2014

2014 was my fucking year wooot wooot. Hopefully I can build on it though and not fall into another no motivation slump. (I am). But fuck it Hometown's boring I'm writing... yayyyyyy.... gayyyyyyy some one fucking shoot me.
So I decided that I have an awsome journal; sucks no one else thinks so. But it documents 10 days of pure fun & frustration ending with orgasm. hahaaaaa.... i fucking hate that word. oh well... gets the message out.

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... your about to find out my writing style sucks. But because every post I made was so in the moment and shit ill add a mini analysis at the end of each post to clear things up.

So I hope this motivates you virgins to get laid... it only takes 10 days

KIDDING!!!!!!! i'm just a lucky motherfucker i wish you luck, i truly wish you luck man its a huge weight off the shoulders.

I can guarantee that you will find this whoooooole post to be either entertaining, educational, inspirational or something to laugh at. So even if you are that cocky douche bashing on shitty and embarrassing field reports.. you'll be lovin'.

So yeah... my story actually starts july 10th.

July 10th I was a 19 year old kid smoking some tree with friends in the back of his Jetta.(Never touched a girl) Then I hug my little brother goodbye, tell him peace out see ya in a month and hop on a bus at around 4pm. I arrive in Montreal at midnight with a bag of clothes, no place to stay and 585$. I slept at a Tim Horton's that night. A fucking Timmy's!!!!! aren't I awesome? The next 4 nights I slept in a boiler room then moved into an apartment cause i was hating that dusty little room. On around the 16th-17th I went to the bar for my first time ever with friends and really noticed that THE QUEBEC BITCHES LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!!! and its just a huge confidence boost.
The Monday after that I went sarging, got no where went to a coffee shop and started writing my journal.
P.S. Ive done about 30-40 approaches in the last year before starting this journal.

21/07/2014
2:56 pm
Montreal, QC

Hello fellow PUA's, average joe's and people who want to get laid. My name is BittyBanger and unlike the name suggests, I am a 19 year old virgin. My quest as a pussy slayer starts now. I know a bit about talking to girls and socializing don't get me wrong I party, I have friends, I just don't fuck. I have just arrived to Montreal last week and I am currently in a van houtte coffee shop downtown. I will not be using no canned bullshit (sorry to the gurus but that ain't me), but I'm about to walk out these doors and find my dick a new home.
I'll keep you posted.
Pce

BittyBanger

21/07/2014
4:34 pm
Montreal, QC

I must of seen about 50 girls now whom I would of full out bent over in public.
Approached 4. (Not cause it took me nearly 2 hours to finish those conversations; but cause of the content of my scrotum)
Anyways, I decided to gain my beginners experience in a clothing store called Simons asking girls their opinion on what I should get for my mom. (Like I'd ever get her shit but a gift card.) Due to nerves, the first 2 approaches were fucking people working there. I quickly realized that using what you guys call opinion openers on girls who are working will end up with them trying to sell you shit. (Like fuck they had me running away!)
The other set was 3 girls passing by and after I had opened I was like shit, I wouldn't even fuck all 3 if they offered a foursome. And the last one just sucked. FML gotta keep trying.
Pce

BittyBanger

22/07/2014
10:28 am
Montreal, QC

At around 10:00 am this morning I was eating my homemade yogurt parfait (fucking delishh), when I saw a beauty milf (sexy smile and tits) spark up a dart (cigarette for the ones who don't speak my vocab). I went up to her, asked her for a smoke, used her lighter, and started talking to her. We were just talking about life in the city and stuff and apperently she got pulled over by cops in my hometown years ago, so we were discussing funny shit and shitty corporate jobs in the city, fucking fluff talk you know. (Found out she had a boyfriend, fml, didn't stop me though) I started to talk about wanting to see skyscrapers views, and saying she should show me the view. (She did.. ). Only kino I did was shake her hand. (Then Her break was done so I went back down)
Anyways, I now know where she works and approximately what time her breaks at and I want to bang the fuck outa the nearly 40 year old fucking sexxxxxy woman so I'll probably go back there some day soon around that time.
I'm not a complete retard and I don't need to know the perfect words but anyone got any tips on how I should go about this
Pce
BittyBanger ouuuuut!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I would of banged the fuck out of this broad...... twice my age but holyyyyyyyy fuuuuucking efffffffffff!!!!
And umm... I'm pretty sure I remember reading something about compliance tests or some shit like that around that time and I think that that's what I was trying to do with getting her to take me to the 24th floor of her skyscraper. I so wanted to fuck her in the elevator, lobby, street, i wouldn't of cared but i didn't get anywhere.
This does remind me though... day game is really fucking hard. The concept is easy... your alone, she's alone, you don't have competition, everyone else is staring in amazement, you go have coffee, you get her number. But hahahaha goood fucking luck i did it everyday for 2 weeks got noooooo wheeere.

22/07/2014
11:41 am
Montreal, QC

Girls everywhere, girls errrrywhere this shit has to happen soon son!
This post isn't much but a few notes to self and pointers for those reading:
I'm still using opinion openers: if she's shopping in a girl store I ask about "for my mom" and anywhere else I ask for myself.
Thing is when I asked one girl what she thought at ardene's, she didn't stop offering shit and it made it real hard to break out of that loop until she left.
However, on the street, I commented on a girls accent and she opened more doors for conversation. If she wasn't going somewhere and if her friend wasn't standing there like "c'mon let's fucking go" I probably would of got a bit farther.
Anyways I hope you guys are able to read between the lines. What I'm thinking is that from now on, ASAP after using an opinion opener, ask or comment on something special and unique to her.
Pce
Gonna keep practicing,
BittyBanger ouuuut

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My advice to you right now would be scrap indirect day game altogether.... its stupid. Or at least i'm stupid at it.
I'd say only go indirect if its love at first site and you don't want to blow it with a semi superficial compliment.

23/07/2014
10:51 am
Longueuil, QC

Fuck storms, Fuck rain, Fuck anything that keeps me from getting out and pursuing what I want. Due to weather, I'm spending my day outside in my little dugout reading shit, playing Clash of Clans and texting friends. It's not a complete bust though, tonight a bar a few blocks from my apartment is open til 3am and it's kareoke night so I better man up and at least check it out(gon be my 2nd time out ppl yeah the nerves are there). I've never seen what this bars like on Wednesdays so I'm hoping it's a young pussy pool (jail bait too don't judge me fuckers!) so yeah... I'll go.

And I was texting a girl who I had met prior to starting this journal, and although I've only seen her once in the 2 years I've known her, I asked her if she wanted to go to the park and than to the bar so we could meet with my friends TOMOROW(Different bar). She said she's not free that night but I'm pretty sure we're still gonna hang out during the day. Anyways I hope that doesn't choke and that I atleast get to see her, cause I know the minute she's actually in my presence again the pussy's gon start drippin. (Quebec girls man!)

Hopefully all goes well for BittyBanger
Wish me luck,
Pce boyzzzz

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

By the way.... since I don't think that I mention it later.... flake. Yup tha bish flaked.... ): she was super sexy too. DD's, ass for dayzz, so cute and so underage!

24/07/2014
3:09 am
Longueuil, QC

OHHH MYYY FUUCCKKKIINGG GOD IMA TEAR MY FUCKING HAIR OUT!!!!
There's one other detail I could've mentioned in my first post. On top of being a virgin I never kissed a girl, never really touched a girl as a matter of fact. (Well, so that was the case, but I'm still a fucking virgin! FML!) At the bar tonight, there weren't many hot girls, so I basically just spent the last 4 hours with one, just one. She was cute, funny, into me and shit but she was so far gone and real hard to understand (she was French(fuck drunk language barriers)) so we weren't really talking on a deep emotional level. So I still went ahead and practiced these few things: Kino, and getting the bitch away from her friends. The stupid part, as much as I was trying not to let it happen, I was not in control. We went out for smokes when she wanted to, I wasn't leading her around holding her hand (she was kinda pushing me forward or I had to make sure she was following me) blah blah blah I wouldn't have jumped off a cliff if she wanted me too but I would wave her over to sit beside me, she'd be like no come here. (I didn't understand her man but I still wanted to fuck). How ever when we were cuddling at the booth and shit my arm wasn't around her but our heads we're together. I was trying to get her to come to my place but she had to work tomorow, lived far, and her work stuff was at home. (It wasn't happening) I do not want to tell you how we got to the next part cause there are so many different things I could've done but we ended up in a stall in the girls washroom, girls, not boys....................

............. Damn did the nerves ever kick in here. First time for everything in a fucking public girls washroom. (You can hear the other ppl ahhhhhhhhh!) This, this is where I fucked up the night and had it been anywhere but there and if she didn't have to leave with her friends in 10 minutes, I probably would've got laid. I didn't know what to do, I didn't. She quickly found out I was a virgin to like, everything and I''m sure she wanted me to eat her out but I wanted my dick sucked knowing we didn't have much time. Then she kinda started to change her mind and I was like fuck! Not here of all places. I wasn't gonna just let her walk out, and she didn't leave but I didn't want to violate her or get no rape card pulled on me so I was really not doing shit but talking to her in the fucking stall, but fuck it I went to kiss her anyway and like fuck.... Do I ever suck at that. But yeah, we kinda wheeled. Then her friend walks into the washroom and starts to say "okay time to go" and shit so she like snuck out of the stall trying to hide me knowing I was already somewhat embarassed as fuck, and then when she came back in the stall her friend saw me. I was like "oh hey, ......... You mind leaving now?" and when she left we started wheeling again. More sexual though, like hand on ass and feeling tits and shit and right before I was gon start rubbing her pussy she had to leave. I still think I suck at kissing, it was my first kiss ever (my attempt at making out) but it still didn't feel like what the movies look like. However even though I felt I was brutal, and that she knew It was my first wheel and that my dicks never been touched by anything but my hand, the sexual tension was there, it was definitely there. So with all that I must of done something right but FUCK ME MAN FUCK ME!!!!!!
Anyways... I'm going to bed

NeverGonnaBangABitty..... Out
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hahahaaaaaaaa! fucking awesome eh? -,- I'm telling you if I wouldn't of got my dick wet 1 week later i'd still be crying over this shit

24/07/2014
9:20 am
Longueuil, QC

I gotta say one thing though, After living what I would call my worst case scenario and after coming so close to getting what I want, I want it even more and I feel like nothing, not a fucking thing in pick up will phase me anymore. Ima try try try and fucking try harder. Who fucking cares about the about the outcome, HONESTLY BOYS... WHO FUCKING CARES?!? We're trying right? Let's hope that I actually have that date today (she better not flake) and let's hope that shit goes even better at the bar tonight. (This time I'm with my friends)

Lessons Learned: If you think the girls into you but you think your being to physically aggressive, and she's sticking around, go harder!
Next time she's gonna have to push me off her twice before I tone it down a notch

Pce,
BittyBanger

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Bee Tee Dubs ferta Duds, that was a hell of a fucking lesson learned... so convinced it is true.. so convinced it is the key to the game. I really did stay true to that promise. I no longer look for the right thing to say to a girl. I try and find the right way to turn her on. Big fucking difference getting her horny doesn't require saying much.

24/07/2014
2:15 pm
Montreal, QC

I started my day today with 4 direct openers (compliments more specifically due to the "StyleLife Challenge" (Yeah I'm trying it out)) but I was still going for more than just complimenting. These we're all street approaches where the girls were headed somewhere so they didn't really stick around. (Maybe if I add a question to the compliment I'll get more out of them, idk. And street approaches just suck; they're busy they're going somewhere) So for now I'm gonna go back to my usual thaang and just say Hi or use opinion openers.
But I'm wasting time pce the fuck out,

BittyBanger

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

If you're really and I mean like really socially crippled. Ex. cant make eye contact, I could definitely see where reading the stylelife challenge would come in handy. It'll slowly throw you out of your comfort zone and you'll learn a new, nice little PUA cookie everyday.

25/07/2014
2:20 pm
Montreal, QC

Something is wrong. I hope it's just today but something is wrong. I''m in a shit mood, I don't know why, hopefully it's diet because there's no way in hell I'm giving up on being planet earths BOSS ASS MOTHER "EFFER" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ happy boys? But seriously what's up why am I so down? Maybe it's cause instead of taking a girl home from the bar last night I longboarded til 6am with a buddy, maybe it's half of that and I'm just tired. If it's depression than fuuuuuck me. Damn... A beauty just walked by, I'm still sitting here -,- (2 minutes later) actually I said hi but my issue is I'm one foot in one foot out. It still felt nice to open my mouth today though. (She's in montreal for a justin timberlake show)
But man last night was fun as shit, my friends won the beerpong tourny for the second week straight. They hooked me some of the absolut they won last week, next week they'll hook me more, I met great people but I wasn't "sarging". Still got 1 number close, oooooohhhhh so amazing -,- And nope.... I'm down.
Maybe I'm down cause I'm still thinking about the girl I should've fucked in the stalls but only barely wheeled and I'm prob never gonna see her again I have no idea who she is.
I don't know I'll just listen to some wutang and AOTP until I feel like burning down your whitehouse, than I'll be motivated by anger who knows. What a day what a terrible thought pattern.
Whateverrrr

Now it's nice to see replies on this post:
And about that, dude, c'mon, I'm a virgin who got his first kiss like 2 days ago. I expect to fail, like I know I'll fail, well.... LEARN. I do not look at a failure as a failure I'm just documenting my transition from zero to hero for my own good, so I can learn, maybe get a few tips and the reason it might seem really harsh and profane is I'm writing a lot so I'm atleast trying to make it entertaining for anyone who's gonna read the whole story cause............. ......... ........ Well I don't know why anyone would. And I don't really care about the outcome that much although I do have somekind of anxiety. It's not approach anxiety, I'm too headstrong for that... I have sticking around anxiety. I don't bitch out before doing something, I bitch out half way through. I don't know what's worse........... -,-

Don't take me as a douche or a jerk, I'm a real smiley kid I see beauty in almost everything (although my psychologists think I could be developing dysthymia and psychosis and that my parents are worried I'm headed to being a suicidal cerial killer). I just want to write my story in a more, entertaining way.

Bye

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

hohollllllyyyyyyyy fuck.

bye. bye. no signature no nothing i must of been pissed that day. But shit who wouldn't be when they're a moody little pussy deprived fuck sitting in some coffee shop hoping to get laid 2 days after first wheeling.

yeah that night at the bar didn't go so well.... looking back on it i was outside smoking cigarettes with a new random group of strangers every 5 minutes

25/07/2014
8:26 pm
Longueuil, QC

And my friends are all getting together for beer pong tonight. They're real good guys and all it's just he's always got the crib to himself and he should throw fat party's with tons of chicks (he knows em all) but he doesn't and I only have 3 weeks left in this city before I get sent back home and start dealing molly for my first year university in a small drugless town and I really wanna get laid before that. So I'm going back to the bar that I went to on Wednesday but tonight it should have a more nightclubby feel. And I'm going solo ahhhhhhhhh I'm scared.
Butchugottadowutchugottadoo, right?

Goodnight boys I'll let you know tmr....
BittyBanger

(This posts really just for me incase I get too drunk tonight and forget this)
Uhhhhhhhhhh unhhhhhhh unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh unh bitchez

I'm like fucking Einstein with that eureka moment, at least I hope cause it's untested but I'll test it In The city tomorrow, I was reading sticking points on day game got an idea.

I was open indirect in day game this past week and I been getting nowhere. I'm gonna do the same from now on but instead of just saying "thx anyway" when my functional opinion opener dies I'll switch to kinda direct showing interest in her(cause I always have them laughing before that point anyway, sorry boys I got charisma)... Not too much but enough to come across as "look, I feel like you could be my girl so ima atleast try to see what your all about before you disappear for ever" than shoot for a fun conversation that leads to number close or instadate.( At subway eat fresh cause you know they're bathrooms, private )

Bang bang

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! =D

26/07/2014
3:15 am
Longueuil, QC

Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhh buddy I'm fucking drunk. I didn't pull or anything, sadly, but I did go to the bar tonight by myself for my first time (nightclub feel) and I atleast stuck around til closing. Wooah shit I'ma fucking throw up. I'm starting to think bars are fucking bullshit. (Atleast in south shore Montreal where French is the primary language et je suis bilangue mais mon Anglais est beaucoup meilleur que mon francais and there is a fattty language barrier when music is blasting; I might try going to downtown Montreal for the rest of my stay here). I still had fun though, showed up a bit early to an almost empty bar and opened a few sets then went on to making male friends and got a little too drunk for pick up. I'm not gonna give up on the bar scene because it is making me a lot more comfortable with strangers but at my level I gotta say it's real hard to pull. When I wake up though Ima day game it like a motherfucker and try out my new strategy. My eureka! It better be a eureka. EUR-FUCKING-EKA!!!!!! Sorry I'm just drunk and getting amused over nothing. God ima puke, I didn't drink to lose social inhibition(if that made sense) I was just having fun. But either way I know I want to master the shit out of day game for getting Quebec pussy and for when I go to university. I have a feeling that's gon be day game paradise. And I'm gonna fuck up the club/bar game by creating and mastering social circle/party game. C'mon fellas thats where it's at. It has to be. I hang out with some real cool dudes and they get the sexiest bitches through friends and at parties.
So in September that's what I'll mainly focus on but until then I'll do what I assume most of you guys do.... Cold approach at a bar.

BittyBanger bout to spew some shit out the stomach and go to bed.
Reese's peeeaaaaace bitch

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i threw up that night. i threw up a lot. I remember that shit was black. I remember I was like oh fuck why's my stomach black oh fuck I have cancer. I now remember I was eating a chocolate doughnut at Timmy's while writing this post.

So yeah although I didn't really get anywhere that night, I made 1 night friends and had a good time. I also learned the importance of networking:
Soooooooo I didn't end up banging one of the 6 girls who were out on a girls night for a birthday..... I fucked their friend the next week! ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

26/07/2014
3:38 pm
Montreal, QC

For the first time since I created this account, I'm having real conversations with the girls I open (day game). Sure I only opened two girls today but it wasn't like "hey, where's this? Oh you don't know? Fuck c'mon you have this is your city not mine. K well thx anyway". There were exceptions but that's how it use to go. Today, I was joking around, laughing, teasing, and finding out about them. The first one though, was into me but she was kinda too tall and shit, too frecklely. Maybe I'm too picky that's why I'm a virgin. But the second one was a girl from Germany who's leaving tomorow. I'm gonna stop asking for directions unless I see "the one" on the move and I'll quickly go right to direct letting her know that: ur there're oneeeeeee bababbbbbbyyyyyyyyyy <3 but fuck love so I'll never need that.

Lesson learned: the girl from Germany was fucking sexy and I should've shown interest in her before she went to meet her friend. (And no it wasn't some I have to go to the washroom kind of excuse. I knew ahead of time she was leaving soon) Bezy act on this fucking shit quit being so passive!!! Fuck!
Sticking point: I do not open sets of 2 or more during the day because I can start to feel that day game requires showing interest early and wouldn't that piss off her ugly/less hot friends?

Idk,
BittyBanger goneskiies

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No joke... my opener here was taking my phone out... and asking about wifi. I would just find a way to make conversation from there. Sexyness and Charisma boyceee. Sall you need.