Hey guys,

I need some help in gaming more over text. I can get a ton of girls number but a lot of the times I just blow it over text message. My friends who are woman tell me I am good looking and I rarely get straight up turned down. I am very confident and don't have a problem giving woman shit but my text game is lacking. I don't really believe that there is a need to bring woman down and I understand playful flirting and what not. This should be a community to help improve men's lives, not lie and be deceitful to hurt woman. Anyways, back to the point.

I've gotten tinder and I want to work on flirting and chatting up girls on here so when i get a girl I actually like I can seduce over text, or at least set up that flirty vibe. Here's the whole convo I've had with one chick recently.. not my best work and I'm still talking with her but let me know where I can improve.

(in one of the pics she is holding a huge dick shaped corn dog)
Me: How many inappropriate jokes have been made about your last picture?
Tinder: Haha I actually included it because I wanted to see what people would say
M: Haha best one so far
T: No one has said anything that I'd consider impressive
M: Well when you're measuring up to that thing it would be hard to be impressive
T: Bravo
M: That's what she said.. Michael scott joke.. anyways how was your weekend?
T: Haha it was good, I was on a sorority retreat
M: was the corn dog part of that?
T: no unfortunately, I found that corn dog in budapest
M: wow must have been hungary
T: not original enough
M: im providing all the material here... when do i get to see some originality?
T: you're the one with all the jokes! I never claimed to be funny
M: so what do you offer
T: Well.. I clean sometimes..?
M: Do you cook sometimes..?
T: ehh.. badly
M: How quickly can you order a pizza?
T: im actually excellent at that
M: do you run...?
M: to the liquor store?
T: I do live close to the liquor store
M: alright how bout tomorrow you run to the liquor store get something and order us a pizza and I'll bring as many dad jokes as your heart desires
T: my heart desires a lot
M: Such as
T: haha i meant a lot of dad jokes
M: haha gotcha.. ill make sure to brying my A game
M: so Tinder, tomorrow at 8 i'll meet you at the corner of questionabel decisions and ad jokes aka the liquor store by your house
T: liquor store.. perfect date spot
M: wait you go to school (school)
T: i do
M:alright cool you wanna meet up before like 5:30
i love oppposite that way and work in the middle
T: i cant make questionable decision with you tomorrow haha i have class
M: haha i thought we were having the classiest date tomorrow too.. till another day (liquor store)
T: im about to fall asleep on my couch but i cannot move myself to my bed.. its like ten steps and i cannot do it..
M: lol laziness at its finest, be is much better for conversation.. goodnight!
T: i made it.. to my bed.. against all odds
M: how'd you get the courage? Where do you find the inspiration?
T: i think the inspiration was not wanting to sleep with lipstick and shoes on
M: let's call is the walk of fame.. Anyways what are you up to day?
T: i have class right then later tonight..

Fuck this is long to type out..

M: What classes?
T: (bullshit about criminal justice)
M: They are trusting you with handcuffs?
T: haha no one is giving me handcuffs..
M lol so wont be seeing you in a cop uniform..
T: i am not going to be a cop haha is this disappointing for you?
M: lol naw just figured with criminal justice background
T: im going to law schoo. no cop uniform but maybe sexy pantsuit.
M: awesome i could dig a sexy lawyer
T: that's that best i can do for you
M: anyways what you looking for on here:
T: can i pass on that ? haha

she asks me

basically say going with the flow, and how she can't cook

there's more where it got more sexual and might go by her place with a bottle of wine but what do you think so far? Could be way better but i wanted some thoughts? Thanks in advance guys

Not bad.

All the 'hahas' hurt my eyes though.

Read my guide if you want to pick up some pointers on texting. Overall it was good, except you went for the meetup a bit too soon.

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If there's anything I've realized about tinder it's not to ask "so what are you looking for." It guarantees a losing answer most of the time. I've also realized that once you get her interest just get to the point and try to meet up. Your texting game is pretty good but the point of text game is just to get her to meet up. I think you did enough to bring up the question "so have you ever met up with someone from tinder? Any horror stories"... Bullshit Banter blah blah blah etc. then suggest meeting up. It's tinder and if she's attractive at all she'll be talking to other guys. Just be the one who says enough and gets to the points, and not the one who says too much and bores her or fucks it up.

Good luck

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Everyone has their own style and what works for them. But my personal rule of thumb is

- Make statements and assumptions versus questions. As if she doesn't answer doesn't look like it lowered my value. As what I wrote is not dependant on my response. Plus it gives material to talk about versus then just saying "Hey whats up" or interviewing her which is taking value
- Don't overanalyze. Chances are when I think of something funny of the cuff it will come out on text. Just like it does in conversation when in a split second I say something witty. If I waited half a second in real life it loses its witty energy. This is something I just "feel" I know in that moment when I write it, it will be hilarous and not to second guess it. Generally the more I can one with these "in the moment" instincts the less texting "tips" are needed.
- Minimize my texting. For me texting is just a means to get a date. I can't get physical with a girl on texting. So just doing enough to build comfort. Typically it's it's online / tinder 4-10 messages with the objective to get the number. Then I will call her to build more comfort and then setup a date. If it's after meeting from cold approach, I will text a few times just to make sure she is still a warm lead the day after. Making sure her buying temperature is still high and I'm not assuming she is in the same state. So usually a couple back and forth messages and then to setup a date.
- I generally don't get sexual on text messages. Unless we have been physical to a certain degree already. Ie been in bed together but didn't go all the way. And texting just helps her to get back into the frame and think about going the full go.

But it's all about developing your own style and what works for you end of the day.