My name is Tim, and to be entirely honest, I'm brand new to this whole thing too. Actually, to be even more honest, this whole PUA thing seems pretty sketchy to me. I found out about it a little while ago from one of my buddies. I've seen Hitch a few times, because for some reason it usually gets the ladies acting like butter in a metal bowl in the microwave--electric and melting. Due to this being the only 'get girl; thing I'd ever seen, I kind of thought PUA was basically Hitch, but in book form. As you probably know, I was way off. I never would have guessed furry hats, sometimes terrifying lines, and buying any $1 discounted sale item on Ebay would get you laid. I really respect the hell out of it! Still pretty sketchy, but really really interesting...and I love interesting. Although I've never had problems getting girls, I am very curious as to how this whole thing works, mostly due to the career I'm in--I need to know a lot about a lot of things. Yes, I'm going to be that forum guy who acts mysterious, cocky, and successful--which I guess is already a PUA thing?

I'm sorry if any of that sounded offensive, it's honestly just who I am, but I really do find this stuff really cool--and am very supportive of it. So everyone, it's nice to meet you. I'm also on here because I've been looking for a website forum that has the same sense of humor as I do--it is not easy. I've gone through a lot of cat pictures, a lot of single mothers alone on the internet (not in a good way), and even a few stage four clingers. So, hopefully I find some guys who like to laugh and we'll rip some stuff up. I'm even looking forward to telling a few of my own sexual escapades on here as well, if you guys are interested; I've spent 4 years in China so I have got some real winners. Also, I've never really dealt with forums outside of today, so I may need some help getting around. If anyone can direct me a funny story thread, one that I can talk about the girl who ate paper or the other one who kept peeing and pooping in the middle of the street, I would really appreciate it. I look forward to sharing my stories! Thanks and good luck getting them ladies!

Hey Tim, not sure what happened but think this may have been a reply to my intro post? Maybe the mods can move it?

I think that's where most men have been going wrong - we all think that women want your stuttering, hopelessly-romantic Hugh Grant types when in reality they actually respond better to back-handed compliments than a bunch of red roses!

I'm sure the guys on the forum would love to hear some stories.

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