Me and my girlfriend broke up 1 month ago, after two weeks i tried to get her back but i screwd up and we ended having a huge fight. So, now i told her that i had already forgot her and it would be cool if we could be friends and she said ok. But i still want her.. anyway, we had this conversation:
Me: so, how have you been?
Her: ive been fine. And you?
Me: well, im already on holidays. I already went to the swimming pool

(we have this joke. I dont even know how to swim)
Her: i know ahah
Me: how? (I saw her bestfriend there)
Her: it doesnt matter ahah
Me: tell me or i will spank you
Her: I would spank you first haha
Me: arent you forgetting anything?
(Now she starts acting weird)
Her: ?
Me: that im super strong
Her:?
Me;?
Her:??
Me: whats wrong?
Her: i dont know
Me: so why did you block me on instagram? XD
Her: I dont know
Me: are you on drugs?
(She didnt ansewered)
So, guys, wtf was this?