Got a strippers number. Getting mixed signals but might be over thinking it. She found me on facebook too. Here's our texts:
Me: Hey this is Greg. Lets touch bases next week and hangout.
Stripper: We need to hangout. You are hot seriously. I cant believe we know eachother in some way. Small world.
Me: Maybe its your psychic powers. Ill text next week. Figure something out.
Stripper: Haha or its your cool leather jacket
Stripper: Have I said that you are super hot and I would totally fuck the shit out of you?
Me: We should just hangout naked and literally fuck all day.
Stripper: Sounds good to me
Me: You free Sunday?
Stripper: Yep
Stripper: Your place ok??
Stripper: I would definatly make that far of a drive for you lol
Me: We're definatley hanging here
Stripper: Haha ok good

What time?
Me: 1 or something
Stripper:ok lol
Stripper: I Can text you in the morning unless you have plans
Me: Riding my motorcycle in the morning. Last nice day.
Stripper: Yeah I need to get mine out before its cold.
Me: Text me when you wake up
Stripper: I have to work tomorrow instead now
Me: Its cool Ill just jerk off instead
Stripper: pft. I want to fuck you though
Me: Alright well give me a heads up when you're free to fuck
Stripper: Masturbated. Came four times. Want pics?
Me: Pussy pics really aren't my thing.
Stripper: Well they are of my boobs lol
Stripper: I don't send pussy pics. Mine looks weird lol
Me:I'd get off more on picking your brain
Stripper: I'd like that.
Stripper: You pretty much did at the club. That's for sure.
Me: We did. It was nice getting to know you. It sucks though because you don't know yourself.
Stripper: I lost myself in my marriage. I'm finding it again and its well worth the journey.
Me: You're Ms. Kackley's daughter. You're trying to find yourself but you dont know what the fucks going on with your life.
No Reply...
Me: That's not a bad thing. I like people just as fucked as me. I jerk to this website (link) At least we don't hide our issues like most people.
Stripper: Haha seriously? You said you were into fat chicks but...
Me: Sometimes you like women. Sometimes I like disgusting fatties. I'm sick of her videos though. I'd rather jerk to a pic of your ass.
Stripper: Lmao well my ass is pretty small
Me: Ahh but it was so smooth and round. I'd let you sit on my face and grind your pussy on it all day. God now you got me hard.
Stripper: Awwwww

well I'm working today...hahaha if I wasn't I would be over there
You guys think I'm being shit tested? Did I blow it somewhere. She really is at work btw.