I've just graduated from LSU and I've never gone out and told people all the ridiculous stories I have in fear of judgement. I swear by life of these, none are exaggerated. Now karma catches up, I've had my few hits in life. Here they are: (FYI you shouldn't be learning pickup from strangers on a website. Go out engage, be funny and confident is what I've learned but to each their own.)

*was handed $400 by stranger at bar, spent $150 on 2 g's of coke, went to the casino with the other $250. Turned that into $2000 while railing lines in the bathroom, came home gave 4 friends $100 each and we finished it while I had a 10 AM test in thermodynamics which I made a B in. graduated in Petroleum Engineering with a 3.2

*hooked up with 60 girls in college (13 had sex with) only one I regret

*gotten pulled over drunk 4 times, 3 times they couldn't tell. 1 time I talked my way out

*got in 3 fights in 24 hours (2 of which I won, the other I ended up in the ICU for 5 days with brain hemmorage)

*hooked up w/ 30 yr old at her big plantation house when I was 20 after bar

*got oral sex from a 6.5/10 within 5 minutes of meeting her at the Cowboys stadium in a suite bathroom when LSU played TCU

*brought home the hottest girl at LSU whose only hooked up with 2 guys in her life. I regret not continuing that

*brought home 2 Bama girls on 4th of July back to friend's parents house. An awkward morning

*went home with 2 girls in a month span where I got kicked out of their bed after sex having to make a 2 mile walk home each time

*sliced my foot open which required 13 stitches at Florabama bar and had to swim across the intracoastal to get back to condo