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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 10:54 pm 
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I know some people have no clue about online game and I am by far no expert, but I also choose not to use any "online methods" because in my honest opinion they are really weird. I'd rather just go natural and what I say when I need to is what I'll say.

This girl, holy shit, amazing body, pretty face, a 9 easily. This is on facebook so you can read from the top.

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xxIcexx: Hey, I saw you in a facebook group, your picture was there.

HB9:i just saw your message now, i never go on facebook i dont even know how to use this shit lol but anyways whatsup kid
----I sent the first message back in january, she sent a message back like yesterday, so I knew from that moment that I was in or she would have left an old message alone.

xxIcexx: Haha my cousin is exactly like that. What do you use, myspace?

But anyway I am snowed in, plows don't go through my street. What city are you in?

HB9: lol yea i use myspace, im a ********* girl kid, born and raised lol where u from

xxIcexx: Ohhhhh a ******** girl...lol

Well, what really caught my eye was that you like that yankees and patriots. I really didn't think a girl like you would be into sports.

I am originally from New York City, but we moved into Norwalk when I was young so I have basically lived here forever.

HB9: oh thats cool...
yea im into sports, mostly baseball & football... the superball was a big disipointment for me lol im slowly getting over it hahah

xxIcexx: Ha, well I guess it is a good thing for me that I like both teams so either way I was satisfied.

So you are from ******* and you like sports. I like any girl who enjoys sports just as much as I do because I've played all of my life. What else do you got going for yourself?

HB9: LOL what else do i got going for myself? what a way to put it hahah ummm... let's see, im the type of chick that likes sitting around with the boys watching the game while drinking beer & smoking weed haha but at the same time i lovelovelove getting dolled up & going out with my girls (the very few "girlfriends" i do have) i dont like hanging out with stupid whores.
I like alllll different kinds of music from rock to rap to techno to r&b... depending on what mood im in.... umm i dont know... i dont like talking about myself lol bottom line is, im a pretty cool chick, yadig? haha now tell me about yourself kid

xxIcexx: Kid??? You calling me kid??? haha

Well I would probably be right there with you drinking some beers but I had to retire smoking for a while. I am getting a job at an investment firm in westport, so I have to be a good boy for the time being.

I like to chill out during the week and on the weekends its either party, club, or driving around with some friends killing time. Its all fun and games either way because I am probably god at beer pong. As far as music goes, I used to listen to alot of rap like 4 years ago but I stopped and started listening to house and club music because it has a much better vibe and I fit in more with the crowd.

But I find it hard to believe, I have never met a girl who didn't like talking about themselves. We are going to have to work on that.

Im sure you have aim so my s/n is dagreygoose87

HB9: lol i call everyyybodyy kid, but its true.. i hate talking about myself lol well im extremely sick today =( so im gonna go lay down, but my screen name is *********... i got that sidekick son so im signed onto that shit 24/7 hahah hit me up when you have some time & cheer me up cause right now i feel like im dying

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Bam, Im'd around 5 which was like 3 hours later, had like a 3 hour convo on AIM, got the digits, already made plans. When i meet up with her, KINO KINO KINO and I should be in the clear

Today I was signed in on AIM and i made sure not to IM her and kind of used it as a test to see if she woul initiate conversation and sure enough she did after like 2 minutes of her signing in.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:15 pm 
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But I find it hard to believe, I have never met a girl who didn't like talking about themselves. We are going to have to work on that.

I love that line


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:20 pm 
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Mr. P-i-m-p. Yeah I know what you mean about all of these online methods. I try not to stick to canned shitt. Just learning about how you can better yourself and become more confident is the best help anyone could get. Next is learning a way of doing things. Like C&F, that's how I am, but don't memorize lines and shit. Learn about the general idea of the method by reading other people's experiences and like analyzing it.

So yeah it seems like you've got this girl. Just make sure when you f-close her you say "DWhite was the first person to congratulate me on this!" Yeah everyone wants some sort of credit hehehe.

Oh yeah by the way I pretty much live by the saying in your sig. "I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking." Not a bad way to live by nah mean?


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:42 pm 
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Mr. P-i-m-p. Yeah I know what you mean about all of these online methods. I try not to stick to canned shitt. Just learning about how you can better yourself and become more confident is the best help anyone could get. Next is learning a way of doing things. Like C&F, that's how I am, but don't memorize lines and shit. Learn about the general idea of the method by reading other people's experiences and like analyzing it.

So yeah it seems like you've got this girl. Just make sure when you f-close her you say "DWhite was the first person to congratulate me on this!" Yeah everyone wants some sort of credit hehehe.

Oh yeah by the way I pretty much live by the saying in your sig. "I'd rather go out swinging than strike out looking." Not a bad way to live by nah mean?
Hahaha, that would be priceless and nothing short of it.

And yeah, I tried that those online methods, they do work, but I felt mad fake sending the messages because thats not me at all.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:55 pm 
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Yeah. I am naturally C&F. Probably one of the most sarcastic people in the damn world. It's both a blessing and a burden. Blessing to those girls who actually know that you are joking around. Burden to those, I guess you could say umm...dumb as fuck, girls. Girls who even though you could use the best body language and facial expression to show that you are excited, take everything you say serious.

I say find a method that best suits you, and boom, just learn about it.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little jealous. I might have to do some myspace sarging and find some little freshman that goes to my town's highschool. It's great going to private school. You have the girls that go there, but you still have the girls, who you may not even know about, that go to the local public school.

How old are you? Maybe we could have a little myspace f-close competition. Your eight hundred and something posts aren't that intimidating, biiiiiiitcccccccchhhh. haha


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:03 am 
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See, this should be a lesson on how being your cocky/funny self will get you places.

Im right there with you. I used the canned shit and of the 10+ chicks i used it on, i only got a few bites. There is one HB9 cheerleading coach from myspace that I may actually ahve a chance with...... we will see though.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:09 am 
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Cheerleading coach nicee. Maybe you could introduce me to some of the cheerleaders hehehe.

I think the method you use should already relate to who you are. You can't use C&F if you aren't already somewhat like that. If you are, but you're shy, well welcome to the world of boosting your self-esteem aka this place right hurrr.

By the way Keeley Hazell, son of a bitch. I've been trying to have a non-wacking it month long streak god damn it! Nice avatar.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 12:13 am 
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I just turned 20 like 3 months ago. I also just fixed up my myspace page and wow what a difference throwing in a little bit of asshole can do.

In my about me section i made a list of like 6 things and instead of putting girls or chicks, I put bitches haha.

Then in interests I put "Sick cars and hot bitches"

:lol: Usually my FR box is filled with porn stars but the last two days there have been actual girls that exist.

Whats funny is that in our AIM convo, she called me out on being a sarcastic but charming guy. Which I replied by telling her it is in my families lineage. Its a curse that I was born with.

Wow that worked wonders. I wish I had the AIM convo logged but I was using the old AIM.

Here is my myspace so you can see what I am saying about "about me" and "interests"

www.myspace.com/19nickh87

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Haha yeahh we can still compete, but I'm only.................16.

Haha yeah asshole works. I just noticed that damn sarcastic yet charming is me too. Sarcastic is the way to go. Fuck yeah it is. Being a cocky bitch helps too.

Shit I'm gonna update my page real quick. Fuck I need a new picture too. Ahh whatever that will be done tomarrow. You've got a pretty fresh layout going there. Flash layout is the way to go too, and nicee songg. I'll add yo when I'm done updating this shit.

God damn I gotta start doing my myspacee sargess soon shitttttttttttt.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:07 am 
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Yeah man definately do that. Its funny actually because I just finished browsing through 10 pages and because my standards have sky rocketed in the past year, I think I only clicked on like 6 girls based on there profile pictures. Everyone else are a bunch of uggo's.

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Haha standards are wayyyyy high noww fuckkk yess. HB7 are easy shitt these days. Haha it makes highschool fun. There's not man 9s or 10s so you always have to compete for girls.

like any of the idiot guys in my school know anything about pua....they're done. Hahah its pretty funny.

Right now I'm going after this 9 9.5. She's in my spanish class. There's this other kid that's also trying to get with her. Its pretty damn funny watching what he does. Complements don't always work. He's an example of that. Telling complements like, "i like your hair today," even though its nice, may seem weird at random moments. God damn I feel bad for this kid.


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Ight I added you sonnn. God damn I need to find a new song, it seems pretty gay oh well.

And shittttt who dem hoes be on your friends list?? I need to turn 20 soon....I'm just gonna sarge seniors..........


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