Okay, most people wouldn't consider her my "girlfriend" (I'll refer to her as Jamie) but I sorta do because she's the closest I've ever had. She's an exotic dancer and I've been seeing her (at the club only) since early April. I've spent a ton of money on her in the past months so needless to say she likes me, and I'm very fond of her. We share a great emotional bond, she's told me very private (sometimes embarrassing) parts of her life, she gave me her real name (first and last), number, talking to her comes easy, and I have a sense of familiarity with her.. Also when I buy private "dances" from her, she doesn't dance at all.. I tell her she can leave her close on and she just sits on my lap and we talk, it's great. She said I'm the only guy like that. She once told me she feels more comfortable with me than any other customer.. However, we've NEVER seen each other outside the club and she can be a bit non-responsive to my text. She chalks it up to her short attention span and always apologizes for ignoring my text.... Still though, we haven't met outside there, and she ignores my text sometimes.

So just last night before Jamie sits down with me a new dancer sits down and we start talking. She had the most beautiful eyes, tells me her real name right off the bat, and we found out we have much in common.. And I know she wasn't just BS-ing me too because we did end up having an in-depth convo on literature and video games.. Well the new girl steps away to go on stage and Jamie approaches me and says "So what, you're just going to toss me away like a used toy now?".. It made me feel horrible and I stopped talking to the new girl for the rest of the night. I spent all my time with Jamie and she's also the only one I spent money on....All and all I sorta regret it, wish I would have stayed with the new girl.

I'm just confused as to which one I should stay with/go to.. Jamie and I have such a long history, know so much about each other and she has a deep level of trust with me(one night she even adjusted her tampon in front of me).. But on the other hand it's like I'm not going there just to have a club relationship forever you know? I want to take it outside the club and actually be boyfriend and girlfriend for real.. Just seems after five months I'll never get that from her yet I hate the idea of just abandoning her because she's a very nice girl. AND I hope the new girl isn't mad at me for walking away.

I realize I'm kinda seeking out a girlfriend the wrong way, in the strip club and all but I'm also trying to find one outside of it bu I'm having little to no success despite my best efforts. So input on what to do in this situation would be appreciated. Thanks, and sorry for the wall of text.

Please tell me you're joking.

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No! I truly care about these people yet I want to find someone that makes me happy

You have to understand that these women are working and the best business is repeat business. If you're dropping lots of money on them, they are doing their job. They'll talk to you and listen to your problems as long as you pay. If you would rather talk to her rather than see her dance in a private room, she knows that you're hooked. A good stripper will make you feel like the most important person in the world.

But here's what you're thinking even as you read this: I don't get that you and these girls are making an actual connection and they really do like you. Okay...let's say that's true. The only indicator that one of them likes you is if they will allow for you to see them outside of the club where you aren't dropping lots of money on them. Ask both of them out and if they both say yes, then you can figure out which one to chose. After you take both of them out and have sex with both of them, then you decide which one to chose. Don't make a decision before that.

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This sounds like a fantastic troll.

10/10 for effort.

man this is gold! this is one of the best trolls i've ever seen on any internet forum in my life. props brotha.






"even adjusted her tampon in front of me" bwahahahaha

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You must be overconfident and cocksure, even if you haven't got a god damn thing in the world going for you. And you must fail with women until you do not fear the possibility of failure, whereupon you will succeed wildly.

The only thread more unbelievable than this is the Super Christian Girlfriend thread.

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But if this WAS a real situation what would you have to say to the guy?

I would say it doesn't matter which one you pick, they are both prostitutes. And seeing as you like hanging with strippers, it's not very hard to see why you "can't" find a decent girlfriend outside of strip clubs. Sometimes, that saying about birds of a feather flocking together can be very true.

I still think your OP is ridiculous.

I'd say you should be banned from this forum for wasting everyone's fucking time on a troll you just admitted.

Unfortunately, I can confirm that this is NOT a troll. I've been trying to give this guy advice over SPAM since his last thread about the hairdresser.

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