What about the " I didn't come" option?

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I was actually surprised she got not one, but three orgasms in the 20 mins we had sex. It was one of the best ego-boosts of my life haha
Fun part is that my roommate at the hotel where this happened was drunk outside the room's door waiting that we finished and her heard her all three times. He told me afterwards that she sounded she was having a lot of fun, thing i didn't realize cause I was too concentrate into looking like I wasn't a virgin haha

I was a natural pro.







Hahahaha no probably not. I was probably really bad, but I felt like I was a god!

I fucked her into a coma for 4 hours. Those were my soccer player days...

I lost my erection a few times (I was drunk to the point of nearly passing out, and had just been beaten up)

She was fat and ginger, the experience was boring, I was drunk. In the end I told her to finish me off with her hand. I got the stupid idea that I would just fake it and force my cum out. Shes stroking it for me, badly. I'm lying there trying to keep myself awake, wanting it to be over with, so I decide it's the right time to just push the cum out as hard as I can. So I push, and push, and push... and I piss on her fucking hand. I want you to imagine the piss. I had been drinking vodka & coke all night. Yea, my piss was near enough fucking brown. I thought I'd cover it up when she said "AHHHHHH" so I said "That's just see through cum, because of how horny I am" ...see through? It was like Jack Daniels. I then told a friend who I trusted, but for some reason I told him infront of a guy who I didn't trust, lol. We saw the girl an hour later and he shouted "Hahahahaha Jay pissed on you!" I nearly fucking died. If she believed that it was cum, she now knew it wasn't. It was only a matter of time before everybody found out. Luckily, I've always been able to have a laugh about stuff like that, rather than being a little bitch when it's mentioned, which it still is, a lot, 11 years later.

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I grew out of the dumb shit I used to say on here. Most of my posts don't represent who I am today at all.

The first time I got naked with a girl was the first night that I ever really was in a "feel good" state. Where no matter what I did, I had that halo effect, people wanted to be around me and party with me.

It was a Cheerleading Pub Crawl. We had those white pub-crawl shirts where everyone was writing shit on them with markers. I was signing each shirt with something stupid, getting them to sign mine, got a few drinks flowing and hopped to the next bar.

I spotted one of the hotter girls in the pub crawl. Wrote on her shirt, she wrote on me. I told her that we were going to dance later. She agreed. I went to the bathroom with a few of the boys and came out to see a cute girl on the dancefloor. I went to her, started dancing, told her I liked her dress, mumbled about bullshit, asked where she was going, she mentioned a bar later, got her number, told her I would text her when I arrived (never did).

I was feeling amped up as it was my first number close at a bar. When we got into the next bar as soon as I got in the door, some girl grabbed my hand, "You're doing shots with the bride to be!".. Ok, I just went with it. 6 porn star shots. We all took one. I ended up paying, I was duped, I guess. Whatever, this night was perfect. We were allowed in the VIP room with the bridal party so that paid for itself. Went in, boring as hell, came back out they were dancing with a giant inflatable penis they called "Rick the Dick". Must have been building social proof in the club.

Went to get a drink, liked a girl in the bridal party, went to find her.. Walking through the dance floor, saw a girl look at me, didn't even think, just started dancing. Dancing led to kissing. She wanted to get a drink. She did. I took her in a dark corner. We started kissing. She spilled her drink, my phone in my pocket vibrated, thought she pissed on me for a second. Ignored it. Kept kissing. Back on the dance floor. More kissing. Bar is closing, she's leaving and she allows me to come back to her place. She informs me nothing is going to happen tonight. Fine with me. Sleep in her bed, somewhat physically escalate but we go to sleep. I wake up, escalate, escalate.. "I'm on my period but do you wanna fuck anyways?" Uh, no, don't want my first time to be on her period. Declined, said I would rather it happen when we both can truly enjoy it. I left in the morning. Made plans with her a few nights later.

Went in, sat on her bed, her parents called, she finished some assignment. She asks me when the last time I had sex.. "Couple months ago", I lied. We talk about sex, she says she likes the 'money shot'. I was thinking, cool, I can try that tonight. We make out and I try to get her clothes off, succeed to a point, I can't work a fucking bra, left it til she took it off. I try to get hard. I'm nervous. I can't. I excuse myself to the bathroom.. try to pep-talk my soft dick. Come back out, can't stay hard. She starts giving me a blowjob, which was awful, at the end I'm just doing all the work myself with her mouth, pull out and I blow it on her face. She comments on how it was "goopy".. I don't fucking know lady, I haven't been around another guys Jizz before, could've been something I ate or drank, or the nerves messing my balls up. I came back in with a towel for her to clean her face off and wanted to give her an orgasm but she didn't want me to finger her. I left, feeling utterly disappointed. I could never bring myself to call her again and I never did.

I've never understood this thinking - at all. Girls are actually more horny on their period than in general. I wouldn't want to go down on a girl on her period, but I don't do that anyway.
Fingering is fine when she's on her period. Only thing you need is something to wipe your fingers off with. As for sex, the only major difference is she has a harder time opening up than normal. Foreplay alone will not cut it. You need to work two fingers inside of her for at least a minute or two before you ever try penetration. Otherwise she likely can't fit you. But once she's actually opened up, you should be fine.

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I have no problem parting the red sea at this point. I just didn't want to lose my virginity at the time to a girl on her period. Now? Fuck, any time is good for me.

Where's the option where I fake my orgasm?

Basically was very drunk, so could keep it only half-hard most of the time. I'm not exactly "small", she was tight and small; this made it more challenging to go in her. I was aware of other people's stories of jumping the gun at their first time, so I prolonged foreplay and fingered her. Since it's the first time, I couldn't tell if she really came or faked it (but I know that she creamed herself as soon as I touched/teased her to wake her up the next morning). Then I finally got it in her, seeing her wince under my size was a turn-on but not enough to get me off, so a few positions later I faked it so she wouldn't blame herself and turn it into a train wreck.