Fellow pickup artists, there comes a time in every man's life when he meets a challenge that requires collective action to overcome. This challenge has arisen at the bar called Hogs & Heifers, located at 859 Washington Street in MPD. Gentlemen, we have encountered a bitch, the likes of which the pick up community has not found for some time. She was blown out myself and many of my friends in an epic fashion multiple times. This post proposes that we band together, and someone must FUCK THIS GIRL.

The situation always plays out in a similar fashion to this: PUAs enter the bar, only to see bartenders wearing bikini tops. Following the three second rule, at least one PUA approaches bartender with a funny opening that would make most girls laugh. Bartender asks PUA if he wants a drink, and ignores his advances. The second that PUA finishes drinking, or if PUA does not order a drink, bartender pulls out a megaphone, turns off the music, and publicly humiliates PUA by telling him to get the fuck out of the bar. Occasionally she will say demeaning things like "go jerk each other off."

We cannot stand for this. I propose that we hit this bar in full force, until someone fucks this broad. Bonus points for recording it and posting it on the internet. Whoever fucks her first will bring great honor to our noble cause.

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