This is some funny stuff. I said this to a girl on tinder.
Most people won't care to actually read all of it but the summary is this.
I asked a girl to cuddle my cock who i matched with on tinder and by creating some kind of perverted BOND to her she ended up coming to the dark side after blatantly resisting my sexual advances.
The bond is essential. It really does not matter what the hell you say. It only matters that she feels a connection on a mental level with you that seperates you from the other guys. If you are a supermodel and say good things on tinder, imo it won't get you as far as if you focus on establishing a bond at all costs.
No bond=no pussy. Everything else is second.
Me: Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart

her:oh sure anytime
Me: Its a good plan tho right
her: totally
me: wanna come over
her: sorry im sleeping
me: ah shit
her:sorry to dissapoint
me: want to cuddle my cock
her: ehh my pillows pretty comfortable rn
me: ah shit
me: girls on tinder never want to fuck. what should i say to girls on tinder to get them to fuck me you are a girl so you know better.
her: ya know dont be creepy lol talk to them get to know them ya feel?
me:Well I told one girl yesterday that and she told me she was gonna suck my dick and drove half an hour to my house and then she wouldn't do shit
ME: But it is such a time commitment to get to know girls on tinder ya know I dont know whats more efficent.
HER: oh that sucks did you even do anything?
ME: no nothing at all

i used to tinder in the beginning of summer and fucked a few girls but now its just not comin together ya know what i mean
HER: What did you say to them?
Me: I just got them to come hangout and sealed the deal
Me:How can i get more girls to come over my percentages aren't very high Ive had like 800 matches
HER: IDK how do they know you're not a serial killer or something
I mean hey maybe id suck your dick but you could kill me so I"m not gonna take any chances
Me: Idk why girls dont just google the dude like the internet will tell you anything
HER: Yea idk what to tell ya use winky faces girls like winky faces
me: Ok ill try it on you...

her: also dont say cuddle my dick thats weird
her: be nice tell them theyre pretty that'll work
me: you are teaching me a lot what else should i do?
her: just be like we should hang

and if they yes you're in
me: we should hang

Her: GOod one
me: you are supposed to say yes idk how good you're advice is its not working.
her: try it on a different girl duh
me: well i like you now we have been bonding
her: see that was good ialmost wouldn't mind hooking up with you now
me: do you want to get some icecream instead
her: where do you live?
me: My town, my number is .....
We will see if she ends up fucking me. Still pretty hilarious though.