So we are in her room and she's laying on the bed and I'm sitting on the floor prop up on the bed with my face really close. I was trying to think what do do cause we're just having a casual conversation. I decided i was going to kiss her but her dog made it weird. He was giving me a dirty look like "i know what you're trying". And my dick was pretty hard just think about her naked and the dog kept trying to sniff it or something.

Eventually she said it's getting late so I left feeling like an idiot. I feel like I should've immediately tried to kiss her when we go in the room and do it.

So idk if I'll have that chance again but any tips on how to lay her of I do get the chance again. What can I say to turn the conversation more sexual. I tried to comment on the dog licking his balls subtlety but it went over her head

Blame the dog. Of course

Just kiss her bro and get frisky, kiss her neck or something. You blew it.

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Lmfao. What the fuck.

Just make your move. start to kiss and escalate then go for the pussy above her clothes, then see if you can take it any further. When you're both horny enough say "I think we should get him out of here" and get the dog out of the room. Then proceed with where you left off.

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Thank you for an actual since what mature answer

The dog made it weird? lol, that cockblocking fucker.


No but seriously, you hesitated. Look, if a woman isn't even remotely interested in you, you won't be in her bed, alone. If you are, all you gotta do is make the actual move. You think kissing her and having her throw you out would've been more awkward/cringe-worthy than what actually happened? not to even mention the chances of that happening are almost null.

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I personally would make a sexual joke about it. I would say that you are turning me on and I want to feel your lips on my lips, but the dog seems jealous.

Yeah I was thinking of something like that but I would've been so corny

I used to be in your position. Thankfully, that was years ago. The answer is

ESCALATE GRADUALLY.

You're on her bed? Great! MOVE HER. Put her body against yours. Lean against her. Get closer.

Personally, I like to fuck around a bit. I'll blow raspberrys on her tummy. Tell her I'm hungry and bite her legs. Get her laughing.

AND THEN move in for the kill.

Get your face close to her face and neck. Hold her around her waist, tightly. Get your face next to hers. LOOK her in the eye. If she's ok with it, keep your lips close to her neck/cheek. Brush it gently

If she gets up, moves, etc, then you pull the fuck back.

IF not, then you go for the makeout.