So I have been half flirting with this older lady at my college. She seems experienced at flirting and conversing. And I was pretty good too. Though I admit that I need to do more kino. And so today at the end of the class she told me to look behind myself at this lady with a scarf. So I did and I didn't notice that she took my cell phone. She eventually gave it back to me. And I said something like. "Your sneaky. I am going to have to get a safe for this thing now."

Anyway I was thinking I could have said or did something better like calling her a name of some sort. Like "you little con artist you?" Any ideas?

Regardless of what you guys recommend for dealing with this type of thing, I am going to get revenge, and beat her at thumb wrestling. Any other ideas of revenge would be great.

Thoughts? Thanks.

The point is to always be challenging.

What you say has to be congruent with who you are, otherwise it'll come off as try hard. But the words themselves don't carry too much weight. What you say doesn't matter much. How you say it does.

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You know I was laying in bed and I thought probably the best yet riskiest things I could have done was told her she's been a bad girl and now I have to spank her. And get her to bend over just a little while I swat her 1-3 times.

Anyway I think she put me through what you call a shit test if I'm correct.

I get the feeling that I didn't do very well on that shit test, but I think I can still redeem myself.

That would have been extremely awkward. Extremely.
No. She did not. She was simply being playful. That's what people do when they flirt.

Be normal.

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I felt like she was the one creating an extremely awkward moment by acting up. It was like she was saying look how gullible you are. What are you going to do about that? Maybe I am wrong. Either way I am going to kick her ass at thumb wresting for revenge.
Well then what would you call a shit test? What would be the point where she would be out of line and you have to put her in her place, excluding spanking her?

Like I said, it's called flirting. She was playfully challenging you.
Whenever she's testing your authenticity.
Whenever you feel so?
This isn't an exact science dude. The point at which I consider a woman to be out of line can be significantly different from yours. We're not the same.
The only thing you have to take into consideration is whether you're going full american (aka being offended over nothing) or she actually is out of line.

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Yet another ironic case of..'Game tactics' messing up one's head, thus sabotaging the dynamic.

A lot of people would get laid more around here if they would stop over thinking and just be frigging normal.

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I just talked to my brother about it and he put it nicely. Being direct can often come across as creepy which is what that is. You want to aim for indirect.

OOOOKay....

How does this off topic post solve your 1st post though?

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Well do you have anything to add then?

Being direct requires some tact. That's why it comes across as creepy when some dudes do it.

In my opinion it's exponentially better to be direct and develop that tact rather than playing stealth tactics. If you're not clear in your intentions don't be surprised if you end up friendzoning yourself and wasting valuable time in the process.

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I know exactly what to call her, kleptomaniac. Oh it's on I will be teasing her about this all the time now.

That's good.

I get the feel that you're a little bit over-enthusiastic about this. Enthusiasm is good don't get me wrong, just don't overdo it.

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