Yeah...but not that's not what a shit test is. A shit test is when you put something out there and she doesn't quite believe it so she will test your conviction on it. Unless you've told her that you want her around without having sex, she wouldn't shit test you with the whole period story. I doubt that happened because I don't think you would be stupid enough to say anything like that.

Plus, if you already fucked her it would make no sense for her to lie about her period. If she didn't like sex with you, she wouldn't want to spend the night with you. Unless she's batshit crazy, there's a lot here that doesn't add up.

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I don't think he has.

I also don't think it's as important as people make it out to be (the whole "it's not a relationship until you fuck" thing) - that's like saying some religious people get married before they're in a relationship lol. I'm not saying it's NOT important, but nowhere near what people make it out to be.

As for the guy who said he'd eat her out. There's something seriously fucking wrong with you

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^ I presume you haven't eaten any steak yet which seems to be abnormal for a guy based in the UK.

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I eat my steak well done. No blood to be seen! I've also gone down on a girl who was on her period. This was pre pick up, when I felt that I had to so that I could impress her. There was no blood, but I fucking wouldn't do it now, just incase. I did have heavy period sex about 3 weeks ago, though. You're not a man until you get blood on your sword.

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^ Good to hear.

Thinking back on what JackZero said about girls you've fucked lying on their period, I've never met one before. That was some slick observation JZ.

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This seems to be one of those threads that pointlessly goes on forever....

However, I'd like to point something out.

If the attraction level is HIGH for a woman she will scale mountains, cross torrential rivers, fuck you with her kids-parents-Rabbi- in the next room.
She WANTED to cross that river, she WANTED OP's cock in her.

But she was indeed feeling a little awkward about her vag, for whatever reason (On set of period).

The shower was the tool to reach the other side.

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Hmm. She probably has gonorrhea or chlamydia...

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It was smelling like the shit-house door on a tuna boat!

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Ooh. That smells bad. She probably has multiple STIs which make her smell really bad down there. It's probably a case of chlamydia, syphyllis and genital warts combined with some sprinkling of a bazillion genital lice.

OP, it has been several days since you said you fucked her. Let us know about the health of your package so we will know for sure why girls would lie about their periods and then prefer to do the deed in the shower instead.

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