this is the greatest pick up line ever! but it only works on 10s.
warning: dont come crying to me when all the 10s want your d*** because of this line.
when you see a 10, say "excuse me, I know you are a lesbian, but you look very nice"
she says "I am not a lesbian"
then continue from there.
How I came up with this: today this girl and a female friend were on the street. She had a baseball hat on her head, but backwards. I honestly believed she was a lesbian. I told her the first line above, she said "I am not a lesbian" I said "then why are you dressed like a man?" she said "I just have my hat backwards" then she took it off and put it on the right way. I said "now you look straight"
they waited for me to continue but I didn't say anything and they left. her friend was laughing her ass off but not in "what a clown" way, but more in a "I cant believe he just said that, this guy has huge balls" way.
when they walked away, her friend turned her head to look at me. I swear I could have gone all the way with at least one of them, probably the friend that looked back. I am so stupid.
if I only believed
if I only believed
