Let me explain.
My friends were coming back from the Carling Cup Final yesterday, I was picking them up, going back to mine, getting changed and heading to a club.
Nice easy plan yeah? Nope. I got a puncture on the way back for the train station and it took an hour to fix in the rain. It got to the point where I was so annoyed I had to go out simply to have a laugh and un-wind a bit. So I rock up to the club 2 hours late, my clothes are wet from being outside in the rain, my hand is cut and I'm not exactly wearing my best clobber.
Anyway, I was standing by the bar waiting for a drink and this short girl (HB8 with MASSIVE cans) looks at me. I look back, then lean in and ask her "Are you giving me the evil eye?" She laughs and we start talking. She tells me that she's a dancer (in a strip club), we talk about her favourite songs to dance to, she's really touchy-feely and everytime I lean forward and speak into her ear she was kinda lightly rubbing the corner of her mouth on my cheek. I should have kissed her immediately but because I was feeling like a degenerate hobo with dirty hands and a rain soaked shirt I held back and she left.
She was a confident girl, she had an 'I know what I want and I'm going to get it' attitude. Very sexy.
Has this ever happend to anyone else? Or am I the only mega-AFC to walk away from an off duty stripper who was clearly looking for some action?
I got outside and was so pissed off I actually punchd myself in the face.
CHAT
