| Tonight made me gargantuan ego even gargantuan-er.
I start work on website and VSL implementation, and then head out to meet Aneela for food at 6:30. We meet at Thai Pepper. I didn't want her thinking she would get the gift of my cock, so I invited Jesse and Javi along. Maybe I can pawn her off on one of them. Javi brings his roommate, Karlee.
Karlee has some weird facial tics, but is a cool girl nonetheless. We chat, bullshit, and I self amuse despite some of them being awkward as shit. I order a 4/5 out of spiciness and it almost kills me. I'm sweating my ass of and chugging Thai Ice Tea trying to finish my noodles, and Jesse is laughing his ass off.
Eventually Karlee gets invited to the hike that I organized on Sunday. It's basically me, Javi, Jesse, Karlee, Jasmine, and Cassandra so far. A good crowd.
After that, I drive Jesse and I up to old town.
We are walking and suddenly a girl that knew us both, Fran, waves at us from inside a bar. She comes out, greets us, and I see that she's with two other girls. I ask her if we can join her for a bit, and she says of course. We sit and chat. Immediately I tell them about the time Jesse fell off a mountain lol. He starts recounting that story.
Natalie and Rachel, the other two girls, pay rapt attention. When Jesse goes up to get a drink, I text him that the blonde one (Natalie) is into him and to try to extract a number. I tell him to talk to her about running (she was wearing a running shirt) and to exchange numbers based on going running together.
He gets back, and Natalie starts telling us about her Ironman Triathlon (badass!) It eventually comes out that she has a bf. Oh well. Jesse and I peace out to Blind Pig, where I knew my favorite band was playing.
I had texted a bunch of girls, and 3 of them said they were meeting us out.
At Blind Pig, Amanda starts snapchatting me. I'm busy texting all of Jesse's Tinder matches, trolling the shit out of all of them. I snapchat Amanda the results, and she's thoroughly enjoying it. I'm cracking myself up. I eventually sense that one of the girls is down, and I set up a date with her, getting the number and everything, off Tinder. You're welcome, Jesse.
He tells me he doesn't know how I do it. I'm the troll king, that's how.
Amanda tells me she's fed up with working weekends.
Jesse and I start talking about last weekend, and how he sensed that Lauren was into me, and flirting with me right in front of her boy toy. He tells me that that boy toy had made some comment about that to him. Lol. She was hot, he noted brilliantly.
Ali, the Panamanian girl, arrives. She brings a tall good looking brunette, Taylor. We greet them. Christina, the Spaniard, arrives, trailing a host of girls and dudes. Mikayla, her roommate, and her bf Sasha arrives. Kate, another friend of Ali, arrives. Ian, one of my homies, arrives.
Sasha is a hilarious bro. I must hang out with him more. We joke around hilariously, and it pumps my state through the roof. I get up and start dancing on my own. Soon enough everyone stands up and joins.
Taylor, the tall brunette, starts coming over, touching me, and talking to me. I just keep dancing and singing. I'm interacting with everyone, it's a good time. Taylor starts grabbing my arm and telling me they're going to bar hop, and that I should come with them. I ask her where. She says she doesn't know, and that she just wants to dance.
Taylor, Kate (an English girl), and Ali come over and tell me that I should come with them. They have no clue where to, though. Ian is trying to hit on Taylor, but she is having none of it.
My self amusement muscle is ridiculously strong, and everyone in the bar is giving me props.
I lead the 3 girls out into the street, and we walk to Tony's. Along the way, an Asian dude is talking with his bros. He's pointing to me, and telling his bros, yo, I want to party with this guy. I'm not even on his level. Peep dat game. Dudes all over and checking me out, walking around with 3 hot girls. Taylor keeps taking my arm to walk arm in arm with me.
I lead them to Tony's. They do that stupid thing where all 3 go to the bathroom together. Girls are so dumb.
I sit at the bar, open my phone, and immediately start jotting down notes for my VSL. I'm literally insane. Literally a non-stop machine.
In the middle of that, this super cute girl Caitlin from a class that I taught comes up, shows off her new haircut, and hugs me. She is animatedly talking to me and shit, introduces her friends, and the other 3 come back and Caitlin peaces out. Ali is like, "we leave you for one minute..."
I agree, I tell her, they're just all over me I can't keep them away. Lol
We go upstairs. I'm chiling with the three girls, they keep trying to buy me drinks but I keep telling them I don't drink anymore. A dude greets me, I vaguely recognize him. He's from running club, Brad. Ok, I spit with him awhile. Go back to talking with the girls. I get an idea, I'll make Brad's night.
I bring him over and introduce him to the group like a bauss. He starts talking to Kate, I talk with Taylor. I tell Taylor I sense sparks flying. She tells me Kate has bf. Dawwwwwwwwww
She asks me if I'm dating anyone. I tell her I am, I'm sorry hahahahahahahaha
She backtracks like, oh no, I was gonna tell you we should wing each other. hahahahahahaha
Ok yeah, girl. I tell her I'll still wing for her, point out a dude and I'll bring him over. She looks around, says there's no one at least 6'4", and has high standards. Ugh.
I switch positions, manipulate the group so that Brad is talking to Taylor, and talk to Ali and Kate. Ali and I talk about her new boy toy. Then I talk to Kate about her boy toy. They ask me about my love life. I show them pics of Amanda and I, and give Kate a very brief synopsis of our break up and get back together adventure.
Taylor and Brad seem to be doing alright, there's a little bit of chemistry. I tell the other two to give it a couple minutes.
We then peace out, Brad doesn't come with. They apparently exchanged numbers, great. Along the way Ali mentions she wants to walk like me, like a model lol.
The girls are pretty shitfaced by now, and entering annoying mode. Ali steals my jacket and wears it cuz she's cold. I tell them I'm gonna hit it at a crosswalk. Taylor grabs my arm and pleads me to stay. Lol
I tell them I have to go, I'm meeting a friend in the morning. It's the truth, as I'm meeting Cassandra at 9 at the farmer's market for a run.
They peace out, and I drive home to write you guys this report.
Analysis, none. Lol I love it. If I was single, I'm not sure I would've hooked up with Taylor. Probably would've, it looked easy. Caitlin is probably ripe for the picking, too. That girl was way cuter before she massacred her hair and went all emo hippie.
Social circle game is insane, guys. I'm going to organize more shit. I put in a tiny bit of effort and get this much out of it? Crazy.
My social influence in this town is bonkers. I can literally never walk through old town without running into someone.
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