I have somehow found myself in a Sexy conversation with an HB8 that I thought was a lost cause. She may still be a lost cause but that's part of my question. We talked about our online interaction and it was deemed way too boring and she's not interested (i.e. lost cause). So, I said to myself, why don't I send her something a little more "racy" and she seems to be messaging me back more quickly than the boring ones I'd been sending her before.

These messages are post flame out.

ME: I'm curious, If you had to rate your sex drive between 1-10, what would it be?
Yesterday – 4:33pm

HER : 11. Lol.​
Yesterday – 5:56pm

ME :I have to admit...That sounds delicious and I could probably skip a few gym workouts with you around. Let me guess, your favorite physical feature on a man is his ...chest but you like good hands too!

HER: Big arms. I go nuts for that. Chest is nice too. ​
Yesterday – 6:56pm

ME So, if we were intimate, you'd grab my arms or my shoulders? (I have big arms)
12:31am


HER: I might bite your arms and grab whatever .​
1:20am


ME: That would be sexy.What else makes you go nuts? or better yet what makes you nut lol?
6:04pm


HER: My hands normally make me nut. Being single sucks. Lol. ​

Here is my PROJECTED reply (i.e. haven't sent this yet)

LOL OMG, You had me cracking up so hard I almost dropped my phone reading this!

It sounds like your hand needs a break and being the gentleman I am I believe I can "fill in" nicely (no pun intended - well ok maybe).

* I was thinking about leaving out the first sentence because it might come off, "trying too hard".

Your thoughts would be greatly appreciated.

Every reply is lame. You sound like a horny teenager getting too excited about the sex subject. You need add a little flaw to it and be more smooth, like James bond. Please get rid of the explanation marks!!!!!!!! < (you see?)

Usually girls fade away when you get too sexual on Tinder too soon.

But anyway, if I was you, she is only responding to you and not giving you much back, you're fishing for compliments which conveys some neediness on your part:
ergh



HER: My hands normally make me nut. Being single sucks. Lol. ​

YOU: You don't need to be not single to nut, anyway, you're probably just one of those Tinder time wasting girls


I am not sure about my response but you could add some much needed qualification in there but at least try to use some game instead instead of just talking about sex

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Peb laid it out for you.

You really do sound like a horny teenager who's trying to sext for the first time ever. Here's a hint tho, you need to stimulate her imagination. Don't drop strong visuals. Women don't work like that. We work like that.

Regardless, I commend your initiative. I don't particularly encourage this type of execution, but if it's between this and "how's your business?", I'd choose this.

Also, her remark was witty cutesy but nowhere near "almost dropped my phone" funny. You can't asskiss your way into a woman's pants. Don't be that guy.

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I'm so glad I changed up my reply. No where you guys say it should be but I did none of the above.

This was my reply but I clearly like yours better

ME: LOL! It sounds like your hands need a rest. so, if you're nice I'll "fill in" for them (no pun intended...ok maybe) Oh well, I let my patience get the best of me and should've waited for your comments before I replied. Lessons learned.

Boy, did my threads die a horrible death. It's all good. I'll just keep reading other shit. Thanks everyone for your help.