long as I'm not fucking around. I don't want anything serious with her it just seems like a easy lay. She's a HB7 at best. I didn't really like her putting pressure on me already as I haven't had sex in a long time and want to feel comfortable. Worth pursuing?

Do you want to fuck her or not?

You don't need a forum to tell you to man up and make decisions.

Don't let silly comments like "You're awkward, but I like it" affect you. That might have been her way of saying that at that moment you were acting oddly. If she really thought you were awkward she wouldn't give you a free pass to bootytown.

When a girl says "don't expect the sex to be amazing" that's because she's nervous and thinks you might be the kind of guy that gets alot of ass on the side. That also might be the reason she said "just don't
fuck around". Girls want to have sex with popular dudes yet they get nervous and jealous when they are finally getting with one. It's odd.

So, do I read this correctly? A MILF that is horny as hell, chases her own kids away, practically flops over on her back, calculating the date and time FOR YOU, with a giant arrow pointing at her pussy, and somehow you turn it into a shit test?
Translate; "I'm so horny, I'm going to cum soon as you kiss my neck!"

Because of the kids I wouldn't be surprised if her vagina has been in hibernation for months!

She wants you to let the bear out!

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Everything is a shit-test nowadays.

Fuck my life..

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All I know is she thinks I'm a player when I haven't told her so and I haven't had much experience in my life so I'm nervous myself.

Calm down. It's like riding a bike. With a happy ending.

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Definite shit test. She's shit testing him by telling him she's gonna fuck him and she likes him???!

If you're going to compare it to an activity I wouldn't say riding a bike lol

A friend and I call it naked yoga or waterless swimming

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I almost spat my coffee out....This is funny. Didn't you have a happy ending learning to ride a bike?

Seriously though, I've been fucking this up for the past few weeks. She's giving you a free pass. You're both just being nervous about the other, seems like it's for no real reason.

I'm sleeping over apparently. I just need to relax and not worry...it's just been awhile.

Maybe it's a shittest.

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My in depth texting & dating guide.
There's no such thing as shit-tests.
How to keep a girl.

She told me to piss off. I invited her round my house and she refused to come round and out of the blue she told me that she doesn't want to be someones bit of fun and I said to her I thought after last week it was heading that way and she told me as much as she wants to she doesn't want to be a fuck buddy so let's call it a day. A bit retarded since last week she said she really wanted to take me back to her house. Crazyness

Lesson learned, strike while the iron is hot!

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She said "I wonder if I could sneak you back home"

It wasn't exactly a invitation.