You will need to buy/make a fake dead puppy for this routine.

Find a group of people sitting at a table or on a couch.
Ask:
Hey can get you guy's opinion on something real quick?
I'm meeting a friend in about a half an hour, and I have a bit of a dilemma.
So my friend has been out of town for a week, and left me in charge of their dog, and her puppies. She is a very large dog. And last night, she stepped on one of the puppies and crushed it.
I didn't tell my friend when she texted me this morning asking how everything was, because I didn't want her to get upset before her flight(she's afraid of flying).

But now I wonder if I should tell her before we get back to my place or after? I also wonder if maybe she wouldn't notice. There were five puppies and now there are four. Which is still a lot of them. What do you think I should do?

After they answer, ask them what you should do with the dead puppy. Tell them "hang on, I have it with me", fish it out of your pocket and throw the fake dead puppy on their table.

They should now freak out. If there are girls there, they may scream.

Now you can tell them it's fake and you were just fucking with them.

The routine is now complete.

P.S. Please do not use this routine. It's a very, very bad idea.

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RSDTyler

I was desperately trying to find a reason why this routine would work haha, it sounded completely insane.

I wasn't wrong, the last part had me worried

Im glad you put the PS there some people may have taken it literally

Entertaining post when thought about in retrospect haha

i see what your getting at, trying to be humorous, acting like you don't care. doesn't mean you should act like an idiot tho. it seems decent, like a good approach to go into something that can build attraction i would probably modify it a little bit don't be outrageous. throwing a fake dead puppy on a table is outrageous. i would just make a joke or something that no one else would have the balls to make. or just something that shows that you don't care. thanks for sharing tho.

it looks like one person did take it literally. lol.