Buyers Remorse f close on the spot in 10 min!!! very funny



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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:39 am 
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Okay so i was taking out the trash, and there was this woman she mustve been about 29 - 30 she lives up stairs and was coming down she was very fuckable id say a hot 7.5, she wasnt wearing much just homly things taking out the washing.. i lookt at her and smiled.. like mm yeh.. then i passed her by later when she was hanging the clothes, when i was returning from the garbage bin, and she opened me,

HB: Hey do you think itll rain today?
Impact: *looks up at the sky* yep for sure, try not to get too wet *smiling and glancing over*
HB: *plays with her hair and laughs* so what number flat do you live in, i havnt seen you before
Impact: well if i told you id have to charge you and my current buying price is pretty high, but you never know there is still hope for you, so what can you do besides laundury? can you cook?
HB: on special occasions
Impact: hot, i appriciate a woman who can cook
HB: haha well *starts to really qualify* i would never do that! I usually <bla bla> *And starts to walk back with me*
Impact: *touch* wow unbelivable you are special, why arnt you my girlfriend? and your cute too omg.. your troubble
HB: *plays with hair and touches me back* You look like someone who can handle it..
Impact: omg.. what if i just kissed you right here, that was hot
HB: *touches her neck genlty and goes red*
Impact: you know what, we only live once, i mite aswell.. come here *i reel here in and kiss her softly, then i lick her lips gently and move back*
Thats all you get missy ;)

HB: AHhhhhhh! *touches her lips with both her hands, totally red*
Impact: wow i must be really good, i should get a reward or something.. but i didnt quite get the flavour.. your lips tasted like.. i dunno let me try again *move her hands out of the way and really lay it into her and i press my body against her gently and move away*
HB: *squeels* Ive never had anyone do anything lik ethis before ahhhhhhh...
Impact: well you know what they say you only live once.. *i take her hand* so are you awlays this attracted to younger men..
HB: *smiling and her face totally red and touching herself on the neck, a little confused but happy* haha.. i dont know what to say.. YEA! i guess so!
Impact: -very quick small chat- *bites my lip and we go up to her flat* Well this is where you invite me in, we have really hard and beautiful sex then we talk about how bizzare this experience was
HB: hahahahahha *i walk in.. we virtually rip off our clothes, i move her to the bed and fuck her.. then we talked for a bit.. about crazy the experience was and at this point after i had blown my load i was astonished at what had happend.. im like wow i cant believe i really did that it was hot.. *

She told me she had a boyfriend and he was coming later.. im like ahh because i live downstairs i constantly hear someone banging it mustve been you too.. well we can keep it this our little secrete, shes like okay! we exchange numbers, and i tell her if she ever needs company she knows how to contact me ;) and walk downstairs..

The funny thing is i dont remember her name LOL. I doubt she will call me, after she gets her head together shell be like I CANT BELIEVE i did that! but you never know! Either way, i feel awsome, like i can conquer the world twice over!

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your a smooth talker :twisted: im gonna use some of those lines sometime

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this is going into my canned material!

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Hail the master. we shall dub 'ye "Da-10-minute-closer"

amazing. thanks for sharing that

my sarging has sucked recently. I can't find any motivation to sarge. it's not AA.....it's just lack of motivation to do it. I need a swift kick in the nuts, and this may have been one
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That is really smooth, you went straight for it. Well only time will tell if she will call you or not, just don't act awkward around her if you ever see her again, just act like it wasn't a big deal.
Though personally I don't like sleeping with girls I don't really know., just a personal choice. Though it gets me a lot of shit from my friends.

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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:39 pm Post subject: Buyers Remorse f close on the spot in 10 min!!! very funny

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Saturday 16 Feb 2008.

Okay so i was taking out the trash, and there was this woman she mustve been about 29 - 30 she lives up stairs and was coming down she was very fuckable id say a hot 7.5, she wasnt wearing much just homly things taking out the washing.. i lookt at her and smiled.. like mm yeh.. then i passed her by later when she was hanging the clothes, when i was returning from the garbage bin, and she opened me,

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
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Impaaaaaaaaaaact! when you trainn me buddy?
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Yeah i haven't seen her since! Shes quiet upstairs, i don't really know whats happening! to be 100% truthful i don't care! I have other things to do / worry about and other sets to manage.

It's great to see such a vast interest! I really wanna take photos of this and post it on here, it would be funny! but getting the camera around and trying to get pictures, its difficult! I'm trying, and I need it anyway for a youtube video that I'm currently working on, so ill keep you all posted.



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not bad not bad, that was pretty quick

handy with the logistics!

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damn due smooth f closed in ten minutes what went through your head ?
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I enjoyed that! I'm looking forward to the sequel!
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WOW MAN, THAT LOOKS LIKE SOME SHIT DONE IN A PORNO. Great job! Your actions give us proof of what can happen when you say "FUCK IT' and go for it! You keep doing that and folks well be dubbing you a guru of sorts. By the way, wheres the buyers remorse. Man thats fool's mate and your confidence in your game should skyrocket behind this experience.
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Excellent definition of what to do!..... For "Fool's mate"! Sorry bro, I can't give props for fool's mate, and chances are she won't ever hit you back because you didn't allow enough time to pass and buyer's remorse has kicked in! She's probably thinking: "Oh my god, he thinks I'm a slut", or "What was I thinking?", or "What's going to happen when I see him again?" And you probably will because you live in close proximity, meaning any future interactions with her will be awkward, dude!
Which would you prefer, one night of passion or a thousand nights of pleasure?... Just points to ponder, man.

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Excellent definition of what to do!..... For "Fool's mate"! Sorry bro, I can't give props for fool's mate, and chances are she won't ever hit you back because you didn't allow enough time to pass and buyer's remorse has kicked in! She's probably thinking: "Oh my god, he thinks I'm a slut", or "What was I thinking?", or "What's going to happen when I see him again?" And you probably will because you live in close proximity, meaning any future interactions with her will be awkward, dude!
Which would you prefer, one night of passion or a thousand nights of pleasure?... Just points to ponder, man.
What are you banging on about?!?!

He got the girl in 10mins... no fools mate at all.
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Excellent definition of what to do!..... For "Fool's mate"! Sorry bro, I can't give props for fool's mate, and chances are she won't ever hit you back because you didn't allow enough time to pass and buyer's remorse has kicked in! She's probably thinking: "Oh my god, he thinks I'm a slut", or "What was I thinking?", or "What's going to happen when I see him again?" And you probably will because you live in close proximity, meaning any future interactions with her will be awkward, dude!
Which would you prefer, one night of passion or a thousand nights of pleasure?... Just points to ponder, man.
What are you banging on about?!?!

He got the girl in 10mins... no fools mate at all.
Actually it is a fool's mate, but it's still impressive never the less. 8)
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