this is about that mexican milf at the office.
today I was entering the building and I noticed a hot latina getting on the elevator. I ran to get to the elevator. as soon as i got there, the elevator door was closing. it was at the point where two people can see each other from the little opening but you can't stick your hand in to open it. the door closed. I saw the girl's face but I wasn't wearing my glasses and didn't know who she was.
I took the next elevator to the office and the mexican milf tells me "sorry, I tried to hold the door open but it was too late"
then I said "it's ok, I forgive you"
she said "I didn't know you were behind me" blah blah.
then I said "you know, you look so Asian from behind."
she said "how?"
I said "you know how some Asians are skinny and they have black hair?" (at this point I am thinking please please please dont take this as sarcasm)
she said "and they are short?"
at this point her female friend (the other office assistant) said "aaahhh, you just called her skinny, that's so sweet" something like that I dont remember the exact quote.
the milf got so happy, it's like I just gave her one million dollars. but she said "I am not skinny" and grabbed her belly and showed me she has some fat. I said "it's ok, I have some too"
then she said "but thanks for calling me skinny
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I just dont understand how someone so perfect could be so insecure? and I am not the only one who thinks she is hot, all the male office workers want to bang her.
What do you guys think of this interaction?
and what's the next step? ideally I want to play it safe because if I get fired that would suck.
CHAT
