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PostPosted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:49 pm 
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I am not good at writing reports so do bear with me.
I had 3 lays over the weekend. An Ex-coworker on Friday night, an LTR on Saturday and an HB I met last week who works about 3 blocks away from my office on Sunday. I'm not going to talk about my LTR lay on Saturday.
Ex-coworker (Friday night):
I have been working with this company for a month now and during the first week, my ex-coworker quit her work for some problems she encountered with the company. I never showed any interest in any of the girls at work because I made it a rule 'not to shit where I eat'. I do however talk to girls at work, dress well, and display alpha male qualities.

I had a chat with Ex-coworker one time at office, and I created the impression that I wasn't dating and that I was seeing a few girls at the moment, but nothing too serious. She showed me a picture of her sister and I told her I liked her sister so she gave me her sister's number which I never called anyway (she told her sister about me so she was expecting a call from me). Most of the girls at work give me IOI's and because I am the IT manager, I get called on and consulted with IT issues a lot.


Fast-forward:
We exchanged numbers before she left the company and one evening, she messaged me that her BF was messing up so she blocked him on SPAM and she wasn't picking the guy's calls (here, I knew the game was on). I later messaged her and told her we should have ‘netflix and chill’ and she was game. We scheduled a date which I flaked on her intentionally and moreover, I had other options which I was working on then. She kept on chasing me with messages and telling me how much she missed me. I invited her over Friday night after work. When she arrived, I played the movie 'Spectre', as soon as the movie started, I went straight to kiss her and she kissed back. We kissed and made out on the couch for a while then we paused and talked a bit. She kept telling me that what we were doing was wrong because we are just friends. I also responded positively by telling her she was right and that we shouldn't be doing this and that her sister would get offended if she gets to know that we were doing this (I kept kissing and running my hands all over her body as I told her this). I held her hand and placed it on my then hard cock. She played with my cock and sucked it without telling her to do so. I then asked her if she wanted me to get a condom (this line works for me 90% of the time) which she said yes. I took her to the bed room, put on my condom and banged her good. She kept telling me how much she liked my body (mind you, I go to the gym or do my push-ups and crunches at home on days I can't make it to the gym). She called again on Sunday wanting to come over which I gave an excuse for not being around.

One mistake I noticed during my AFC days was to get nervous even before a kiss, waiting for perfect moments to kiss a girl, and even talk out of nervousness when I am about to put on a condom and fuck a girl which can be very detrimental to the game. If you do not handle this part of the game well, girls would usually put on LMR. They want guys who are confident and knows their shit. There are times when guys just need to shut the fuck up and escalate hard-core.

*Shut up after kissing a girl or change the subject all together.
*Shut up when taking a girls clothes off or your clothes off.
*Shut up when putting on a condom (This can be a really awkward moment, so just shut up and put on your condom).

HB (I met around work place):
I met this HB on Monday last week when I came out of the office to get something from my car. I saw her walking towards my direction so I stopped by my car, when she got closer to me, I said "HI" ( I said it as loud as possible), so she stopped and this was basically the conversation:
Me: Hi
HB: Hi
Me: I saw you coming from over there and I thought you are cute so I will say "HI" and introduce myself to you
HB: Thank you (smiling)
Me: My name is ... PUA, what is your name?
HB: my name is HB
Me: Nice to meet you HB (whiles shaking and holding her hand with strong eye contact). Do you live around here?
HB: No, I work at that office (pointing towards the office)
Me: (pointing at my office) I work over there. I'd like to meet and chat sometime.
HB: Cool
ME: Lets exchange numbers and talk sometime.

We exchanged numbers and I texted her about 10 minutes later
Me: Hey HB, this is PUA ( she did not respond to this text for whatever reason)

I called her on phone after work and we had some chats for about 10 minutes. We also exchanged some few messages during the course of the week. I was at this stage initiating contacts on SPAM most of the time in order to keep the vibe going. I never called her after the first chat on phone and I never texted and chatted for too long on SPAM. Calling her often and chatting her for too long would give off neediness vibe which could kill my game. I could read her IOI's during this stage. I invited her over text to meet up at my place on Saturday, to cook, netflix and chill and she was cool with that. Saturday my LTR came around and I was called into work so after work, I passed by HB's place since we couldn't make it at my place on Saturday.

Note: LTR's can cock-block at times.

At HB's place we chatted for a couple of hours whiles her bro and a friend were around doing their own thing. I did some palm reading on her (I'm not good at palm reading but I seem to always make the right predictions which fascinates girls a lot). She asked me where I learned palm reading and I told her an Ex GF thought me. She asked me if I could teach her and I told her that before I could teach her, there has to be a special kind of connection between us before I can transfer this knowledge to her. She was even more fascinated at this point. We scheduled to meet the next day (Sunday) at my place. When she went to see me off, I asked her to sit in the car. When she sat down, I made some small talks, held and cuddled her hand whiles I made small talks in the car ( at this stage we were comfortable holding hands due to the palm reading stuff). After making some small talks, I went straight to kiss her but she gave me her chick instead. I went again for the second time and she gave me the lips. I made another small talk and left.

Sunday at my place: I picked her half way across the journey. When we go to my place, I put in the movie 'Spectre' ( same movie because it is the only current movie I have at the moment). Soon as we got to my place, I jokingly told her she's only got 5 minutes to spend at my place which she objected to.

I served her some fruit juice and I left her at the sitting room for a while. ( This was to make her feel comfortable at my place). Soon as I got back, I sat closer to her and placed my hand on her thigh as I was making some small talks. She also placed her hand on mine (this tells me she’s ready to kiss) and I went straight for the kiss which she kissed back. From her body language at this point, I could tell she wanted 'this' more than I even did. We made out for a while and as usual, I placed her hand on my hard cock. She played with my cock, I ran my hands all over her and took off her top. I asked her to come with me to the bed room. She stood there and asked me to promise her I won’t do anything to her and that at this stage, we are only supposed to kiss and touch, no sex, which I positively responded to ( Me: yeah, you are right, no sex, only kissing and touching. Moreover, your 5 minutes is almost up)
We got to my bedroom, I took off all our clothes, made out for a while and when she was turned on, I asked her if she wanted me to get a condom and her response was "YES". ( At this stage, I just shut up, open my bedside drawer, get my condom, put it on and continued with the make out) She kept complimenting me on my body while I put on a condom.

For the next 2 hours, we were in bed and I could not get my hard cock inside her. For what reason you may ask? She was so tight that I couldn't penetrate her. She was wet and horny, she sat on me, I laid on her and I still couldn’t get my cock inside her. Not even the head of my cock would go inside her and each time I try to push hard, she screams and complains it’s hurting (I have been with many girls but this was totally new to me). She later told me I was the 2nd guy she's actually hooking up with and that she's not a virgin. (But how on earth could this happen!) She later told me I should probably get her drunk next time and also use lots of lubricant.
After a few unsuccessful tries, we just laid in bed for about another hour cuddling and making out.
I look forward to our next meeting though. She's travelling this week to her home country for the Xmas holidays so I guess our next meeting would be next year sometime in January.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:52 pm 
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I am not good at writing reports so do bear with me.
I had 3 lays over the weekend. An Ex-coworker on Friday night, an LTR on Saturday and an HB I met last week who works about 3 blocks away from my office on Sunday. I'm not going to talk about my LTR lay on Saturday.
Ex-coworker (Friday night):
I have been working with this company for a month now and during the first week, my ex-coworker quit her work for some problems she encountered with the company. I never showed any interest in any of the girls at work because I made it a rule 'not to shit where I eat'. I do however talk to girls at work, dress well, and display alpha male qualities.

I had a chat with Ex-coworker one time at office, and I created the impression that I wasn't dating and that I was seeing a few girls at the moment, but nothing too serious. She showed me a picture of her sister and I told her I liked her sister so she gave me her sister's number which I never called anyway (she told her sister about me so she was expecting a call from me). Most of the girls at work give me IOI's and because I am the IT manager, I get called on and consulted with IT issues a lot.


Fast-forward:
We exchanged numbers before she left the company and one evening, she messaged me that her BF was messing up so she blocked him on SPAM and she wasn't picking the guy's calls (here, I knew the game was on). I later messaged her and told her we should have ‘netflix and chill’ and she was game. We scheduled a date which I flaked on her intentionally and moreover, I had other options which I was working on then. She kept on chasing me with messages and telling me how much she missed me. I invited her over Friday night after work. When she arrived, I played the movie 'Spectre', as soon as the movie started, I went straight to kiss her and she kissed back. We kissed and made out on the couch for a while then we paused and talked a bit. She kept telling me that what we were doing was wrong because we are just friends. I also responded positively by telling her she was right and that we shouldn't be doing this and that her sister would get offended if she gets to know that we were doing this (I kept kissing and running my hands all over her body as I told her this). I held her hand and placed it on my then hard cock. She played with my cock and sucked it without telling her to do so. I then asked her if she wanted me to get a condom (this line works for me 90% of the time) which she said yes. I took her to the bed room, put on my condom and banged her good. She kept telling me how much she liked my body (mind you, I go to the gym or do my push-ups and crunches at home on days I can't make it to the gym). She called again on Sunday wanting to come over which I gave an excuse for not being around.

One mistake I noticed during my AFC days was to get nervous even before a kiss, waiting for perfect moments to kiss a girl, and even talk out of nervousness when I am about to put on a condom and fuck a girl which can be very detrimental to the game. If you do not handle this part of the game well, girls would usually put on LMR. They want guys who are confident and knows their shit. There are times when guys just need to shut the fuck up and escalate hard-core.

*Shut up after kissing a girl or change the subject all together.
*Shut up when taking a girls clothes off or your clothes off.
*Shut up when putting on a condom (This can be a really awkward moment, so just shut up and put on your condom).

HB (I met around work place):
I met this HB on Monday last week when I came out of the office to get something from my car. I saw her walking towards my direction so I stopped by my car, when she got closer to me, I said "HI" ( I said it as loud as possible), so she stopped and this was basically the conversation:
Me: Hi
HB: Hi
Me: I saw you coming from over there and I thought you are cute so I will say "HI" and introduce myself to you
HB: Thank you (smiling)
Me: My name is ... PUA, what is your name?
HB: my name is HB
Me: Nice to meet you HB (whiles shaking and holding her hand with strong eye contact). Do you live around here?
HB: No, I work at that office (pointing towards the office)
Me: (pointing at my office) I work over there. I'd like to meet and chat sometime.
HB: Cool
ME: Lets exchange numbers and talk sometime.

We exchanged numbers and I texted her about 10 minutes later
Me: Hey HB, this is PUA ( she did not respond to this text for whatever reason)

I called her on phone after work and we had some chats for about 10 minutes. We also exchanged some few messages during the course of the week. I was at this stage initiating contacts on SPAM most of the time in order to keep the vibe going. I never called her after the first chat on phone and I never texted and chatted for too long on SPAM. Calling her often and chatting her for too long would give off neediness vibe which could kill my game. I could read her IOI's during this stage. I invited her over text to meet up at my place on Saturday, to cook, netflix and chill and she was cool with that. Saturday my LTR came around and I was called into work so after work, I passed by HB's place since we couldn't make it at my place on Saturday.

Note: LTR's can cock-block at times.

At HB's place we chatted for a couple of hours whiles her bro and a friend were around doing their own thing. I did some palm reading on her (I'm not good at palm reading but I seem to always make the right predictions which fascinates girls a lot). She asked me where I learned palm reading and I told her an Ex GF thought me. She asked me if I could teach her and I told her that before I could teach her, there has to be a special kind of connection between us before I can transfer this knowledge to her. She was even more fascinated at this point. We scheduled to meet the next day (Sunday) at my place. When she went to see me off, I asked her to sit in the car. When she sat down, I made some small talks, held and cuddled her hand whiles I made small talks in the car ( at this stage we were comfortable holding hands due to the palm reading stuff). After making some small talks, I went straight to kiss her but she gave me her chick instead. I went again for the second time and she gave me the lips. I made another small talk and left.

Sunday at my place: I picked her half way across the journey. When we go to my place, I put in the movie 'Spectre' ( same movie because it is the only current movie I have at the moment). Soon as we got to my place, I jokingly told her she's only got 5 minutes to spend at my place which she objected to.

I served her some fruit juice and I left her at the sitting room for a while. ( This was to make her feel comfortable at my place). Soon as I got back, I sat closer to her and placed my hand on her thigh as I was making some small talks. She also placed her hand on mine (this tells me she’s ready to kiss) and I went straight for the kiss which she kissed back. From her body language at this point, I could tell she wanted 'this' more than I even did. We made out for a while and as usual, I placed her hand on my hard cock. She played with my cock, I ran my hands all over her and took off her top. I asked her to come with me to the bed room. She stood there and asked me to promise her I won’t do anything to her and that at this stage, we are only supposed to kiss and touch, no sex, which I positively responded to ( Me: yeah, you are right, no sex, only kissing and touching. Moreover, your 5 minutes is almost up)
We got to my bedroom, I took off all our clothes, made out for a while and when she was turned on, I asked her if she wanted me to get a condom and her response was "YES". ( At this stage, I just shut up, open my bedside drawer, get my condom, put it on and continued with the make out) She kept complimenting me on my body while I put on a condom.

For the next 2 hours, we were in bed and I could not get my hard cock inside her. For what reason you may ask? She was so tight that I couldn't penetrate her. She was wet and horny, she sat on me, I laid on her and I still couldn’t get my cock inside her. Not even the head of my cock would go inside her and each time I try to push hard, she screams and complains it’s hurting (I have been with many girls but this was totally new to me). She later told me I was the 2nd guy she's actually hooking up with and that she's not a virgin. (But how on earth could this happen!) She later told me I should probably get her drunk next time and also use lots of lubricant.
After a few unsuccessful tries, we just laid in bed for about another hour cuddling and making out.
I look forward to our next meeting though. She's travelling this week to her home country for the Xmas holidays so I guess our next meeting would be next year sometime in January.



Cool report, good work. It sounds like the second girl just wasn't relaxed enough, most likely next time it will be easier.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:20 pm 
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Thanks for the feedback ChocolatePUA. Yeah, I can tell the second girl wasn't relaxed enough. It was our day 2 together though.

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Fucks sake don't you just hate that? I had it happen once and I legit felt like a rapist. Having to literally force myself inside her.

Getting drunk is the right idea because you'll have a more difficult time getting rock hard. You need to penetrate her in a semi-boner state, otherwise it just won't happen.
That's what I did anyway.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 06, 2016 12:53 am 
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Fucks sake don't you just hate that? I had it happen once and I legit felt like a rapist. Having to literally force myself inside her.

Getting drunk is the right idea because you'll have a more difficult time getting rock hard. You need to penetrate her in a semi-boner state, otherwise it just won't happen.
That's what I did anyway.
I agree R.C, thanks. This^^ is my plan B. She's back from her home country so I passed by her hostel tonight after work. After some make outs, she sat on me trying to get it inside her with no success. I went on her too with no success. I'll wait for the weekend to close the deal. :wink:

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