Hey bro, not too much luck on pof this past week, but here is some results:
Me: You seem a little less ordinary than the other gals on here. Not sure though.

If you want to chat, let me know.
Her: Haha and why is that?
Me: You are not afraid to put a huge tan line up as one of your pictures

Her: Well what can I say, I do like the sun!
Me: Haha I would dress you up in a toga and take you to Greece where you could run my gyro shop.
Her: Perfect!
Me: It would be. My tan would do well on the beach and you'd even get the chance to watch me play volley ball when the stand isn't busy
Her: Wow lucky me
My hope here was she would be a fun type and play along. No go, so I tried a new approach (getting cheesy and romantic):
Me: If you're the type of girl I'd throw pebbles at the window for then I could move a constellation for you

Her: And what type is that?
She wants to see what type of girl I am into, perfect to elicit my values for a woman.
Me: Ideally she would have it together and be going after her goals and dreams. Being highly imaginative and open to new things are also highly desirable...
Conversation goes on for a while, I ellicit her values asking her what she is looking for and then I get the best chance at a close I think I could have with this one.
Me: Lol I don't know that this would work out
Her: Haha why is that
Me: You seem delightful, I am just not sure that you would really be up for experiencing all that could be possible between a man and a woman.
Eventually...
Me: On and on it goes, but the truly passionate relationships are the ones that break the typically mold.
Her: I couldn't agree more
Me: You seem interesting, like you might actually think about real things, I would like to get together for stimulating conversation. Of course that is all that I could promise

Her: Haha sounds good
Me: Coffee Wednesday night?
Her: I have dinner plans that night
Me: Oh ok.
Her: Plans Sunday?
Me: No actually...I could do Sunday.
Her: Sunday it is!
I feel a weak close, we will see if it comes through.