I was at the bar. I'm leaning against the bar and the girl is facing me leaning towards me. She rubs her face near mine constantly, and we've made out some at the bar. However, she keeps calling me a dumbass and other names. I've had this happen before where it seems the girl is really into me (I mean we are kissing) and all of sudden she starts calling me names. In this case I just ignored it and kept smiling and looking cute. But part of me wonders, what the fuck is going on? Why do women all of a sudden start calling guys names? Is it because they like them? Is it a shit test? Is it to see if I demand respect? Regardless of the why the girl is doing it, do I need to say something to pass some test to get to the f-close? Actually, I really want to say something for my own respect but I'm just wondering if that's just silly girls being silly girls. Can someone explain what's happening?

It's no shit test.

Sometimes I think new guys just like to use the words "shit test". Very infrequently is it actually a shit test.

She's flirting - flirt back. Call her a shit-stain.