| On Saturday night i was invited to a birthday party but my friend wanted to go to a strip club for the first time (which ones do you guys recommend in Austin?) We decided to go to the LANDING STRIP. We are both under 21 and had to use friend's ID's to get in, which was kinda scary by the way. We didnt know what the bouncer would do to us. Anyways, we pay the $8 cover, lol, and chill for a while. To be more precise, it took an hour and a half for strippers to come to us (just shows that we don't look like money?) So two girls come up to us; one of them takes my friend for a dance and the other one sat on my lap.
HB: Are you smoking Black and milds
ME:Yes
HB:(some random fact about blck and milds)
ME:cool
HB:What nationality are you?
ME:i'm filipino
HB:Cool, my friend is filipino, she taught me some dirty words.
ME:Tell me some thing
HB:blah blah
ME:pretty impressive
HB: how do you say "do you want a dance" (still in work mode)
ME: i don't know
HB:Where are you from?
ME:Houston.
(i tell her about myself--student, grew up in Philippines for awhile, how my mother took us here after her divorce and how she was a single mother, *shoulda DHV'ed here, FUCK!*
HB:How long you guys been here
Me:hour and a half
HB:how many dances you guys get
ME:thats my friends second one but i dont get dances. I dont really like these places, people are fake and try to deceive you.
HB: What?! I'm not fake at all. I use my real name. everything about me is real.
ME:So this is a genuine conversation.
HB:Yes.
ME:So what do you got going on for you outside this club?
HB:Nothing, i have two kids
ME:cool (i went blank like a retard, i coulda related my situation with hers)
HB:(She motions to her friend giving my friend a dance) do you want a dance? (shoulda said something to break this down)
ME:I don't like doing that, Its not real. When a girl dances for me, i want it to be real and with feeling.
HB:(She looks at me, making strong eye contact, she was either kinda shocked or trying to hypnotize or intimidate me)It will be real.
ME:sorry, i don't do that.
HB:(a sigh?) well ill be back
It was an ok weekend. I would rather have more practice next time. I learned that there are many opportunities which you can take under your control but just as many opportunities to FUCK up.
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