By the way.... somewhere along this story i lost my virginity

21/07/2014
2:56 pm
Montreal, QC

Hello fellow PUA's, average joe's and people who want to get laid. My name is BittyBanger and unlike the name suggests, I am a 19 year old virgin. My quest as a pussy slayer starts now. I know a bit about talking to girls and socializing don't get me wrong I party, I have friends, I just don't fuck. I have just arrived to Montreal last week and I am currently in a van houtte coffee shop downtown. I will not be using no canned bullshit (sorry to the gurus but that ain't me), but I'm about to walk out these doors and find my dick a new home.
I'll keep you posted.
Pce

BittyBanger

21/07/2014
4:34 pm
Montreal, QC

I must of seen about 50 girls now whom I would of full out bent over in public.
Approached 4. (Not cause it took me nearly 2 hours to finish those conversations; but cause of the content of my scrotum)
Anyways, I decided to gain my beginners experience in a clothing store called Simons asking girls their opinion on what I should get for my mom. (Like I'd ever get her shit but a gift card.) Due to nerves, the first 2 approaches were fucking people working there. I quickly realized that using what you guys call opinion openers on girls who are working will end up with them trying to sell you shit. (Like fuck they had me running away!)
The other one was 3 girls passing by and after I had opened I was like shit, I wouldn't even fuck all 3 of they offered a foursome. And the last one just sucked. FML gotta keep trying.
Pce

BittyBanger

22/07/2014
10:28 am
Montreal, QC

At around 10:00 am this morning I was eating my homemade yogurt parfait (fucking delishh), when I saw a beauty milf (sexy smile and tits) spark up a dart (cigarette for the ones who don't speak my vocab). I went up to her, asked her for a smoke, used her lighter, and started talking to her. We were just talking about life in the city and stuff and apperently she got pulled over by cops in my hometown years ago, so we were discussing funny shit and shitty corporate jobs in the city, fucking fluff talk you know. (Found out she had a boyfriend, fml, didn't stop me though) I started to talk about wanting to see skyscrapers views, and saying she should show me the view. (She did.. ). Only kino I did was shake her hand. (Then Her break was done so I went back down)
Anyways, I now know where she works and approximately what time her breaks at and I want to bang the fuck outa the nearly 40 year old fucking sexxxxxy woman so I'll probably go back there some day soon around that time.
I'm not a complete retard and I don't need to know the perfect words but anyone got any tips on how I should go about this
Pce
BittyBanger ouuuuut!

22/07/2014
11:41 am
Montreal, QC

Girls everywhere, girls errrrywhere this shit has to happen soon son!
This post isn't much but a few notes to self and pointers for those reading:
I'm still using opinion openers: if she's shopping in a girl store I ask about "for my mom" and anywhere else I ask for myself.
Thing is when I asked one girl what she thought at ardene's, she didn't stop offering shit and it made it real hard to break out of that loop until she left.
However, on the street, I commented on a girls accent and she opened more doors for conversation. If she wasn't going somewhere and if her friend wasn't standing there like "c'mon let's fucking go" I probably would of got a bit farther.
Anyways I hope you guys are able to read between the lines. What I'm thinking is that from now on, ASAP after using an opinion opener, ask or comment on something special and unique to her.
Pce
Gonna keep practicing,
BittyBanger ouuuut

23/07/2014
10:51 am
Longueuil, QC

Fuck storms, Fuck rain, Fuck anything that keeps me from getting out and pursuing what I want. Due to weather, I'm spending my day outside in my little dugout reading shit, playing Clash of Clans and texting friends. It's not a complete bust though, tonight a bar a few blocks from my apartment is open til 3am and it's kareoke night so I better man up and at least check it out(gon be my 2nd time out ppl yeah the nerves are there). I've never seen what this bars like on Wednesdays so I'm hoping it's a young pussy pool (jail bait too don't judge me fuckers!) so yeah... I'll go.

And I was texting a girl who I had met prior to starting this journal, and although I've only seen her once in the 2 years I've known her, I asked her if she wanted to go to the park and than to the bar so we could meet with my friends TOMOROW(Different bar). She said she's not free that night but I'm pretty sure we're still gonna hang out during the day. Anyways I hope that doesn't choke and that I atleast get to see her, cause I know the minute she's actually in my presence again the pussy's gon start drippin. (Quebec girls man!)

Hopefully all goes well for BittyBanger
Wish me luck,
Pce boyzzzz

24/07/2014
3:09 am
Longueuil, QC

OHHH MYYY FUUCCKKKIINGG GOD IMA TEAR MY FUCKING HAIR OUT!!!!
There's one other detail I could've mentioned in my first post. On top of being a virgin I never kissed a girl, never really touched a girl as a matter of fact. (Well, so that was the case, but I'm still a fucking virgin! FML!) At the bar tonight, there weren't many hot girls, so I basically just spent the last 4 hours with one, just one. She was cute, funny, into me and shit but she was so far gone and real hard to understand (she was French(fuck drunk language barriers)) so we weren't really talking on a deep emotional level. So I still went ahead and practiced these few things: Kino, and getting the bitch away from her friends. The stupid part, as much as I was trying not to let it happen, I was not in control. We went out for smokes when she wanted to, I wasn't leading her around holding her hand (she was kinda pushing me forward or I had to make sure she was following me) blah blah blah I wouldn't have jumped off a cliff if she wanted me too but I would wave her over to sit beside me, she'd be like no come here. (I didn't understand her man but I still wanted to fuck). How ever when we were cuddling at the booth and shit my arm wasn't around her but our heads we're together. I was trying to get her to come to my place but she had to work tomorow, lived far, and her work stuff was at home. (It wasn't happening) I do not want to tell you how we got to the next part cause there are so many different things I could've done but we ended up in a stall in the girls washroom, girls, not boys....................

............. Damn did the nerves ever kick in here. First time for everything in a fucking public girls washroom. (You can hear the other ppl ahhhhhhhhh!) This, this is where I fucked up the night and had it been anywhere but there and if she didn't have to leave with her friends in 10 minutes, I probably would've got laid. I didn't know what to do, I didn't. She quickly found out I was a virgin to like, everything and I''m sure she wanted me to eat her out but I wanted my dick sucked knowing we didn't have much time. Then she kinda started to change her mind and I was like fuck! Not here of all places. I wasn't gonna just let her walk out, and she didn't leave but I didn't want to violate her or get no rape card pulled on me so I was really not doing shit but talking to her in the fucking stall, but fuck it I went to kiss her anyway and like fuck.... Do I ever suck at that. But yeah, we kinda wheeled. Then her friend walks into the washroom and starts to say "okay time to go" and shit so she like snuck out of the stall trying to hide me knowing I was already somewhat embarassed as fuck, and then when she came back in the stall her friend saw me. I was like "oh hey, ......... You mind leaving now?" and when she left we started wheeling again. More sexual though, like hand on ass and feeling tits and shit and right before I was gon start rubbing her pussy she had to leave. I still think I suck at kissing, it was my first kiss ever (my attempt at making out) but it still didn't feel like what the movies look like. However even though I felt I was brutal, and that she knew It was my first wheel and that my dicks never been touched by anything but my hand, the sexual tension was there, it was definitely there. So with all that I must of done something right but FUCK ME MAN FUCK ME!!!!!!
Anyways... I'm going to bed

NeverGonnaBangABitty..... Out
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

And seriously,,,, people who've been there or somewhere close, any tips for next time I could really use em.

24/07/2014
9:20 am
Longueuil, QC

I gotta say one thing though, After living what I would call my worst case scenario and after coming so close to getting what I want, I want it even more and I feel like nothing, not a fucking thing in pick up will phase me anymore. Ima try try try and fucking try harder. Who fucking cares about the about the outcome, HONESTLY BOYS... WHO FUCKING CARES?!? We're trying right? Let's hope that I actually have that date today (she better not flake) and let's hope that shit goes even better at the bar tonight. (This time I'm with my friends)

Lessons Learned: If you think the girls into you but you think your being to physically aggressive, and she's sticking around, go harder!
Next time she's gonna have to push me off her twice before I tone it down a notch

Pce,
BittyBanger

24/07/2014
2:15 pm
Montreal, QC

I started my day today with 4 direct openers (compliments more specifically due to the "StyleLife Challenge" (Yeah I'm trying it out)) but I was still going for more than just complimenting. These we're all street approaches where the girls were headed somewhere so they didn't really stick around. (Maybe if I add a question to the compliment I'll get more out of them, idk. And street approaches just suck; they're busy they're going somewhere) So for now I'm gonna go back to my usual thaang and just say Hi or use opinion openers.
But I'm wasting time pce the fuck out,

BittyBanger

Here's some advice: Calm. The. Fuck. Down.
Seriously, rub one off before you go out or something. It's great you're approaching and opening, keep doing it. Just don't rush shit; you're not going to learn everything right away, and you're not going to learn at all like that. You have to fail, and you WILL fail, hard, in the beginning. It's all a part of gaining references and experiences to fall back on.
And lawdz I hope you don't approach the way you type; because no offense, but you come off like a Chihuahua that just ate a pixie stick. Slow down, be confident, don't rush.

Hey!

I agree with Bud_Henry, chill out! What it seems like according to your posts, you put a way too much pressure on the outcome, and miss the point of doing all this - having good time Don't make yourself look too needy, as it gets you nowhere but rejected, if the girl you're with isn't real easy taker or drunk as skunk..

Like in any learning, before you can learn to run, you first need to learn how to walk. Little steps. And you fall. Then you get up and try some more, in the end you can do it. PATIENCE. Rushing wont take you anywhere but failure, trust me. What I mean is, like if you have hard time approaching (some sort of) AA perhaps?), get better in that area first! Even get someone to help you with it, if you feel like it. Don't skip the pages and try taking it till the end first time you approach someone (ofc if things roll that way, why not staying aboard ). Small steps, and you will see progress. Take it slow.


Cheers!

-Nightf4llen

P.S. You should try cleaning your language a little bit, as you might find; using F***K in almost every sentence will not only make you look like a jerk, but also make people less interested in giving you advice.

25/07/2014
2:20 pm
Montreal, QC

Something is wrong. I hope it's just today but something is wrong. I''m in a shit mood, I don't know why, hopefully it's diet because there's no way in hell I'm giving up on being planet earths BOSS ASS MOTHER "EFFER" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ happy boys? But seriously what's up why am I so down? Maybe it's cause instead of taking a girl home from the bar last night I longboarded til 6am with a buddy, maybe it's half of that and I'm just tired. If it's depression than fuuuuuck me. Damn... A beauty just walked by, I'm still sitting here -,- (2 minutes later) actually I said hi but my issue is I'm one foot in one foot out. It still felt nice to open my mouth today though. (She's in montreal for a justin timberlake show)
But man last night was fun as shit, my friends won the beerpong tourny for the second week straight. They hooked me some of the absolut they won last week, next week they'll hook me more, I met great people but I wasn't "sarging". Still got 1 number close, oooooohhhhh so amazing -,- And nope.... I'm down.
Maybe I'm down cause I'm still thinking about the girl I should've fucked in the stalls but only barely wheeled and I'm prob never gonna see her again I have no idea who she is.
I don't know I'll just listen to some wutang and AOTP until I feel like burning down your whitehouse, than I'll be motivated by anger who knows. What a day what a terrible thought pattern.
Whateverrrr

Now it's nice to see replies on this post:
And about that, dude, c'mon, I'm a virgin who got his first kiss like 2 days ago. I expect to fail, like I know I'll fail, well.... LEARN. I do not look at a failure as a failure I'm just documenting my transition from zero to hero for my own good, so I can learn, maybe get a few tips and the reason it might seem really harsh and profane is I'm writing a lot so I'm atleast trying to make it entertaining for anyone who's gonna read the whole story cause............. ......... ........ Well I don't know why anyone would. And I don't really care about the outcome that much although I do have somekind of anxiety. It's not approach anxiety, I'm too headstrong for that... I have sticking around anxiety. I don't bitch out before doing something, I bitch out half way through. I don't know what's worse........... -,-

Don't take me as a douche or a jerk, I'm a real smiley kid I see beauty in almost everything (although my psychologists think I could be developing dysthymia and psychosis and that my parents are worried I'm headed to being a suicidal cerial killer). I just want to write my story in a more, entertaining way

Bye

Hey!

Glad to hear from you, really. I'm happy to hear you do think that way (about learning, failing and experience). And about the mood you were on, it's propably just because the lack of sleep (would affect me that way, lol ).

Anxiety after sticking around for a while you say? Sure sounds annoying like f**k... Have you tried asking advice from the "Sticking points" or "Inner-game" sections of the forum? I'm sure someone there can give you tips to over-come your problem.. After all, thats why we are here, to help each other out and sharing experience, right?

Hope you find a solution, keep it up!


Cheers!

-Nightf4llen

Yo nightf4llen thanks for that man I'll maybe post in "sticking points" tomorow if I feel the need, I find this one foot in one foot out problem is more of a day game problem although I can't really tell cause I've only been to a bar 3 times. But it's:
25/07/2014
8:26 pm
Longueuil, QC

And my friends are all getting together for beer pong tonight. They're real good guys and all it's just he's always got the crib to himself and he should throw fat party's with tons of chicks (he knows em all) but he doesn't and I only have 3 weeks left in this city before I get sent back home and start dealing molly for my first year university in a small drugless town and I really wanna get laid before that. So I'm going back to the bar that I went to on Wednesday but tonight it should have a more nightclubby feel. And I'm going solo ahhhhhhhhh I'm scared.
Butchugottadowutchugottadoo, right?

Goodnight boys I'll let you know tmr....
BittyBanger

(This posts really just for me incase I get too drunk tonight and forget this)
Uhhhhhhhhhh unhhhhhhh unhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh unh bitchez

I'm like fucking Einstein with that eureka moment, at least I hope cause it's untested but I'll test it In The city tomorrow, I was reading sticking points on day game got an idea.

I was open indirect in day game this past week and I been getting nowhere. I'm gonna do the same from now on but instead of just saying "thx anyway" when my functional opinion opener dies I'll switch to kinda direct showing interest in her(cause I always have them laughing before that point anyway, sorry boys I got charisma)... Not too much but enough to come across as "look, I feel like you could be my girl so ima atleast try to see what your all about before you disappear for ever" than shoot for a fun conversation that leads to number close or instadate.( At subway eat fresh cause you know they're bathrooms, private )

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