Usually when a girl gives me shit tests or bitch shield, I just roll off and leave. But, today I decided to play through it for the first time and I did really good. I was quite surprised.

hb: what are you trying to do here? (hinting I have bad intentions)
me: I'm just chillin out, relaxin, actin all cool, shootin some bball outside of school (Fresh Prince of Bel air)
hb: hahaha funny, I get a feeling you've been talking like this to girls all day
me: of course, I've been hitting on ALL of them
hb: how many have you talked to?
me: like 24?
hb: and how long have you been here?
me: for like 30 minutes, I got skills! so pretty much I flirt with 1 girl every minute like boom boom BOOM!
hb: i dont think you're flirting, you're more like harassing, i think
me: haven't you seen all the "Wanted Criminal" poster of me all over college campus? "Wanted Criminal, description: Super hot asian guy" (I'm asian)
hb: hahahahaha!
me: there's actually a reward for catching the hot asian guy if you turn him over to security campus
hb: what's the reward?!
me: the reward is.... an awesome day with him

Then I proceeded to my usual routine. I learned that if the girl gives you shit tests or bitch shield, just roll with it and make it humorous. Brush it off playfully and the rest will come easy.

I'm having a hard time believing you didn't just make this up. lol

Am I the only one?

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