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Krakow Trip with LVB, James, Seluj and Rob 7th - 10th of November
We all arrive in the wonderful city of Krakow-Poland, we previously Tinder spammed the country before we were all due to arrive, I have a few problems so I do my best and do manual tinder way whenever I came across wifi. We arrive quite late to Krakow, we are all super hungry and managed to score some pizza. We are all in a rebellious mood so people are doing approaches here and there, it was raining it was cold and it was miserable. We got some really bad reactions and our/my optimism for easy pumps were decreasing. We head back with some drinks to get dressed sexy and we decide to head out. There is 2 keys between 5 PUA’s. (This will be relevant later on)
Polish 2 set
Rob decides to stay in bed since he is tired and doesn’t think we will pull tonight since it is too late. Then, 2 mins walk away from our apartment, I open a 2 set that seemed like thy were on their way home from the clubs and they looked kinda DTF, my opener was to ask them where is good to go and hopefully my accent would do the heavy lifting and transitioning for me. The girls are super friendly and i can see that one is attracted to me, I escalate and I get the make out with the big boob’d one, Then I look over my shoulder and i could see her friend’s tongue being shoved down Seluj’s throat. I love this guy. The other guys leave me and Seluj to it and they head out to find some new girls. They love English guys as it happens so my optimism is now increased, we also only live 2 mins from where we just met them. I take my girl’s hand and lead to the apartment, Seluj follows suit.
We both turn up the escalation and we are both fingering the girls and I am sucking on the big boobs in the street, I notice Seluj pick up his girl and slam her onto some random’s parked car and started to finger her lol. I notice that my girl had blood all over her face. I have problems with my teeth where they will randomly bleed. I kissed her mouth, both sides of her neck, and her boobs. She looked like a vampire. I guess this adds to my new user name. I try to keep her away from her friend from seeing all the blood, I knew this could cock block the situation. I try to get my girl through the lobby doors but she is giving the ASD. I try another 6/7 times then her friend sees her covered in blood and the set kind of implodes, we both exchange the phone numbers and then we go out to find the other guys. We couldn’t get into the clubs and we were soaked from rain, so nothing else eventful happened that night so we went to get a good night sleep for the next day’s day game session.
Day Game
Wow, what a day. Rob opens a 2 set and I wing him, I over hear one of them says he is her perfect type and loves his accent. i charm up the other girl and it was going great. They had a time constraint so we had to let them go and we got their numbers. After this, we were all on fire, we all got at least 15 numbers each. Several insta dates (except me). Such a great day, the quality is super ridiculous in Krakow, most girls are gorgeous and you can literally go from one set to the next, unlike Manchester where it is like one girl per 20mins, throw in a couple wings doing the same thing = a lot less closes. We all kept losing each other since we were all on it. I bump into the DTF girls from the previous night and have the most awkward conversation ever so I eject, They literally looked at me like I was a vampire and not the sparkle fag the of vampire
So I was pleased that I did a lot of solo when it came to being alone. I decided to push my comfort zones and approached 3 gorgeous girls and left with the hottest phone number. James got it on camera. Flaked, but chuffed with myself. On the way home, we are all exchanging stories from the day’s antics. I decided to push myself some more and I didn’t leave a set without trying for a make out, mostly pecs and rejections but they all left smiling including myself. On the way home a very hot girl brunette walks through the group and me and Seluj are on the fence with approaching her or not. I decide to go for it and I am glad I did. I got direct and it goes super well, She is into me. I suggest a drink and suggests that I take her phone number. I escalated by holding her hands and telling we should do something crazy and leaning in slowly to kiss, then boom, my 1st day game cold approach make out. I just made out with a very attractive girl, sober in the day time! - it is so much gratifying than a club make out. Out of all the day time numbers, this number is the most I look forward to chasing up. Again, this was AFTER day game when I gave up and was on the way home, this keeps happening to me and it happened to Frenchie last week as it happens. I think I am going to force myself to approach girls going about my day, it seems to make things so much smoother from my experience. I got replies off the 15 numbers that i got but nothing solid which kinda proves my point. i’m just envious when LVB cleans up with day game spam method so maybe I’m also missing out. I text the make out chick and she says ‘ nice to meet you too, see you tomorrow!’ (looking solid)
German Tinder girl
We took a little break and blitzed the Mcdonald’s free WIFI and I was chasing my tinder match leads. I am talking to about 10 different girls at the same time and filter down by pushing the meet. My opener was ‘I love your city! Be my tour guide?’ which seems to effective. I got talking to a German girl that lives in Krakow alone. Blonde ,pretty and very bang-able, she mentions that she is alone in Poland so i know I could invite her to anywhere and she will probably be up for it. I invited her to a Polish restaurant and she turns up as they serve us food. We leave an empty seat next to me so that she will sit next to me and I can ‘game’ accordingly. I greet her and intro myself and then inter her to the guys, it was kinda awkward because the chat from the guys were diminished since we were deprived from talking about the day’s day game session. Also, some of the guys were tindering in front of her so she had a sense of what were all doing in Krakow. She orders dessert and she says she will join us for the night’s antics. My plan is to not take her to the club and kinda get her to stay in the apartment, We get to the apartment and the the guys play good wingmen and leave us to get to know each other. I do my thing and we have a decent vibe. I take her to the balcony and then both get snuggly under a blanket with a vodka and coke in hand. Time to turn up the heat and I play the question game. The usual responses but I don’t take it sexual this time. One of her questions was:
Her- ‘ What do you expect from this Tinder experience, are looking to hook up?’
Me- ‘ In the UK, it tends to be for hook ups if i’m honest’
The reason I said this is that i kind of wanted to filter and set a sexual frame. Giving up Saturday’s night game for a night of friendly chat is not what I wanted. She then kept mentioning that she would not be kissing or anything else that night. Of course, I take this chat with a pinch of salt and I need to escalate and decide for myself whether or not this is a lonely friendship Tinder or good old traditional hook up Tinder. I escalate and go for the kiss. She rejects me.I try another 6 or 7 times before I gave up. i didn’t want to be rude and then just say ‘oh okay, time for you to go then’ so I suggested to watch some youtube to kill a little time and perhaps make her bored. i don’t feel bad for doing this. She is using Tinder that is a dating APP as a way to meet friends. This is equally as disrespectful as a girl using 10 year old pics when she used to be thin. We watch one fail blog video and she suggests I should go out with my friends and to meet some girls and I agree. I be a gentleman and walk out of the apartment, I then escalate in the elevator and then suddenly get the make out (WTF?), so now I’m confused and I’m left with a balls on the table moment. As I am kissing her neck, I suggest for her to stay with me, she gets a little defensive ’NOOOO! I can not’ and continues to walk out of the building, I suggest if she needs walking home back to her apartment and I get the same answer. Well, at least I did all I could and now I could night game and test the Krakow night game environment.
Night game and Polish Tinder girl
We head out and we are doing marriage proposals along the way, James and Rob bounce, and take home a few girls instantly. (Will leave that report for James), Me and Seluj do the same and LVB is doing his day game stuff on the solo honey’s. Me and Seluj managed to bounce 4 different pairs of girls. They loved us but they all seemed to have boyfriends. We decided they were weak leads and would be a waste of time anyway. LVB joins us and then we head to Coco, a Krakow’s version of Tiger Tiger. Along the way we are doing more marriage openers on 3 sets, then each swapping priest and groom and working our way along, the girls loved it and it seemed to gather an audience. We social proofed a whole street it seems. Seemed like we were wasting time but good state boosting and we head to Coco, Along the way, Tinder Polish girl who is very bang-able is texting me and seems keen to meet, I keep putting it off though and tell LVB that I will entertain her for a date and then get back to the club asap.
I tell her I can’t find her meeting point and to come to the club instead, I really inconvenienced her and she kept solving the barriers I created. I think this was a massive investment and so i decided to spend a little focus on it. I was expecting a tour guide Tinder date and not a DTF date that I’m only willing to give my time for. As soon as I step in the club I get a text saying ‘I will meet you outside the club in 5mins!’ so I go to the dance floor and find the hottest girl I can get my hands on. I dance with her for a few mins and she is all smiles, she is defo stunning but avoiding my escalation. I leave LVB and Seluj to it and go meet Tinder girl. I go outside and I am greeted with a warm hug from the Tinder girl. There is a mutual attraction and we link arms and hint that she should be my tour guide. She then leads and takes me to some secret gems of Krakow. I end up in this crazy house bar type of place and I buy us both some drinks. We just talk and get to know one another. She says she will be meeting some friends and then I guess that will be my cue to ditch and get back to night game. Her friend comes who is stunning, she has a cool dude with her who buys me a whiskey. I spill my drink everywhere and embarrass myself but they are cool. I am dressed with a blazer, white shirt, and red cravat - I was getting a bit of attention and compliments, especially from Tinder girl, she loved my style and would like to think it did most of the attraction for me. I looked like a posh Englishman, so why wouldn’t it work in Poland?
She then suggests that I should meet my friends and she invites her friends along with us. I get to the club and I find the whole lads doing their thing on the dance floor, i intro my new friends to the guys. I don’t intro Seluj though, not because i was rude, but because he was busy pinning a hot girl to the wall trying to finger her haha. So they probably thought we were the sleaziest mofos on the planet lol. I dance with my girl and turn up the escalation. She says she doesn’t kiss on the dance floor and i can see that she wants to kiss but I decide to obey her rule. i keep close face proximity though and kept the tension. We get a bit tired and I want to know where my boys are. I leave the dance floor and they have infiltrated a VIP reserved table. To Tinder girl, it defo looked like a DHV. We sat down and just had a bit of a laugh. James is passing me energy drinks like he is Dan Bilzerian till the staff realise that we are intruders. She tells me that we have to leave. I then tell Tinder girl that table has expired so it doesn’t look too bad haha.
We dance some more and I am pretty killing the time at this point. I take her outside for fresh smokey air. I escalate and get the make out easy peasy. Clubs over there stay open till daytime. So you just have to get a sense of when to pull and not rely on running the clock down. Her friends say they are leaving and we all hug goodbye. They leave me and Tinder girl to it. My spider sense tingles that I have a good chance of getting sexy time with her. We get bored and we leave the club together, I tell her i shall walk her home. She says she needs to get a taxi and I just kinda tag along. She doesn’t even mention why i am escorting her. We find a taxi and I get in too. She has no problem with this. Massive IOI. We kiss all the way to her home.
We get to the apartment and get in bed together, she gives a little resistance but pretty easy to blast through it. I finger blast her and get her going crazy and then she says the magic request ‘Do you have a condom?’ -. Sex wasn’t amazing but still had fun. No BJ.s and 2 positions and we finished with her on top. I tried again in the morning but she seemed keen to get rid of me because her room mate was away for a few days and was due back at that moment. I get a taxi all the way back, do the walk of shame and go to bed.
Day game & 2 set insta bounce with LVB , Insta date Almost SDL
Next day, we get some breakfast, Seluj get’s matched with last night’s Tinder girl lol and so we do a ‘moment' together and then send it to her. She texts me and laughs. Looks like she is on a tinder spree with foreigners. I have a date with daytime make out girl at 20:00. So, time for some day game. I don’t get stuck in like the previous day. A little lazy since I have a hot date at 8pm. i get a couple of numbers but nothing special. everyone else is on dates, or insta dates and i have no idea who has the 2 hotel keys. Half of our phones do not work since we are on English numbers so I decide to wing it. Fast forward to the afternoon, me and LVB open a 2 set, they love us and we insta bounce and walk with them. My girl is Russian is just laughing the whole time and holding my hand, LVB opened the set but his target had a time constraint and was on her back to a different country.
So he just kinda winged me since the Russian girl was local. I got the number and set up the date the next day since that is when I shall be going home. LVB lands himself a sexy blonde and insta dates, FUCK! everybody on dates or lost and I am solo. I see a cute walk right by LVB and his girl who are chatting and i managed to flabbergast her, I suggest to get a drink (it is about 19:00 at this point). I tell her to take me to a cool bar and she happens to find one right near to our hotel lol. Awesome. She was very bang-able but had a huge wart on her chin. Her massive tits were more of a distraction though, I get the drinks in and I know I have to work fast because i have a good feeling about tonights hot date. I try to escalate but she wont kiss me. I try about 14 times but i know she is super into me. We finish our drinks and ask her to walk me home like a good gentlewoman. The whole time I text James who is on a date and holds one of the keys for the hotel. I am hoping someone will be just chilling at the hotel so all I would have to do would be to buzz up and be let inside.
I get to the door and nobody answers as I expected! - this really got under my skin because I was very vocal about stashing the hotel keys instead of sabotaging ourselves with logistical newbie basics mistakes. Next time, we should copy the keys. it is worth the £10 to solve this problem. Anyway, I decide to find James which is now a trek away, en route, I see Seluj on his own heading to the apartment, to my utter delight, he has one of the keys, intro him to her and we kind of awkwardly make small talk and make our way back to the apartment. i could tell something was off now and I think maybe the fact that she is going back to an apartment with 2 guys instead of one just adds pressure, net time I shall hint to Seluj to disappear. She then says she is tired and pisses off home. I am livid. I get to the apartment and the same thing happened with Rob and a girl. I was throwing stuff around with anger. i was so angry at that so close SDL. My watch seemed to of changed itself and I received a text message that the hot date for tonight will be 5 mins late. FUCK! , Good job I didn’t bang her, This girl was wayyyy hotter. I also receive a text from last night’s tinder girl for an invitation to meet her and her friends that night.
Date with day game make out girl
I suggest that we delay it by 30 mins and she is fine with it, I get changed instantly and start to look sexy, I make my way to the date. We met at the usual main square which is like the St peter’s square of Poland. My phone is unable to message her when I’m not around the wifi. So I put James as my middle man communicator and he would text her my instructions. I see a girl and start to hug her. Turns out it was a lookalike and it freaked her the fuck to say the least. eventually, ‘Vik’ shows up and she is looking stunning. Butterflies in my tummy, I tell her to take me for a guided tour and to take me to some hidden gems. She mentions the big river which i never knew existed. We chat and chat effortlessly but suddenly things get awkward when I walk past Tinder girl and I’m holding hands with a hotter chick, she literally text me 30mins before which i kinda blanked because it was a constant battle chasing up other girls…(day game girls that suddenly weren’t flakes, more tinder leads etc) anyway. I get near to the river and hear a familiar voice calling my name. It is Mr LVB with his insta date and her tag along 3rd wheel friend, he looked like a pimp with 2 gorgeous girls surrounding him. We all intro’d each other to each others girls and we kinda had a group English banter between the group. (Me and LVB we were thinking the same thing, about how each girls probably knew we picking up chicks since we were both with Polish girls lol)
I say good bye to my good friend with a mutual ‘good luck nod’ for one another’s success. (Hopefully LVB and everyone else will make a report?!, so many dates between us all!). We head to the river and it is very quiet and very romantic. It is looking great. I stop her and twirl her around and get a good make out again. We then find tour guide ship in harbour, I ask if she is rebellious and we both sneak onto the boat. We have a little kiss and get rumbled by the boat’s owner, we run away like in the romance movies.
We sit on a bench and get to know each other, time for the question, I sensed it wasn’t time to get sexual but we had good questions for each other and even contradicted each other which adds attraction for one another in my opinion. We get cold and decide to get some alcohol down us both. She takes me to one of her fav places and it is perfect date set up. We order red wine with a twist, it is heated up in a boiling pan, something new i guess. We just talked and talked. I taught her how to juggle 3 balls with some window sill ornaments. Going great. We talked about tats and I bet her a neck kiss(her, on me) that I have ‘your name’ tattoo’d on my ass. (I have a tattoo of ‘your name.’ on my ass), she giggles like crazy and she starts to kiss my neck. I do the same back to her and we are both feeling an amazing connection. i then text James: ’This girl is amazing’. We go to smoking section in another room, and we can put our feet up and looks more private. We get talking on a deep level and suddenly we are talking about each other’s insecurities and vulnerable stuff. DEEP DEEP connection, never felt anything like that. I felt like if I said ‘I love her’ I just know she would of said it back.
This kinda effects things and now she presents me with some shit tests:
‘You’re going to Olso next week, how do i know you’re not going to do the same thing there?’
I tell her that I have never opened up to anybody like that, I said that I even text my friends that you’re amazing. She was sceptical to hear that and she tells me to prove it. I show the text convo with me and James and her eye’s suddenly bubble up and she starts to kiss me like crazy. It was like a nuclear bomb of attraction (me and James may turn this into a routine muhahah)
We get bored of a chilled environment and decide to go for a dance, I tell her i can’t dance for shit. We get into a cool club and she leaves instantly because it was empty, I told her ‘ why would a full club be a good thing? we are just dancing between me and you and me and you only’ - she saw my good logic and we go get a drink. At the cloakroom I overhear a group of Scottish girls and ask where they are from. I start to be social with them and they are super friendly with me and are touching me etc. I can feel Vic’s hand squeeze my hand some more just incase she lost me or something, this was an accident. We get to the dance floor.
We danced some more and then I turned my dance game mode on lol, I got her really turned on with the grinding and dominant style dancing. I totally surprised her and were showing her all my bag of tricks including belt limbo which made me the man of the house. The whole dancefloor went berserk.She was loving it. Vik wanted to smoke so we went upstairs to the smoking zone, They found out I was English and a bunch of guys came up to meet me, all shaking my hands and I was the centre of the attention, It was like God was winging me with this girl the whole time and it was so smooth.
We decide to go out for some fresh air and then we bump into Rob, how random. He was doing solo because the rest of the guys either got lost or went to bed. I felt sorry for him so I suggested to tag along on my date. Vik mentioned she always wanted to go to a strip club, so we decided to go there. Rob seemed like all the wind was out of his sails so he joined us. We go underground and it was so dodgy looking. Then as you can imagine, strip poles and sexy girls everywhere. I was only there for Vik really and enjoyed her reaction to everything, Rob was being the centre of attention with his magic tricks and at one point I thought she was attracted to him. She was defo the best looking girl I saw the entire weekend.
Getting late now, Vik says:
Her- ‘what do we do now?’
Me- ‘ I will walk you home, I’m getting tired…’
So she leads and I follow, I was gonna do the whole use her toilet trick and get into her apartment. She kept walking in the same direction as my hotel. GUESS WHAT? lol , she lives NEXT door to our place haha, perfect. (god winging me again) i suggest to hangout at her place to watch youtube vids, so I rushed up to my place, Woke LVB up, grabbed my mac book and we went to hers. She was very hesitant but I still managed to sound genuine. We didn’t watch any youtube and I just kinda lay on her bed and pulled her in to make out. I escalated but she seemed quite firm in not putting out. This is where things get really deep. She starts to burst into tears. She tells me she doesn’t want me to leave Poland. This gets me upset and my boner dissolves into my crotch.
We just hug for an hour and then she sends me on my way home because it is getting too emotional for her. We arrange to go shooting the next day before I have to catch my plane. i go back to my apartment, into LVB’s room, then i say ‘well, i didn’t get laid lol’ and had a good chat with LVB for while. The next day i wanted to go shooting but was unsuccessful at it, she didn’t seem to wake up and she replied when I had only 2 hours left of being in Poland. I rush over to her place and spend my last few hours with this amazing sweet girl.
We hug it out and I escalate, quick time. She knows i will be leaving soon and she kinda lets me escalate. She gives me massive LMR, but i kept trying and trying without being pushy. I eventually get her turned on that she starts to play with me. I get her knickers off, on with the condom and had a little sex (more than 3 pumps). Suddenly we both started to break down it tears. (will keep the context private) I really hate good-bye’s. I didn’t care if i got laid or not with her, which is strange coming from me. I have to go and pack my bags to go to the airport, she joins me and meets the rest of the guys. I am rushing like crazy so she tells me she will leave us all to it, i go to the door and give her one final hug goodbye, i seem to be more emotional than she is this time. its unreal. I’m defo gonna go to visit her again soon. Doesn’t cost that much and i shall be staying at her place so will be cheap as fuck.
We all leave the place and i am fighting to hold back my tears in the elevator but kinda lose my cool. They ask if i got laid and the 1st time in my life i didn’t want to answer the question. The guys pat me on he back and realise how much I like her. I am bubbling up as I am tying this right now.
Anyway, Krakow is an amazing place. The girls are beautiful and are happy to chat to you, they even reply to you even if they flake you. Lovely people. Awesome bunch of friends I have, had such a blast. Olso this weekend. Bring it on.
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